Muriel arrives home.Se slams the door behind her back. The door is slammed
so hard it falls off the hinges. Courage runs over to Muriel to find out
whats
horribly wrong.
Muriel: Eustace, Come back! I'm sorry!
Courage: Its ok Muriel you still have me!
Muriel gives Courage a big hug.
Muriel: Well at least I still got you! Your the most loyal and loving person I still got!
Courage holds up his dog bowl for Muriel, as a hint for some food.
Muriel wipes the tears from her eyes
Muriel: Ok Courage I'll get your blue ribbon dog food.
She wanders into the kitchen and starts to cook.
Courage decides to take a nap on Eustace's red chair, since he is no longer there. After ten minutes of cooking Muriel finishes.
Muriel: Ok you two the food is ready!
Courage runs into kitchen and sits in his usually seat, Muriel glances over to Eustace's vacant chair forgetting that he was gone. Muriel runs out of the kitchen ,goes into her bedroom,locks the door and starts crying.
Courage: This is getting really awfull, I must do something to get the farmer back!
Meanwhile the farmer has reached downtown Nowhere and is looking for an appartment. He sees a sign...
KATZ APARTMENTS "You'll Never Look At Appartments The Same Again!" est. 2003
FREE FOOD,FREE LODGING,FREE ENTERTAINMENT, & .....
Eustace can't see the rest of the sign but here it is...
...FREE BURIELS
Eustace is thrilled over this great bargain!
Eustace: Wow! Works for me!
He walks into the lobby. Roaches are crawling on the walls and grubs are digging through holes in the tile floor and the room smells horrible because its built over a sulfer mound.
Katz: Hello! Welcome to Katz Apartments!
Eustace: Stop the jibber jabber and get me a room as quick as you can.
Katz: Ok sir, the customer is always first!
Eustace: This place sounds better than home!
Katz: Here is your room key. Your in room 313. I call this the deluxe rooim. It has a jacuzzi but it needs repairs. Maybe your a handyman?
Eustace: Oh yeah! I'm known all over for my handywork!
Katz: Excellent! Well I'll be leaving now, I'll let you and your room get to know each other better.
Eustace walks over to the bed and stands on it. He starts jumping on it.
Eustace: Whoa! This is fun! Wheeee! Hoo Hoo Ha Ha!
Eustace catapolts off the bed and lands on the hardwood floor and he hits the ground with a loud smack!
Eustace: My aching back! I better get that jacuzzi running!
Eustace walks over into the bathroom and turns on the faucet glue runs out of it and he gets stuck to the sink.
Eustace: Stupid sticky sink! What kind of a sink runs glue out of it!
Suddenly the lights in the apartment building shut off and so does the heat. Eustace starts to shiver. Wind gusts through the walls because of the last of insulation.Then someone starts to strangle Eustace and he starts to choke for air!
Eustace: What do you think your doing? Help! Somebody!
Katz: Shut up you stupid old hag! I'm trying to kill you! How am I suppose to if you don't shut up!
Eustace's life hangs in the balance as Katz is about to strangle him to death...
Muriel: Eustace, Come back! I'm sorry!
Courage: Its ok Muriel you still have me!
Muriel gives Courage a big hug.
Muriel: Well at least I still got you! Your the most loyal and loving person I still got!
Courage holds up his dog bowl for Muriel, as a hint for some food.
Muriel wipes the tears from her eyes
Muriel: Ok Courage I'll get your blue ribbon dog food.
She wanders into the kitchen and starts to cook.
Courage decides to take a nap on Eustace's red chair, since he is no longer there. After ten minutes of cooking Muriel finishes.
Muriel: Ok you two the food is ready!
Courage runs into kitchen and sits in his usually seat, Muriel glances over to Eustace's vacant chair forgetting that he was gone. Muriel runs out of the kitchen ,goes into her bedroom,locks the door and starts crying.
Courage: This is getting really awfull, I must do something to get the farmer back!
Meanwhile the farmer has reached downtown Nowhere and is looking for an appartment. He sees a sign...
KATZ APARTMENTS "You'll Never Look At Appartments The Same Again!" est. 2003
FREE FOOD,FREE LODGING,FREE ENTERTAINMENT, & .....
Eustace can't see the rest of the sign but here it is...
...FREE BURIELS
Eustace is thrilled over this great bargain!
Eustace: Wow! Works for me!
He walks into the lobby. Roaches are crawling on the walls and grubs are digging through holes in the tile floor and the room smells horrible because its built over a sulfer mound.
Katz: Hello! Welcome to Katz Apartments!
Eustace: Stop the jibber jabber and get me a room as quick as you can.
Katz: Ok sir, the customer is always first!
Eustace: This place sounds better than home!
Katz: Here is your room key. Your in room 313. I call this the deluxe rooim. It has a jacuzzi but it needs repairs. Maybe your a handyman?
Eustace: Oh yeah! I'm known all over for my handywork!
Katz: Excellent! Well I'll be leaving now, I'll let you and your room get to know each other better.
Eustace walks over to the bed and stands on it. He starts jumping on it.
Eustace: Whoa! This is fun! Wheeee! Hoo Hoo Ha Ha!
Eustace catapolts off the bed and lands on the hardwood floor and he hits the ground with a loud smack!
Eustace: My aching back! I better get that jacuzzi running!
Eustace walks over into the bathroom and turns on the faucet glue runs out of it and he gets stuck to the sink.
Eustace: Stupid sticky sink! What kind of a sink runs glue out of it!
Suddenly the lights in the apartment building shut off and so does the heat. Eustace starts to shiver. Wind gusts through the walls because of the last of insulation.Then someone starts to strangle Eustace and he starts to choke for air!
Eustace: What do you think your doing? Help! Somebody!
Katz: Shut up you stupid old hag! I'm trying to kill you! How am I suppose to if you don't shut up!
Eustace's life hangs in the balance as Katz is about to strangle him to death...
