I'M A MAN!!

Chapter three

Heartlessmakoto: Hey everyone, here's chapter three (finally, I'm literally hurting my arm typing this thing, but I'm happy to have all of you read it, so my arm doesn't really matter as long as you are all happy to read and enjoy my story. I'm so happy I got reviews from some people I literally almost cried and believe it takes a lot to make me cry from happiness, I'm sure my friend Ryoko would be so happy to read them, but alas she is banned to ever talk or to see me again, which has really depressed me (. But that's only until summer is over, "Laughs evilly," cause we go to the same school. WO look how long I've been blabbering (not that anyone is gonna really read this () ON WITH THE STORY. (

Last time on I'M A MAN!!, Usagi is transported to the Tenchi Muyo world and accidentally names herself/himself Ko, Tenchi and Ryoko are swimming and Kiyone has run away. What will happen to our Usako next?

::Ryo-Chan's Turn::

"WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING!?!"

A voice called to Ryoko. It was Ayeka, who was mad at her for swimming with Tenchi when she could be swimming with him instead.

"WE'RE SWIMMING PRINCESS!!" Ryoko shouted back to Ayeka who was right in front of her face. (Her ears must be hurting now .)

"Ayeka, don't get upset, Ryoko, just suggested that I should take a break from studying so hard and suggested I cool down by taking a swim with her," Tenchi explained.

(He's so dense, like she really wanted him to just cool down, she wanted him to heat up!)

"WE'LL MOVE OVER I'M COMIN IN!!" Ayeka shouted

"No that's okay, I'm sure no one wants to see you in the nude," Ryoko joked.

Ayeka stomped off. And to her surprise found Mihosi crying on the front step.

"What's wrong, Mihoshi," the Jurian princess worriedly asked as she sat beside her.

" Kiyone is missing. I told her I could spend all day with Ko, and she ran off crying. I searched everywhere I thought she might be to try and apologize to her, but I couldn't, she's not here!" Mihoshi sadly sobbed as Ayeka hugged her.

"Don't worry Mihoshi, we'll find her. I promise we will!"

Ryoko and Sasami rushed outside and yelled to everyone that Ko had locked himself in the pantry and couldn't get out.

" Hey, Ryoko do you know an easy way to get him out?" Sasami asked worried about Ko. (And also about him eating all their food)

" I could blast the door open," she suggested as they went inside the house.

" Wait, I just remembered I had a key in my room!" Tenchi said a little embarrassed that he had forgotten he had one.

Tenchi got his key and they all went over to the pantry,

"GET ME OUT OF THIS WONDERFULLY ENORMOUSE PANTRY, the healthy food is glaring at me! I know I should eat more healthy, but what's the fun in that, WHAAAH!!!" Ko cried. Everyone sweat dropped

"Hold on!" Tenchi said as he unlocked the door.

As soon as Ko got out, he started kissing the ground. He then stood and grinned embarrassed that he had actually cried and kissed the ground. Mihoshi told Ko what had happened and he hugged her to him when she began to sob again.

"We'll find her Mihoshi, don't worry,"

Ryo-oh-ki let out a soft sad meow. Sasami held the cabbit close and cried into its fur. The others looked as Washu came out of the lab.

"Why's everyone so depressed?" she asked worriedly as she took of a black pair of working gloves.

" Kiyone is missing," Ayeka softly explained.

"Oh!" she exclaimed in surprise.

Every one turned to Washu, who may have already had an idea.

::Mako-Chan's turn:: (I'm so glad me and Ryoko wrote this story together on paper before we were separated by evil BAKA'S. Now back to the story!) .;;

"I know just what to do!" Washu announced to everyone,

"What?" they asked,

" Here's the plan, we split up.. AND LOOK FOR HER, YOU BAKA'S!!" she yelled

" I knew we should have done that all along," Ayeka lied as they split up

*WAIT, I don't know my way around!" Ko thought as everyone ran off

* Oh well, you better just hope you find her you baka Usa- I mean Ko-no Usagi-no I don't know, I better just start thinking like a guy now, * Ko thought as he ran into the forest.

::One hour later, at Tenchi's house::

"Hey Tenchi!" Ryoko called as she joined the regrouped gang.

" Did you find her?" Tenchi asked as she jumped on him and received a glare from a Ayeka who received a cherry from Ryoko (cherry:: pulls down their bottom eye lid and sticks out their tongue.)

" No, I didn't, sorry," Ryoko apologized

" It's ok," Tenchi comforted.

"Where's Ko?" Sasami asked she looked around.

"Now he's gone too!" Mihoshi cried, "And it's all my fault!" she cried as she begun to sob more hysterically.

" It's ok, Mihoshi, we'll find them, don't worry, and don't cry anymore," Sasami comforted and hugged her.

::Deep in the Forest::

I think I'm lost, * Ko thought as he wandered aimlessly around.

* Wasn't I just here? * He asked himself as he stopped by a familiar stump.

* I'm going around in circles," Ko depressingly said as he sat down on the stump, as he listened to the silence, then he noticed a quite sobbing sound. * Huh? * Ko thought as he looked around, he got up and followed the sobs to a large pine tree, and under it was Kiyone hunched over and sobbing into her legs.

"KIYONE!" Ko yelled and ran over to her,

"Are you ok?" he asked as he bent down by her.

"What are you doing here!?" she spat out angrily.

"Everyone was worried about you, especially Mihoshi, and we all split up to look for you," Ko answered and sat down by her unaffected by her anger.

"I'm glad I found you," he told her smiling.

"Why?" she asked a little less angry.

"Cause' I'm sort of lost," he sheepishly admitted

Kiyone half laughed halved sobbed,

" What exactly made you run off?" Ko asked in concern

" I guess the fear of losing my best friend and partner on the force," her eyes became glazed as she thought about headquarters, a flying base deep in space, fighting crime wherever it may be, and her dream of being the best no matter what.

"Before I was teamed up with Mihoshi all I could think about was working and being the best which people hate and sometimes fear me, then Mihoshi came and changed my life, she never hated me or feared me, she came into my life and annoyed the snot out of me, but after getting used to all her quirky weirdness I realized she was the only true I've had in a long time, my only friend, and if I lost her I would be all alone, when I heard her say she could spend all day with you I figured this is it this is what I've been waiting for, she's leaving me, I'm going to be all alone," Kiyone sadly expressed as she stared at the ground and tears trailed down her cheeks.

Ko wiped away Kiyone's tears, "Aw, Kiyone what in the moon made you think that, listen I don't believe Mihoshi will ever leave you, and if she does you wont be alone, you'll have me and all the other guys that are you looking for you and probably me by now. * What am I saying, I don't plan to stay here I have a whole different universe to protect, not that she needs to know," he thought as he looked over at Kiyone.

"You know what Ko, you're right I guess I kind of over reacted," she admitted and wiped away the rest of her tears.

"You can say that again," Ko joking replied.

" Hey, I thought you were supposed to comfort me," Kiyone wined as Ko stood up.

" I was supposed to look for you not comfort that was an added job," Ko joked with a smile.

Kiyone threw a rock at his head and he dodged it laughing.

"Come on lets go, the guys must be really worried about us," Ko said reaching down to help her up.

"Um, Ko, I sort of sprang my ankle when I was running," Kiyone said, Blushing from embarrassment.

"Well then I'll carry you," Ko offered and picked her up, * These male muscles got to be good for something, * he thought as he asked her which way they had to go to get home.

"That way," Kiyone directed pointing forward. *Wow this guy isn't all that bad, I can see why Mihoshi liked him, heck even I like him." Kiyone thought as she looked up at a sweating Ko.

* She's heavy, * Ko thought as he walked, * EEK! Why is she looking at me like that, OH NO, she cant have a CRUSH on me to, I'm going to have to explain to the gang that I'm a woman not a man, but they'll probably think I'm insane, oh well, maybe if they think I'm crazy they wont like me, we can only hope. Ko thought. They finally reached the end of the forest and then finally Tenchi's house.

"No one's here," Kiyone said as Ko walked into the house into the house and placed her onto the couch.

"They're probably still out looking for us," Ko said as he went into the kitchen to grab a cloth and some ice. He walked over to Kiyone and told her to keep the ice filled cloth on her ankle.

"Thanks Ko," Kiyone thanked and kissed him on the cheek.

*EWW * Ko thought and wiped the kissed off when she wasn't looking.

::City::

"HEY TENCHI!" Ryoko called as she ran over to him, her foot suddenly hit a rock and Tenchi ran over and caught her before she hit the ground, "Are you ok?" Tenchi worriedly asked.

"As long as you're around I'll be fine," Ryoko said in a sexy voice making Tenchi blush.

"Uh, we should get back," Tenchi, said not really wanting to let Ryoko go.

: Tenchi's house::

"Anyone here?" Ayeka asked when she reached the house and saw that the lights were on.

"HET AYEKA!" the rest of the gang yelled as they ran over to her, "Are they back yet?" the gang excitedly asked.

" I don't know the lights are on," Ayeka replied.

"THEY MUST BE BACK!" Mihoshi yelled and ran into the house with the gang close behind her. "KIYONE!" Mihoshi yelled and jumped onto her sleeping friend.

"Kiyone did you fall off the couch again," Ko said running into the living room with only a towel around his waist (He just took a bath ^_^) hr blushed when he saw all the people staring at him.

"KO!" Mihoshi yelled and lunged for him.

"AHH, I HAVE TO CHANGE!" he yelled and ran into the room he was using before Mihoshi could squeeze him to death.

"This causes for a celebration and delicious dinner!" Sasami announced with happiness bubbling all over her as she ran into the kitchen.

Tenchi noticed how Kiyone and Mihoshi stared at Ko's room,

* Yes two less girls to worry about, not that they really had any interest in me, now the only girl I have to worry about is Ayeka. * Tenchi thought as he looked over to see Ryoko and Ayeka fighting once again.

*What should I do, I have to tell them, * Ko thought as he lay on his bed.

* I miss the senshi, heck, I even miss Mamoru and the baka yumas, * he thought as he turned over and buried his face in a pillow.

KNOCK, KNOCK! "KOO, when are you coming out, I thought you were just going to change like almost two hours ago and Sasami has prepared a big feast!" Mihoshi wined outside the bedroom door.

" I'll be out in a sec. Mihosi," Ko said as he goy up. * Might as well try to tell them now," He thought as he changed into a red shirt that said property of Mihoshi inc. written across it and a pair of black jean pants that had property of Kiyone inc sewn into the front and back, his other borrowed cloths seemed to have disappeared. *Odd I was sure my other newly washed cloths were here an hour ago before I fell asleep, the two girls must of switched them, but I know I locked the door, * he looked towards the window and saw that it was open, * guess they'll try anything to get to me, * Ko thought as he sweat dropped and left the room where Mihoshi and Kiyone grabbed one of his arms and dragged him outside to a food filled table * I guess I should tell them now, But maybe after a little dinner!" he thought and pilled food on a few plates.

They all sat down on a blue silk sheet and watched amazed at how much and how fast Ko could eat.

"This-is-great!" Ko said between mouthfuls.

*WOW!" Sasami thought * Finally someone who loves my cooking, and I mean loves my cooking, now I can cook twice as much and not have to worry about it going to waste or spoiling," she thought with stars in her eyes.

"Guy's I have to tell you something," Ko announced after everyone had finished eating and had relaxed a bit.

* What is it?" Mihoshi asked.

Ko took a deep breath then quickly said, " I'm a woman."

Mihoshi, and Kiyone, blinked then shouted, "YOU'RE GAY!!"

"WHAT, NO, I'M NOT GAY!!" Ko yelled, shocked that they had taken it that way.

"Let me try again, I'm a girl that looks like a guy."

Washu looked at Ko, "Oh so you had plastic surgery, "

Ko shook his head, "No, uh, I'm a girl on the inside and guy on the outside."

Sasami nodded, " So you're a guy who feels he should have been a girl."

Ko shook his head again, "No I'm a girl in a mans body."

Tenchi blinked, " You're a spirit who is possessing a body,"

Ko shook his head and sighed with frustration, " No, I'm from another world and turned into a guy."

Ryoko and Ayeka looked at him, " So the people on you're planet turned you into a guy."

Ko shook his head and again sighed with frustration, " No, never mind, forget I said anything."

The gang blinked.

"What a fun game," Mihoshi said.

Ko nodded, " Yep, what a game." He said and walked into the house and into his room.

" There he gos again, he's going to stay in there all day now," Kiyona said.

"What makes you think that?" Ryoko asked

" I can see it in his face, I was like that before Mihoshi came."

Ryoko nodded and the gang looked toward Ko's bedroom window.

::Deep in space::

"Captain" a male voice yelled to someone sitting at the head of the ship engulfed in shadow, " We have found the power source you've been looking for sir, it's on a planet called Earth."

"Good, good" a silky male voice answered ansered, " Send the Galaxy Gang to me immediately and make preparations for us to beam down in two weeks notice, I want to see the source for myself!" He ordered.

::Ko's room, two weeks later::

::Ryo-chan's turn:: ^_^

Washu quietly walked into Ko's room without him noticing, he had been in his room quit a lot lately she sat down beside him.

"What do you want now?!!" Ko shouted when she sat down.

"Come with me, I have an experiment and I need you to help me!" Washu said taking his hand and pulled him towards the lab. Washu picked up a space gun looking thing and pointed it at him. He gasped in horror.

" Don't worry, this only reads minds."

"Oh, how do I know that!?"

" Just trust me."

As soon as pulled the trigger and the beam came at him, his body begun to change. Suddenly Washu seemed a whole lot bigger. Ko screamed and ran from the lab.

Heartless: Well That's it for this chapter, sorry it took so long ^_^'

I had to go to some meetings and things and then my arm died on me so I needed a break, which didn't last long. Anyway in chapter four the Senshi finally realize Usagi's gone. Mihoshi holds Ko hostage as her toy. The galaxy gang and their leader come to visit and Tenchi reveals how he feels about Ryoko, which leads into a real serious mess. Well bye, I hope you have enjoyed the story thus far. ^_^.