Koenma's Dispute
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Chapter 2: The Reunion
Koenma: Ogre, Ogre!!
Ogre: What is it Lord Koenma sir?
Koenma: (Yelling) Quick get me Botan!
Ogre: (Agitated) Yes sir, Lord Koenma sir!
Botan: What do you need Lord Koenma?
Koenma: We're all doomed!! WAAAAAAAA!!!
Botan: (Sweatdrops) Why are we all doomed sir?
Koenma: (Terrified) We have to enter in the…the Tournament of Death!! WAAAAAAAA!!
Botan: (Scared) The Tournament of Death sir? Is this some kind of joke?
Koenma: Would I be joking about something this important!?
Botan: Well no, but…
Koenma: That is what I thought Botan!!
Botan: …But this is the most feared tournament that has ever been created by demons!
Ogre: …We have to go to the Netherworld sir?
Koenma: (Glares at Ogre) Whoever said anything about you going to the Netherworld?
Ogre: (Nervous) Well…I just thought I could go since I'm your favorite ogre.
Koenma: Hmm…I'll think about it.
Ogre: (Extremely grateful) Oh thank you sir!
Koenma: Quick Botan! Go tell Yusuke and the others to begin training immediately for the tournament; or we're all doomed! WAAAAAAAA! (Pause) Did I mention that it is one month from today?
Botan: (Sweatdrops again) Um…no sir, but I'll go contact them right now.
Koenma: Good luck Botan.
Botan: Thank you sir.
-Botan is now on earth looking for Yusuke.
Botan: Where is Yusuke? Oh there he is. (Runs to him) Yusuke! Oh Yusuke!!
Yusuke: (Turns in her direction) Hey Botan, what do you want?
Botan: (Speaking quickly) The Spirit World and the earth will be destroyed in a month if you don't win the Tournament of Death!!
Yusuke: Whoa, whoa, whoa! Slow down there, Botan!
Botan: (Still nervous)…Okay, well…um, let's see… (Points to him) You, Kuwabara, Hiei, and Kurama must compete in the Tournament of Death and win or the earth, Spirit World and Koenma's butt will be destroyed!
Yusuke: (Stares blankly at Botan, until the message sinks in) Ha!! (Starts howling with laughter) So that little booger is about to get what he deserves, huh? HAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Botan: (Glares at Yusuke) This is no laughing matter, this is serious!
Yusuke: (Slowly calms down, and gets somewhat serious) …Fine, so what is this Tournament of Death anyway?
Botan: It is the most feared tournament ever created!
Yusuke: Yeah, but what does this have to do with us?
Botan: (Yelling) It has everything to do with you! (Pokes him repeatedly as she speaks) If you lose in the tournament you, the earth, Spirit World and everyone you know will be killed!!
Yusuke: Who's going to compete in this tournament anyway?
Botan: Only the strongest and most feared demons in the Netherworld.
Yusuke: Whoa, whoa, whoa! Hold on there! I thought the Netherworld was destroyed a long time ago!!
Botan: It was, but they must have rebuilt it behind our backs. (Turns to leave, and gets her oar) I'll go get Hiei and Kurama and bring them here to train with you. (Points to him as she leaves) You go get Kuwabara.
Yusuke: (Annoyed) Yeah, yeah, yeah…Already ahead of you.
-Yusuke is in search of Kuwabara.
Yusuke: Hey Kuwabara!
Kuwabara: Oh, hey Urameshi. What are you doing here?
Yusuke: (Starts out casual and then gets louder) Well it just seems like we have to enter in a competition called the Tournament of Death in the Netherworld, that's all.
Kuwabara: (Starts to freak out) What!? Another tournament, why do we have to enter?
Yusuke: (Speaking in monotone) Not just us, Hiei and Kurama too.
Kuwabara: Me, you, Hiei and Kurama huh? What kind of tournament is this anyway Urameshi?!!
Yusuke: Oh, sorry um let's see we are required to enter because, if we don't (Starts to count off his fingers) the earth, Spirit World and Koenma's butt will be destroyed. (Smirks at the last comment, but gets serious again) From what Botan said it sounds like this tournament is going to be very challenging.
Kuwabara: (Scratching his head in thought) So where are Hiei and Kurama?
Yusuke: Botan went to go get them just a little while ago. (Looks to the side and spots them) No wait, here they are now.
Hiei: (Approaching) …Don't worry Botan already filled us in on everything.
Kurama: (Cordial) Yusuke, Kuwabara, it has been quite some time hasn't it?
Yusuke: It sure has.
Kurama: Well we might as well get to training.
Kuwabara: Yeah, I feel like testing my new skills on Urameshi.
Yusuke: What, you have new skills that all of us don't know about?
Kuwabara: I sure do Urameshi.
Yusuke: (Sarcastically) Wow we're all scared.
Kuwabara: (Pissed) Shut up Urameshi!
Yusuke: Well we'll just have to see what you got. (Goes to attack him) HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
