==HARRY POTTER AND THE PHILOSOPHER STONED==
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[Chapter 6: Philosopher's Grass]
'It's the dead body of someone we never knew!' said Harry.
Hermione exhaled, and the smoke went everywhere, causing the people in the room to cough.
'Could you put that out, we don't want to smell this cra – oooh, pretty colours.'
'Why should I put it out?' said Hermione. 'It adds to the ambience of the place.'
'Ambience?' said Ron. 'Hermione, you need to seriously see someone about your problem.'
'My only problem is you!' said Hermione.
'That made no sense,' said Harry.
'No, I don't have ten cents with me,' said Hermione. 'Why would I carry around money?'
'Come on, let's go to class,' said Ron.
'Says YOU!'
'What do we have now?' asked Harry.
'Flying with Madam Hooch,' said Ron.
They went out to the Quidditch field to find Madam Hooch had already started talking to the other students.
'Because of the murder, there will be no class,' said Hooch. 'You are all dismissed.'
So they walked off. 'What do we do now?' asked Harry.
'I need more grass,' said Hermione. 'Come see the Philosopher with me.'
'There's grass on the field we're walking on, Hermione,' said Ron. 'Why do you have to go to the Philosopher?'
'Not that kind of grass,' said Hermione. 'The smoking stuff.'
'That's what I'm talking about,' said Ron.
'I'm going to the Philosopher,' said Hermione.
Harry sighed. 'She's stoned, Ron, don't argue with her.'
They walked around the school until they found the Philosopher. Ron and Harry stood uncomfortably as Hermione said, 'I need more grass.'
The Philosopher pulled out a bag full of it out of his pocket. 'That will be twenty pounds please.'
'Pounds? I don't want twenty pounds of the stuff. Just that bag please.'
'That will be twenty pounds.'
'Oh, I gotta pay you. Right.' Hermione handed over the money.
'Hey, did you guys see anything last night?'
'Uh, no,' said Harry nervously. 'Why?'
'The murder happened last night,' said the Philosopher. 'I wonder who did it?'
'Yeah,' said Ron, laughing nervously. 'We'll be leaving now.'
And they left.
Does the Philosopher suspect they know? Where is Draco? Will the murderer strike again? Who is the murderer? The Philosopher you dumbass. Find out in the next chapter of Harry Potter and the Philosopher Stoned
