I'M A MAN!

Chapter Two

Good bye Usagi, Hello Ko

::Dream World::

*I'm back* Usagi thought as she walked around the room where's the Genie guy? *

"Usagi," a velvety male voice whispered eerily behind her she spun around only to find no one there she felt someone breathe down her neck and spun around only to find no one there again, *creepy*! Usagi thought and shivered. "LEAVE HER ALONE!" a male voice yelled Usagi turned to her side to see Genie running toward her with a ballpoint golden staff in his hand. "So he is real, isn't he?" Usagi asked herself as Genie reached her "Genie wh-" Usagi was cut short as she was thrown across the room

"USAGI!!" Genie yelled and teleported behind her and caught her before she hit the ground. "GENIE, WHAT IN THE COSMOS IS GOING ON?!?" Usagi yelled out the question as Genie placed her gently on her feet.

"Someone is trying to kill me and kidnap you Prin-uh-Usagi "Why?" she asked in disbelieving confusion

"They claim some master of theirs wants me dead and wants you're body," "WHAT!" Usagi yelled at the last remark. A dark mist appeared and formed into a cat-eyed jester, his jester suite was red and black checkers and his cat eyes were a golden yellow, the bells on his head jingled as he walked forward. Genie put up a guarding stance and the Jesters eyes shown with malice "I am Jester, servant of my master the Dark Knight," he announced and mockingly bowed, " I have come to kill the called Genie and abduct the Princess of the moon or destroy her," he laughingly said as Usagi backed up in fear. Genie was not afraid of this clown though and knew some of what he blabbered about,

"You speak a lie clown the betraying legendary knight is dead, trapped in stone by the deceased queen of the moon Selenity a millennia ago," "Who is this Dark Knight?" Usagi asked, recovered from her fear. "I'll explain it to you later," Genie distractedly replied Jester laughed, "Prepare to die!" and threw a beam of dark energy the color of blood and the blackest black towards Genie who quickly reflected it back at him with his staff. Jester sucked the dark energy back into him and smiled viciously. Genie scowled and powered up a ball of gold and greenish blue energy in his staff and hurled it at Jester, who barely dodged it.

*This Fight is going nowhere, * Usagi thought as she watched the two dodge and block the others attacks, *maybe I can to do something to help! * She again thought as she watched them both throw each other to the ground,

"Genie!" she called out, he appeared by her side

"What is it Usagi?" he asked panting.

"How can I help?" she asked as he blocked a blast from Jester, "You can wish something that would get you out of here or wish that I was stronger"

Usagi nodded, "Genie I wish that you were ten times stronger!" she wished as Jester charged towards them. Genie suddenly became taller, more muscular, and his eyes shone even more. Jester skidded to a stop and took a few fumbling feet back, he regained his composure and smirked, "I can still defeat you!" he yelled and looked over at Usagi with craze in his eyes,

"All I have to do is kill your master!!" he hurled a blast toward Usagi who froze in fright, before the blast could hit she stuttered out "G-Genie, TELEPORT out of range, I w-wish you do as I just s-SAID!!" Genie quickly teleported her on his far left side and out of range of the blast.

Jester growled angry that his blast had missed its target.

Usagi sighed in relief and looked toward Genie, "Genie, can't I wish for him to die or something?" Usagi asked, * should've thought of that before baka ondango* she thought

"No, you can't wish harmful things on someone," he replied

" cant we make an accept ion?" she asked as Genie and Jester begun to exchange blows,

"No, what bad things you wish on others will happen to you as well," Genie replied as he blasted Jester. Usagi thought for a moment, "GENIE, I GOT IT!" she yelled in excitement, " I wish that you would read my mind and pick the best wish that would hide me from Jester so he can't use me against you!" Usagi wished, "that way he won't know what you picked!"

Genie nodded and quickly read her mind as he blocked one of Jesters attacks and blasted him knocking him to the floor.

"I've GOT IT Usagi, I'll HAVE TO USE MY STAFF BECAUSE IT COST A LOT OF POWER," he yelled in excitement and eagerness

"But then you'll lose most of you're power!" Usagi said in a worried tone.

"That's ok, don't worry, because of you're earlier wish I will return too more or less of my original power," he blasted Usagi with a golden light and made a portal appear behind her.

Jester quickly stood up, " A PORTAL, you're planning on sending her to another world!"

He smirked, " And I know just where to send her, TO MY MASTER!"

"NOT IS I CAN HELP IT!" Genie yelled.

They both fired into the portal and Usagi screamed and disappeared

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::IN Usagi's room her sleeping body disappeared as well::

"Now we both don't have a clue as to were she is!" the Genie said angrily

" Fine by me" Jester replied and charged at the already weakening Genie.

::Tenchi Muyo World::

" Ah skinny dipping is so relaxing" Ayeka sighed as she floated around the shining clear lake" she suddenly saw something above her shine incredibly bright "What is that!?" she wondered aloud as something begun to fall from the light and out of the sky.

"AIEE!" Ayeka screamed, " It's going to land on me!" SPLASH!!!

"What was that!!" the Tenchi gang yelled and ran outside and over to the lake,

"Not again," Tenchi wined " I can't take anymore women,"

" SOMEONE GET IT OFF OF ME!" Ayeka yelled when the gang reached her

"It's a cute guy!" Mihoshi squealed with hearts in her eyes,

Ryoko begun to laugh at the scene of a naked and half drowning Ayeka and a guy in torn pink bunny and star pajama's knocked out on top of her, "What's wrong couldn't get any action so you had to attack a poor defenseless guy and dress him up as a woman," she laughingly joked.

"OH, SHUT UP BAKA RYOKO!" Ayeka yelled as Tenchi picked up the guy and dragged him into the house

"OW!" Ayeka yelled "Who threw that rock at me!?" she angrily asked as Ryoko flew by whistling

::Inside Guest Room::

Tenchi placed the man on the bed and left to look for some cloths the guy could wear.

"oww," the guy groggily said as he got up and wobbled in front of a full body mirror.

"AHH!" the guy yelled when he saw his reflection in the mirror "WHY AM I A MAN!?, AND WHY AM I NAKED!?!" he then fainted from obvious shock .

Tenchi came back into the room with some cloths and found the guy unconscious on the floor "AH!" he yelled and quickly pulled the sheets off the bed and draped them over the man.

Sasami heard the screams and walked hurriedly into the room, "What's wrong?" she asked a bit worried, " And whose that?" she asked and lifted the sheet off.

"WHAT'S THAT!?!" she yelled

"IT WAS TAPED ON!!" Tenchi yelled not knowing what to say

"Shouldn't we rip it off?"

(For the baka's out there, she mean's his weenie)

"NO!!" Tenchi quickly yelled and threw the sheet over the man,

Sasami shrugged in confusion and left to go make lunch, Tenchi placed the clothes by the guy and left not knowing what else to do.

He awoke awhile later and changed into the red T-shirt, black shorts with a silver chain and red and black sandals that was left for him.

"I guess I should go see where in the moon I am, because if Genie did what I think he did then I'm not on my world or in my dimension anymore" he thought aloud as he opened the door and walked down stairs and outside the living room where he heard people talking.

"We should get rid of him he ruined my swim," he heard a girl with purple hair and a purple knee length dress with pink flowers on it, pink flower earrings, and purple and pink sandals, shout to a girl with blond curly hair wearing a orange tank top, a blue jean skirt, and dressy orange sandals, who argued back.

" I think he's cute he should stay!"

"Everyone's ruled he should stay accept you Ayeka, its eight against one, he stays," young girl with blue hair, a sky blue sun dress with pink hearts, and blue dressy sandals ordered.

*Guess I should go in* he thought as he watched them argue. He walked into the living room and Ayeka ran over to him "YOU, grrr, you ruined my skinny dip!, are you working for the galaxy gang!?, I bet you are!, I bet you're an evil space pirate!!" Ayeka angrily accused.

"What?!" he asked in confusion "Uh wh-"

"What's you're name!?" Mihoshi excitedly asked and grabbed onto his arm

"Wh-uh-co" he looked at Mihoshi's shirt and decided to call her by the name on her shirt since he didn't know her actual name "Ambercrombie"

"Ko Ambercrombie!, what a nice name!" Mihoshi squealed and dragged him into the kitchen

"Uh, what-wait!" Ko argued as she told him all about herself

Washu who never missed a thing noticed Ko's somewhat weird behavior

* odd* she thought as she watched Mihoshi pull Ko everywhere

(MAH FFRIEND
Ryoko's

TURN

^_^)

A girl with long blue hair, black halter top with a moon, short tight black shorts and black leather combat boots with moons sat in a rafter above a boy with short black hair in a tiny ponytail, with a white tank top, tan shorts, and black sandals, she teleported by his side and sat down.

"Watcha doin Tenchi?" she asked

"Huh. Oh, hey Ryoko, I'm studying up for AlgebraIII" Tenchi answered,

"It's summer. Take a break. Lets go down to the lake and swim. Come on!"

"I guess I should take a break, Wait outside for me, ok?"

Ryoko went outside after getting a somewhat revealing black bikini. Ten minutes later Tenchi came out in blue swimming trunks. His upper body wasn't covered at all. Ko watched from his bedroom window and decided to go explore the house. A girl with long pink hair, blue dress shirt, blue jean shorts, and black dressy shoes stopped him as he started to leave.

"I'm Washu the best scientist in the world," she introduced

"Where do you think you're going?" she asked "Uumm.. Exploring," Ko replied

"Likely story, come on,:"

Washu grabbed him by the arm and pulled into her lab. He watched in shock as she quickly and unexpectedly hooked him up into a machine.

"Now we're going to run some tests on you. Don't worry, I do this to all visitors. You should be honored to be the guinea pig of the top-and cutest scientific genius of all time!!!"

Ko gasped in horror as she switched the contraption on.

* Oh well at least I'm away from that Mihoshi girl* he thought

Washu took a needle out of a drawer and put on some rubber gloves. She then proceeded to walk toward Ko with a giant grin on her face and a syringe in her hand.

* Uh, Oh, I'm in big trouble! * Ko thought as he watched her advance.

Washu found and prepped a vein and poked Ko with the needle. He screamed out as she drained the blood from his arm and finally took the needle out. She then left to analyze the blood. Ko quickly broke free of the restraints and quickly ran out of the lab and into a girl with dark blue hair, dark blue dress shirt, blue tight leather pants, and blue athletic shoes who he found out by Mihoshi was named Kiyone and was also her best friend.

"There's a crazy woman with pink hair in there! Don't go inside!" he shrieked

Kiyone got up off the ground and smirked. She laughed at the so-called baka and walked off to her room. The girl got to her room and heard Mihoshi talking to herself. She went in to see what kind of crazy crap her friend was doing.

"Hey Mihoshi, What's up?" She asked,

"I just met the HOTTEST guy. His name is Ko. He has blonde hair! OOH he's just so CUTE! I could spend all day with him" Mihoshi squealed.

Kiyone was crushed. How could her best friend dump her for a boy?

"WE'LL GO DO IT! I WONT BE AROUND FOR YOU TO FORGET ABOUT ANYMORE!" Kiyone yelled and stomped out of the room crying. Ko saw her leaving."Where are you going?" he asked a bit worried

"OUT!" she yelled.

She ran out of the house and didn't stop running. No one else saw her leave.

Heartlessmako-chan: That's it for chapter two sorry chapter one was so small I hope when I put this up it will be a bit longer. Hope you enjoy the story thus far. Farewell. In part two the gang have to find the missing Kiyone and Ko try's to reveal who is and gets changed into a very tiny person. SEE YA LATER.^_^