m==HARRY POTTER AND THE PHILOSOPHER STONED==

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[Chapter 12: Quidditch Match #2]

Ron and Hermione sat in the big tall things. You know, the places they watch the Quidditch.

'I wonder where Harry is,' said Ron.

'Don't be stupid,' said Hermione. 'Only stupid people say stupid things.'

'I wasn't being stupid!'

'Shut up.'

Meanwhile, in the corridors, Harry was running for his life with the broomstick in his hand. 'This is…great…just great,' he said, puffed from running. 'First…I'm late for Quidditch…and now…it's chasing after me…'

He looked behind him, and finally made it out to the Quidditch field. Well, not the Quidditch field, but that little box-type room where the team waits until they are called out onto the Quidditch field. Unfortunately, they had already been called out, and the game had started without him.

'Thank god it's against Hufflepuff,' said Harry as he hopped on his broomstick and flew up into the stadium. The crowd roared, mainly because they were imitating lions like the commentator told them to.

Harry looked around. The snitch was nowhere in sight, but the Gryffindor team had all the Quaffles. So Harry decided to just sit there, on his broomstick, and wait for the snitch to come flying by.

SLAM!

A bludger flew at Harry, spinning him around and around and around. The crowd gasped, and watched as Harry kept on spinning. Eventually he spun so long they began to feel sick, and vomited all the way down to the ground. (Those stands are a very high way up, you know.)

Luckily Harry stopped spinning after a while, and went back to looking for the snitch (the Hufflepuff seeker was just flying around randomly at random). This time he kept his eye open for any bludgers.

He ignored the commentators, and what was happening around him, and imagined his favourite song. You like to think you're never wrong…(You like to think you're never wrong) You have to act like your someone…(You have to act like your someone) Yes, Harry Potter's favourite song is the remix of Linkin Park's Points of Authority. Don't ask me why.

Anyway, it was then that Harry noticed it. He had a sandwich in his hand the whole time, so he ate it.

Then he noticed it. The snitch. It was flying around as usual, but he decided it could be easily captured. So Harry flew over to it at the speed of light.

And it disappeared again. 'Dammit!' cried Harry. Suddenly, he heard a buzzing noise behind his ear. Is that…what I think it is?

He spun around and saw a dragonfly. 'Dammit!' Harry turned back around, and moved just before another bludger slammed into him. He looked around, but couldn't find the snitch anywhere.

Suddenly the Philosopher walked onto the field. Harry saw him down below, and suddenly he heard him shout 'WHERE'S YOUR HEAD AT AT AT Where's your head at – Where's your head at!'

'Ooooooooooookay,' said Harry. He turned around, and there the snitch was. He chased after it, weaving in between the players. The snitch led him down, and up, around the Gryffindor team. He nearly smashed into the Hufflepuff keeper, but dodged just in time.

The snitch went around the stands, much to Harry's dismay (some people were still feeling queasy). He dodged the falling people, the falling regurgitation, and suddenly the snitch stopped in midair. Before he knew what he was doing, he reached out and grabbed it, and the crowd roared again.

'Hey! He cheated!' shouted the Hufflepuff seeker.

'How?' shouted Wood.

'I don't know, he just did! He got to it before me!'

'And Gryffindor have won their second Quidditch match!'

In the next episode: Will something happen, or won't it? Will Hermione ever decide to move from drugs onto alchohol? Why does Ron have red hair? Does Harry really wear glasses, or is it just some illusion? After all, they do live in a magical school.

Find out…something in the next chapter of Harry Potter and the Philosopher Stoned