Katz: (calmly) Leaving so soon dear boy? Wouldn't you like
to play the game: The man who gets killed, so I get lots of publicity?
Eustace: Never heard of it!
Katz walks down the fire escape.
Katz: Oh its really simple the first step is this!
Katz sticks a knife in Eustace's back and he falls over. Katz laughs with an evil grin until the police comes walking down the street.
Policeman: You've killed Eustace Bagge!
Katz: Thats the first step.
Policeman: What in the world are you talkin about?
Katz: My name will be in the headlines, it will say KATZ KILLS EUSTACE BAGGE, and I will be known by the whole world! I'll finally be somebody!
Policeman: You know who you'll be known by?
Katz: Let me guess, the president right?
Policeman: My mother.
Katz: What the heck does she have to do with all of this?
Policeman: Why..she is the jailkeeper.She runs the place. She really hates cats. She is known for something famous you know.
Katz (worried): Oh..I'm not familar with that..what does she do?
Policeman: Makes coats out of cats and wears them around the world in fashion shows in her spare time.In fact she needs a red coat!
Katz: No! I think I must be leaving now!
Muriel pulls up to the scene of the incident, after being telephoned by the Nowhere police that Eustace has been stabbed.When the truck pulls up it runs over Katz.
Muriel: Is everything alright?
Policeman: I think Eustace didn't make it.
Eustace: No I'm ok! I need a doctor though! Don't take me to Vindaloo's hospital though, his back surgery is terrible!
Policeman: Looks like Katz has been taken care of, I don't think you'll be hearing from him anymore.
Eustace: Thanks Muriel, for running over the stupid cat! I take back what I said Muriel! See the camera over their Muriel?
Muriel: Oh yes, is that the Nowhere News ?
Courage jumps out of the truck and says...
Courage: Smile Muriel, your on Nowhere Candid Camera!
Muriel: Oh, what a pleasent suprise! No one was killed!
Katz climbs out from under the car.
Katz: Now since the prank is over who wants to go to Burger's Really Cheap?
Eustace: I do, its cheap!
Muriel: Oh Eustace, your always cheap!
Eustace: Take that back!
The End
Eustace: Never heard of it!
Katz walks down the fire escape.
Katz: Oh its really simple the first step is this!
Katz sticks a knife in Eustace's back and he falls over. Katz laughs with an evil grin until the police comes walking down the street.
Policeman: You've killed Eustace Bagge!
Katz: Thats the first step.
Policeman: What in the world are you talkin about?
Katz: My name will be in the headlines, it will say KATZ KILLS EUSTACE BAGGE, and I will be known by the whole world! I'll finally be somebody!
Policeman: You know who you'll be known by?
Katz: Let me guess, the president right?
Policeman: My mother.
Katz: What the heck does she have to do with all of this?
Policeman: Why..she is the jailkeeper.She runs the place. She really hates cats. She is known for something famous you know.
Katz (worried): Oh..I'm not familar with that..what does she do?
Policeman: Makes coats out of cats and wears them around the world in fashion shows in her spare time.In fact she needs a red coat!
Katz: No! I think I must be leaving now!
Muriel pulls up to the scene of the incident, after being telephoned by the Nowhere police that Eustace has been stabbed.When the truck pulls up it runs over Katz.
Muriel: Is everything alright?
Policeman: I think Eustace didn't make it.
Eustace: No I'm ok! I need a doctor though! Don't take me to Vindaloo's hospital though, his back surgery is terrible!
Policeman: Looks like Katz has been taken care of, I don't think you'll be hearing from him anymore.
Eustace: Thanks Muriel, for running over the stupid cat! I take back what I said Muriel! See the camera over their Muriel?
Muriel: Oh yes, is that the Nowhere News ?
Courage jumps out of the truck and says...
Courage: Smile Muriel, your on Nowhere Candid Camera!
Muriel: Oh, what a pleasent suprise! No one was killed!
Katz climbs out from under the car.
Katz: Now since the prank is over who wants to go to Burger's Really Cheap?
Eustace: I do, its cheap!
Muriel: Oh Eustace, your always cheap!
Eustace: Take that back!
The End
