I hope people liked the first chapter. Sorry if you couldn't tell where it
started. The stupid document manager messed it up. Ok. Well, on with the
fic.
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Malik: *takes out a key * *locks the door *
Annie: *hears the lock click * *goes to check it out * Hey! Why'd you lock me in here? Hey! Malik! Open it up!
Malik: *goes back to his and Bakura's room *
Bakura: What's up?
Malik: I locked her in. *sits down next to him *
Bakura: Great! Now let's not feed her!
Malik: *looks at Bakura with an 'are-you-fucking-crazy' look *
Bakura: Alright! Sheesh, we will. *says seductively * But, you know what?
Malik: What? *notices Bakura has nothing on *
Bakura: You look sexy when you're mad.
Malik: ......
Bakura: *draws Malik into a passionate kiss * *drags him onto the bed *
Malik: *moan *
Annie: * comes in and sees them going at it * Why'd you lock me in?
Malik and Bakura: *look up *
Bakura: I thought you said that you locked her in?
Malik: I did but.
Annie: *cuts Malik off * But I can pick locks! *smiles *
Bakura: Go away! Can't you see we're busy? *glares at her *
Annie: I don't see how you can be busy, seeing as you're doing nothing.
Malik: Shouldn't you be in bed?
Annie: You're crazy, aren't you?
Malik: No, I'm fucking my nuts! *thinks of what he said while Bakura and Annie look at him * Go to sleep!
Annie: I don't have to!
Bakura: Well, why the fuck not?
Annie: 'Cause it's one p.m.
Malik and Bakura: WHAT THE FUCK?!?!? *groan *
Malik: It's no use going to work now.
Bakura: And I was going to be happy to go to work so I didn't have to see that thing! *points to Annie *
Annie: I am not a thing!
Bakura: Are too!
Annie: Am not!
Bakura: Are too!
Annie: Am not!
Bakura: Are too!
Annie: Am not!
Bakura: Are too!
Annie: You are so childish!
Bakura: Me? Me being childish! Hah! You're the one who's a child!
Annie: I am not!
Bakura: *gets out of bed * You are a child! You are younger than us!
Annie: *doesn't listen to a word he's saying as he rants about her being a child and a fucking mortal * *keeps staring at him *
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Bakura: And that's why you're a child!
Annie: *stays silent * *tries keeping a straight face *
Bakura: What the hell are you looking at mortal?!?!?
Annie: *snicker * You.
Bakura: What the? *looks down at himself * *looks around for Malik * Where the hell'd he go? *goes puts some boxers on *
Annie: *bursts out laughing *
Bakura: Why the hell are you laughing woman?!?
Annie: Sick thought
Malik: *comes in with a bucket full of Windex and a mop *
Bakura and Annie: *stare at him *
Malik: Since we're going to be home today, we get to CLEAN! *hands mop to Annie * *hands Bakura the bucket * Well, get to work!
Bakura: *looks at the bucket * *evil smirk * *walks up to Malik and dumps bucket over his head *
Malik: Bakura you ass! I'll get you for this! *smells the Windex * Woh... *passes out *
Annie: Why'd you do that?
Bakura: 'Cause I hate to fucking clean. *goes out the door to the bathroom *
Annie: Well, I can't just leave him here. *proceeds to clean it up *
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Well? How was it? I hope you liked this one. Again, I'm sorry if it isn't funny. This is my kind of odd humor. I don't know if it's funny to anyone else. So, please review!
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Malik: *takes out a key * *locks the door *
Annie: *hears the lock click * *goes to check it out * Hey! Why'd you lock me in here? Hey! Malik! Open it up!
Malik: *goes back to his and Bakura's room *
Bakura: What's up?
Malik: I locked her in. *sits down next to him *
Bakura: Great! Now let's not feed her!
Malik: *looks at Bakura with an 'are-you-fucking-crazy' look *
Bakura: Alright! Sheesh, we will. *says seductively * But, you know what?
Malik: What? *notices Bakura has nothing on *
Bakura: You look sexy when you're mad.
Malik: ......
Bakura: *draws Malik into a passionate kiss * *drags him onto the bed *
Malik: *moan *
Annie: * comes in and sees them going at it * Why'd you lock me in?
Malik and Bakura: *look up *
Bakura: I thought you said that you locked her in?
Malik: I did but.
Annie: *cuts Malik off * But I can pick locks! *smiles *
Bakura: Go away! Can't you see we're busy? *glares at her *
Annie: I don't see how you can be busy, seeing as you're doing nothing.
Malik: Shouldn't you be in bed?
Annie: You're crazy, aren't you?
Malik: No, I'm fucking my nuts! *thinks of what he said while Bakura and Annie look at him * Go to sleep!
Annie: I don't have to!
Bakura: Well, why the fuck not?
Annie: 'Cause it's one p.m.
Malik and Bakura: WHAT THE FUCK?!?!? *groan *
Malik: It's no use going to work now.
Bakura: And I was going to be happy to go to work so I didn't have to see that thing! *points to Annie *
Annie: I am not a thing!
Bakura: Are too!
Annie: Am not!
Bakura: Are too!
Annie: Am not!
Bakura: Are too!
Annie: Am not!
Bakura: Are too!
Annie: You are so childish!
Bakura: Me? Me being childish! Hah! You're the one who's a child!
Annie: I am not!
Bakura: *gets out of bed * You are a child! You are younger than us!
Annie: *doesn't listen to a word he's saying as he rants about her being a child and a fucking mortal * *keeps staring at him *
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Bakura: And that's why you're a child!
Annie: *stays silent * *tries keeping a straight face *
Bakura: What the hell are you looking at mortal?!?!?
Annie: *snicker * You.
Bakura: What the? *looks down at himself * *looks around for Malik * Where the hell'd he go? *goes puts some boxers on *
Annie: *bursts out laughing *
Bakura: Why the hell are you laughing woman?!?
Annie: Sick thought
Malik: *comes in with a bucket full of Windex and a mop *
Bakura and Annie: *stare at him *
Malik: Since we're going to be home today, we get to CLEAN! *hands mop to Annie * *hands Bakura the bucket * Well, get to work!
Bakura: *looks at the bucket * *evil smirk * *walks up to Malik and dumps bucket over his head *
Malik: Bakura you ass! I'll get you for this! *smells the Windex * Woh... *passes out *
Annie: Why'd you do that?
Bakura: 'Cause I hate to fucking clean. *goes out the door to the bathroom *
Annie: Well, I can't just leave him here. *proceeds to clean it up *
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Well? How was it? I hope you liked this one. Again, I'm sorry if it isn't funny. This is my kind of odd humor. I don't know if it's funny to anyone else. So, please review!
