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Disclosure: Sorry for the delay in this chapter. Thanx a mill for the reviews, and as always, I own what I own in this story.
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"Is she going to be ok?"
"She'll be fine. We just have to run some more tests. Can you notify her next of kin?"
"Nah. I don't know any of em' , and she's separated from her husband, I think."
"Ok. We'll ask her more questions when she wakes up."
"Cool. Thanks alot."
That was what I heard when I finally came to. I was in the hospital. I don't know how or why, but at least I'm still alive. When my eyes opened, I saw tons of ballons and flowers, and 3 special people that I was glad to see. Kevin, Shawn, and John Cena. John was still in a wheelchair, looking out of the window.
"Finally woke up, sleeping beauty?"
"Hi guys. What happened?"
"You took a bad tumble. Kinda like....you passed out before a car hit you."
"A car hit me? What the hell?....."
"Yeah. You passed out in the middle of the street, and this car tried not to hit you, but it tapped you a bit. Nothing's broken."
"Damn. I feel like shit."
"Yo, Donnie. You need to tell us what's goin' on with you and Sean."
"John! I didn't see you. Hi sweetie. How's it goin'?"
"I'm cool, but stop avoiding the question."
"Kev? I guess you wanns know too, eh? Shawn? "
"Yeah. I damn sure wanna know. You kids are idiots! Ok, so he slept wih Gabby Irvine. Who didn't? Chris even knew about it, right, Shawn?"
"Hey! I'm not in this. That's her problem. I never slept with her."
"Anyway, it's obvious that the guy is mad about you, and ok, he cheated on you, with her, but you two have been through much worse."
"Word up, yo. Ya'll been together for almost fifteen years! If ya'll didn't split up over that stripper in Vegas, then........"
"SHUT UP, JOHN!!!"
"What stripper??"
Nothin' man. I'm trippin. That was Andrew, and...."
"You're a horrible liar! What happened?"
"Shawn, you take this one, buddy."
"Fine. It was nothing. She was coming on to him, planted one on him, and he pusher her away. Nothing happened, and you know I would never lie to you."
"So, you guys are telling me, that he could have cheated on me with that stripper, and he didn't?"
"Exactly! And he was plastered, I mean the good ol' FUBAR! He was totally incoherent, yet he remained faithful to you. So, if he slept with Gabby, and from what I heard from the boys, wasn't all that it was cracked up to be, he had to be out of his mind, and something had to really get to him."
"Like the while 'I screwed Cena' thing?"
"Whoa! I never touched you. Only a hug, and a handshake! That's all."
"I know, John. I thought you were gay, no offense."
"I'm not gay, dammit! See! I knew the joke was gonna go too far! Thanks, Kev!"
"Haha. Yuck it up, you bastard! It was funny! Anyways, Shawn's right, Donnie. If you two were together this long, and went through this much, why not take the man back. He's been here eversince he found out that you were here. We just sent him home to take a shower. Seanny's with Tristan, and all we're worried about is why you are in here."
"Gee, Kev! You always acted like a big brother to me. Thanks."
"No problem. Oh yeah, speaking of which, Johnny sent you all of these flowers and bears....well, half of them anyways. Sean covered that side over there, and we did the rest."
"Yeah, even ate the muffin basket."
"Dammit, John!"
"She wasn't gonna eat it. I was hungry."
"It's cool, guys. I don't eat muffins anyway. They would have molded. You guys are something else, you know that. I'm glad you're here."
They stayed for awhile longer, until more people started showing up. Days went by, and people just kept coming and going. One day, Kevin stayed until Sean came back. He looked horrible, like he didn't sleep in months. He had this look on his face, and I couldn't shake it for the life of me.
"Hi."
"You're up. Glad to see you."
"Likewise. What's with the face?"
"You don't wanna know. Really, you don't."
"I just wanted to say thanks for everything. You didn't have to do all of this. It looks like you need to get some sleep."
"No problem. I'll be fine." He slumped into the lounger, trying to keep his eyes open. I started to feel so bad for him. I could never be mad at him long.
"Sean? What's up? "
"Nothing."
"You're lying."
"And what if I was?"
"You are. Spill it. What happened?"
"You need to rest. The last thing you need is to be bothered with bullshit."
"Ok. I won't push. "
"Gabby abandoned the kids!"
"What?"
"She abandoned the kids. She left C.J. in the house with them, and she took off. I took Seanny to see C.J, and they were on the porch, dirty and starving. I asked C.J how long was she gone, and he told me for almost a month. I could fucking kill her. If you want to be an asshole, that's your business. Just don't drag these babies in the middle of it. I can't see for the life of me, We can't have anymore children, yet she breeds like a gerbil. I don't know if it's because of Chris, but she's lost it."
"Is that all?"
"Yeah. Why did you say it like that?"
"Where are they now?"
"At the house with the Nannies."
"Did anybody find Gabby yet?"
"Nope. You know her better than I do. Does she pull shit like this often?"
"All the time. Why now? "
"Hey, if you don't wanna do this, just say the word."
"No. I want them out. They have other relatives that they can go to. I'll call Mr & Mrs. Irvine, to set up when they are coming. I'll, or you, can explain the story to them."
"Just like that? "
"Yes. Just like that. I'm no longer in the surrogate mood. Unless they were homeless, I would be there for them, but that's not the case. We have other things to work out within our own family, don't you think?"
"I guess you're right. Hey, how about when you get out of here, we go on a vacation, just me and you. How does that sound?"
"That sound great. You pick the place. I'm not packing anything."
"Oooh. Sounds like this vacation is going to be sweet! Let's go right now."
"I can't. I gotta find out what the hell is wrong with me."
"Oh yeah. The Doctors said anything yet?"
"Nope. Not one word. I'm just a lab rat right now."
"Poor thing. I'm about to go ang get something to eat. I love you."
"I love you too. Thanks alot."
He kissed me on the cheek, and left. I'm sitting here alone again. About 3 hours past, and a doctor came in here and finally told me what was wrong with me.
"Ms. O'Haire?"
"Yeah. Spill it, Doc. What's wrong with me now?"
"I have great news for you. You're fine. Just dehydrated. And when we did x- rays, we found that you had a partial hysterectomy."
"Partial? How is that possible? I had the full monty."
"No, Ms. O'Haire. You did not. All that was done was your uterus was partially removed. Everything seems to be intact, except for your fallopian tubes, which you know are gone. I have an option for you. What if I told you that we have the top women's surgeon in the country, and we could make you good as new, using synthetic reproductive organs?"
"What? Get outta here! You're kidding, right?"
"No, I'm not. Have you ever heard of a Double Uterus?"
"Yeah. What about it? "
"We also specialize in transplants. There is a rare percentage of women in the country who has a double uterus, which is only common in kangaroos and other marsupials. Anyway, we remove one of the uterus, and transplant it into another woman with the same blood type. Chance of recovery is over 90 percent."
"What is the side effects, and the possible room for error?"
"There is zero room for error. This procedure has been done for over 35 years in other countries, and there has been successful results in 5 out of every 7 cases. Some possible effects could be in the beginning, the return of your menstrual cycle for about three to six weeks, which is normal. Hormonal changes, nausea, and occasional dizziness."
"Ok, can I read something on this, and talk about this with my husband?"
"Sure thing. Come by my office in a week, I'll have everything you requested, okay?"
"Sweet. Can I go home?"
"Yeah. I came with your discharge papers, your husband is outside waiting for you."
"You told him about the discharge?"
"Sure. there's really no reason for you to stay here.".
"Oh, ok. Thanks, Doctor Bruner."
Now I had something to think about. As I was putting on my clothes, Sean came back in.
"Hey, Did he tell you about the transplant?"
"Yeah. He just told me. What do you think, Sean??"
"Well, it's all up to you. it's your body. I'm with you all the way on this."
"You are?"
"Hell yeah! If you want to go through with this, by all means, go for it. Are you??"
"I need to think about it a bit more. Before we get out of here, I need to ask you something."
"Sure. Ask away..."
"What happened with you in Vegas?" I gave him a smile, which in turn made him laugh and hug me. He felt so good, and I haven't felt like that since I married him He gave me a kiss, and just kept laughing.
"What's so funny?"
"Donnie, They told you about Vegas? Hahaha. Damn. I thought that story was dead."
"Sean, What happened with you and the stripper?"
"Hahaha! Whew! Ok. She came on to me, I told her no. Mind you, I was so drunk, as were the rest of us. The chick just started grabbing on me and kissed me. I grabbed her by her hair, and hurled on her. I mean, I just launched the only projectile of vomit. She was drenched, and we were laughing our asses off. Chris just laughed till he pissed his pants. Kevin took his dollar back. Real comedy, I tell ya!"
"Oh my! You guys are so wrong. Chris pissed his pants ?"
"Hell yeah. May he rest in peace, that was funny shit right there. We all started to yap about our wives, and Kevin was talking about Tamara. He got all fucking sobbish, and caller her. Chris and I were talking about you and Gabbs, and he told me some of the most bedamned shit."
"What would that be?"
"He always loved you. But, he settled for Gabby. Only because she cried wolf a few times, if you know what I mean"
"I never knew. Oh well, What is the point of this story?"
"The point is, that we would have both fought over you, and I'm glad we got together. Chris understood fully, but......I don't know, it was kind of like he was coming clean to me about his feelings for you. I thought that it was all of the drinks we had, but he didn't drink anything, maybe a beer or three. I was jealous, a bit bitter, yeah, but I respected him for that you know. Him doing that, and a he dies three weeks later, it seems a bit......odd."
"Oh. I see. So, I guess you didn't really mean to............"
"No, I didn't. She has a way of selling salt to a slug, you know. We were going through so much, and I honestly thought you were screwing Cena. I should have asked you, instead of believing her. Anyway, enough of this, are we leaving, or do I have to get another bed in here?"
"No, not even. I'm ready. Let's go home."
We went home. I missed the old homestead. We got into the shower together, and we made love for the first time in a few years. Yes, I said years! Everything seemed right again. Seanny was with Johnny, and we gave the help a vacation, paid, of course! We just stayed in bed and fell asleep. Needless to say, we tore up the divorce papers! I couldn't help but look at him. After all we have been through, and all the sense that was kicked into me, I realized that I loved him like I did the first day we met. He's still my Greek Adonis, well, the Irish version anyways.
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Well, about 5 months, and several shrink sessoins later, we decided to take our vacation in Dublin, Ireland. I never been there, and he picked the place. Sean is basically doing everything now, while I just kick back, and chase Seanny around the house. Sean went back to the WWE part time, you know, a few matches here and there, and because he's great for a storyline! He decided to go back after our vacation. He felt he needed to do it, with him missing Chris still. Anyway!!!! He was out of town this particular day, when it was late, and there was a knock on the door. I loaded my 9mm, and went to the door. As I opened it, I saw who it was. I almost lost my mind....................
Disclosure: Sorry for the delay in this chapter. Thanx a mill for the reviews, and as always, I own what I own in this story.
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"Is she going to be ok?"
"She'll be fine. We just have to run some more tests. Can you notify her next of kin?"
"Nah. I don't know any of em' , and she's separated from her husband, I think."
"Ok. We'll ask her more questions when she wakes up."
"Cool. Thanks alot."
That was what I heard when I finally came to. I was in the hospital. I don't know how or why, but at least I'm still alive. When my eyes opened, I saw tons of ballons and flowers, and 3 special people that I was glad to see. Kevin, Shawn, and John Cena. John was still in a wheelchair, looking out of the window.
"Finally woke up, sleeping beauty?"
"Hi guys. What happened?"
"You took a bad tumble. Kinda like....you passed out before a car hit you."
"A car hit me? What the hell?....."
"Yeah. You passed out in the middle of the street, and this car tried not to hit you, but it tapped you a bit. Nothing's broken."
"Damn. I feel like shit."
"Yo, Donnie. You need to tell us what's goin' on with you and Sean."
"John! I didn't see you. Hi sweetie. How's it goin'?"
"I'm cool, but stop avoiding the question."
"Kev? I guess you wanns know too, eh? Shawn? "
"Yeah. I damn sure wanna know. You kids are idiots! Ok, so he slept wih Gabby Irvine. Who didn't? Chris even knew about it, right, Shawn?"
"Hey! I'm not in this. That's her problem. I never slept with her."
"Anyway, it's obvious that the guy is mad about you, and ok, he cheated on you, with her, but you two have been through much worse."
"Word up, yo. Ya'll been together for almost fifteen years! If ya'll didn't split up over that stripper in Vegas, then........"
"SHUT UP, JOHN!!!"
"What stripper??"
Nothin' man. I'm trippin. That was Andrew, and...."
"You're a horrible liar! What happened?"
"Shawn, you take this one, buddy."
"Fine. It was nothing. She was coming on to him, planted one on him, and he pusher her away. Nothing happened, and you know I would never lie to you."
"So, you guys are telling me, that he could have cheated on me with that stripper, and he didn't?"
"Exactly! And he was plastered, I mean the good ol' FUBAR! He was totally incoherent, yet he remained faithful to you. So, if he slept with Gabby, and from what I heard from the boys, wasn't all that it was cracked up to be, he had to be out of his mind, and something had to really get to him."
"Like the while 'I screwed Cena' thing?"
"Whoa! I never touched you. Only a hug, and a handshake! That's all."
"I know, John. I thought you were gay, no offense."
"I'm not gay, dammit! See! I knew the joke was gonna go too far! Thanks, Kev!"
"Haha. Yuck it up, you bastard! It was funny! Anyways, Shawn's right, Donnie. If you two were together this long, and went through this much, why not take the man back. He's been here eversince he found out that you were here. We just sent him home to take a shower. Seanny's with Tristan, and all we're worried about is why you are in here."
"Gee, Kev! You always acted like a big brother to me. Thanks."
"No problem. Oh yeah, speaking of which, Johnny sent you all of these flowers and bears....well, half of them anyways. Sean covered that side over there, and we did the rest."
"Yeah, even ate the muffin basket."
"Dammit, John!"
"She wasn't gonna eat it. I was hungry."
"It's cool, guys. I don't eat muffins anyway. They would have molded. You guys are something else, you know that. I'm glad you're here."
They stayed for awhile longer, until more people started showing up. Days went by, and people just kept coming and going. One day, Kevin stayed until Sean came back. He looked horrible, like he didn't sleep in months. He had this look on his face, and I couldn't shake it for the life of me.
"Hi."
"You're up. Glad to see you."
"Likewise. What's with the face?"
"You don't wanna know. Really, you don't."
"I just wanted to say thanks for everything. You didn't have to do all of this. It looks like you need to get some sleep."
"No problem. I'll be fine." He slumped into the lounger, trying to keep his eyes open. I started to feel so bad for him. I could never be mad at him long.
"Sean? What's up? "
"Nothing."
"You're lying."
"And what if I was?"
"You are. Spill it. What happened?"
"You need to rest. The last thing you need is to be bothered with bullshit."
"Ok. I won't push. "
"Gabby abandoned the kids!"
"What?"
"She abandoned the kids. She left C.J. in the house with them, and she took off. I took Seanny to see C.J, and they were on the porch, dirty and starving. I asked C.J how long was she gone, and he told me for almost a month. I could fucking kill her. If you want to be an asshole, that's your business. Just don't drag these babies in the middle of it. I can't see for the life of me, We can't have anymore children, yet she breeds like a gerbil. I don't know if it's because of Chris, but she's lost it."
"Is that all?"
"Yeah. Why did you say it like that?"
"Where are they now?"
"At the house with the Nannies."
"Did anybody find Gabby yet?"
"Nope. You know her better than I do. Does she pull shit like this often?"
"All the time. Why now? "
"Hey, if you don't wanna do this, just say the word."
"No. I want them out. They have other relatives that they can go to. I'll call Mr & Mrs. Irvine, to set up when they are coming. I'll, or you, can explain the story to them."
"Just like that? "
"Yes. Just like that. I'm no longer in the surrogate mood. Unless they were homeless, I would be there for them, but that's not the case. We have other things to work out within our own family, don't you think?"
"I guess you're right. Hey, how about when you get out of here, we go on a vacation, just me and you. How does that sound?"
"That sound great. You pick the place. I'm not packing anything."
"Oooh. Sounds like this vacation is going to be sweet! Let's go right now."
"I can't. I gotta find out what the hell is wrong with me."
"Oh yeah. The Doctors said anything yet?"
"Nope. Not one word. I'm just a lab rat right now."
"Poor thing. I'm about to go ang get something to eat. I love you."
"I love you too. Thanks alot."
He kissed me on the cheek, and left. I'm sitting here alone again. About 3 hours past, and a doctor came in here and finally told me what was wrong with me.
"Ms. O'Haire?"
"Yeah. Spill it, Doc. What's wrong with me now?"
"I have great news for you. You're fine. Just dehydrated. And when we did x- rays, we found that you had a partial hysterectomy."
"Partial? How is that possible? I had the full monty."
"No, Ms. O'Haire. You did not. All that was done was your uterus was partially removed. Everything seems to be intact, except for your fallopian tubes, which you know are gone. I have an option for you. What if I told you that we have the top women's surgeon in the country, and we could make you good as new, using synthetic reproductive organs?"
"What? Get outta here! You're kidding, right?"
"No, I'm not. Have you ever heard of a Double Uterus?"
"Yeah. What about it? "
"We also specialize in transplants. There is a rare percentage of women in the country who has a double uterus, which is only common in kangaroos and other marsupials. Anyway, we remove one of the uterus, and transplant it into another woman with the same blood type. Chance of recovery is over 90 percent."
"What is the side effects, and the possible room for error?"
"There is zero room for error. This procedure has been done for over 35 years in other countries, and there has been successful results in 5 out of every 7 cases. Some possible effects could be in the beginning, the return of your menstrual cycle for about three to six weeks, which is normal. Hormonal changes, nausea, and occasional dizziness."
"Ok, can I read something on this, and talk about this with my husband?"
"Sure thing. Come by my office in a week, I'll have everything you requested, okay?"
"Sweet. Can I go home?"
"Yeah. I came with your discharge papers, your husband is outside waiting for you."
"You told him about the discharge?"
"Sure. there's really no reason for you to stay here.".
"Oh, ok. Thanks, Doctor Bruner."
Now I had something to think about. As I was putting on my clothes, Sean came back in.
"Hey, Did he tell you about the transplant?"
"Yeah. He just told me. What do you think, Sean??"
"Well, it's all up to you. it's your body. I'm with you all the way on this."
"You are?"
"Hell yeah! If you want to go through with this, by all means, go for it. Are you??"
"I need to think about it a bit more. Before we get out of here, I need to ask you something."
"Sure. Ask away..."
"What happened with you in Vegas?" I gave him a smile, which in turn made him laugh and hug me. He felt so good, and I haven't felt like that since I married him He gave me a kiss, and just kept laughing.
"What's so funny?"
"Donnie, They told you about Vegas? Hahaha. Damn. I thought that story was dead."
"Sean, What happened with you and the stripper?"
"Hahaha! Whew! Ok. She came on to me, I told her no. Mind you, I was so drunk, as were the rest of us. The chick just started grabbing on me and kissed me. I grabbed her by her hair, and hurled on her. I mean, I just launched the only projectile of vomit. She was drenched, and we were laughing our asses off. Chris just laughed till he pissed his pants. Kevin took his dollar back. Real comedy, I tell ya!"
"Oh my! You guys are so wrong. Chris pissed his pants ?"
"Hell yeah. May he rest in peace, that was funny shit right there. We all started to yap about our wives, and Kevin was talking about Tamara. He got all fucking sobbish, and caller her. Chris and I were talking about you and Gabbs, and he told me some of the most bedamned shit."
"What would that be?"
"He always loved you. But, he settled for Gabby. Only because she cried wolf a few times, if you know what I mean"
"I never knew. Oh well, What is the point of this story?"
"The point is, that we would have both fought over you, and I'm glad we got together. Chris understood fully, but......I don't know, it was kind of like he was coming clean to me about his feelings for you. I thought that it was all of the drinks we had, but he didn't drink anything, maybe a beer or three. I was jealous, a bit bitter, yeah, but I respected him for that you know. Him doing that, and a he dies three weeks later, it seems a bit......odd."
"Oh. I see. So, I guess you didn't really mean to............"
"No, I didn't. She has a way of selling salt to a slug, you know. We were going through so much, and I honestly thought you were screwing Cena. I should have asked you, instead of believing her. Anyway, enough of this, are we leaving, or do I have to get another bed in here?"
"No, not even. I'm ready. Let's go home."
We went home. I missed the old homestead. We got into the shower together, and we made love for the first time in a few years. Yes, I said years! Everything seemed right again. Seanny was with Johnny, and we gave the help a vacation, paid, of course! We just stayed in bed and fell asleep. Needless to say, we tore up the divorce papers! I couldn't help but look at him. After all we have been through, and all the sense that was kicked into me, I realized that I loved him like I did the first day we met. He's still my Greek Adonis, well, the Irish version anyways.
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Well, about 5 months, and several shrink sessoins later, we decided to take our vacation in Dublin, Ireland. I never been there, and he picked the place. Sean is basically doing everything now, while I just kick back, and chase Seanny around the house. Sean went back to the WWE part time, you know, a few matches here and there, and because he's great for a storyline! He decided to go back after our vacation. He felt he needed to do it, with him missing Chris still. Anyway!!!! He was out of town this particular day, when it was late, and there was a knock on the door. I loaded my 9mm, and went to the door. As I opened it, I saw who it was. I almost lost my mind....................
