==HARRY POTTER AND THE PHILOSOPHER STONED==

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[Chapter 5: The Dead Body]

They watched as the Philosopher dragged the dead body into a corner and then walked out.

'Do you think it's safe yet?' asked Ron.

'We'll wait a few minutes,' said Harry.

'Hey look! Draco is bumjacking that statue!' said Hermione.

'What did the Philosopher give her?' said Ron.

Meanwhile, Draco quickly climbed down and zipped his pants up before they could notice him.

'That's it,' said Harry. 'I'm getting out of here.'

'But what about Draco's dare?' said Ron.

'I wasn't going to get anything for it anyway.'

'So you're telling us,' said Hermione, 'that we came here for nothing?'

'Yeah,' said Ron. The two stared at Harry angrily.

'Hang on, we saw the Riverdance, didn't we?'

-The Next Morning-

'Did you hear about the dead body in the forbidden corridor?' said Seamus.

'Did you hear about the blood found all over the forbidden corridor?' said Neville.

'Did you hear about the semen all over some statue in the forbidden corridor?' said Ron's brother George.

Everyone was talkative at breakfast. They had just been told by Dumbledore that someone had been killed.

'What did we do yesterday?' asked Hermione.

'I can't be bothered telling you everything that happened,' said Harry.

'Well yesterday I was too stoned to remember anything,' said Hermione.

Ron nearly choked on his cereal. 'You mean you're not stoned?'

'Not yet,' said Hermione. She pulled out a cigarette, and lit it magically with a cigarette lighter.

Ron shook his head. 'How much does the Philosopher give you?'

'I'm not at liberty to say,' said Hermione.

'Hey Ron,' said Fred. 'Do you want to come with us and see the dead body?'

'Not really,' said Ron.

'Come on, it'll be fun,' said George.

'Okay,' sighed Ron. 'When are we going?'

'At about three o'clock,' said Fred.

'I'll come as well,' said Harry.

What Hermione Hears

'Hey Ron,' said Fred. 'Do you want to come with us and see a house full of dollies?'

'Me too,' said Hermione.

'Cya then,' said George.

-Later On-

'Hermione,' said McGonagall, 'stop smoking in class!'

A few of the classmates turned to her and shook their heads.

'If you want to smoke, go out into the hall!'

Hermione got up, and left.

'Now,' said McGonagall, turning to the five students left in the class, 'let's continue on with the lesson.'

-At About Three O'Clock-

'Where do we meet Fred and George?' asked Harry, as they left Defence against the Dark Arts.

'I don't know,' said Ron. 'I didn't ask them.'

'We meet them on Sugarberry Lane!' said Hermione.

'Harry! Ron! Stoned-girl!'

The three looked up to see Fred and George. They ran up to them.

'Hello Santa Claus!' said Hermione.

'You coming to see the dead body?' asked George.

'Yeah,' said Ron.

'Yep,' said Harry.

'Yep? Oh no! The Yeps are coming to get me! Aaargh!'

'Shut up.'

They walked to the forbidden corridor and opened the big doors. There was darkness for a second, then George flicked the light switch.

Harry and Ron gasped when they saw whose dead body it was.

Hermione gasped, inhaling the smoke from her cigarette.

Whose dead body is it? Why was Hermione smoking? What happened to Draco? Could it be his dead body? Of course not, he was getting it on with the statue.

Find out in the next chapter of Harry Potter and the Philosopher Stoned