HIEI AND KURAMA IN

roomies

Kela: oh, oh! I can't wait! I have been wanting to write this story for like months now! But hey I have a life so ya! I can't just go on all willy- nilly I have to do stuff! And I need time to think! but now here is the story many people that I know wanted so wah-la! Here ya go!

Disclaimer: yo! Waz up! She don't own Yu-Yu-Hakusho but any person in the story that has a '*' next to the name is her own character!

Kela: thanks Disclaimer! Oh um by the way if you have never heard of the light castle then you won't understand anything in this story! because we got a lot of different anime characters in here. And game characters (ya I know it makes no sense) but it is a comedy. Oh and Hiei and Kurama are NOT GAY I repeat, are NOT GAY. If you don't like that then you can just leave right now! (I didn't mean that please read my story!) So ya that's about it.

Kurama: I do hope you (the reader) enjoy it!

Hiei: I hate you, I swear on my life I will kill you....

Kela: (laughs nervously) ha-ha okay let's just get on with it.

Hiei: sure whatever

Kurama: after you my lady.

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It was a cool morning in December and new arrivals were coming to the castle. Seven people were moving in together and room choosing was to be made. Yuskey, Kuabbara, Kurama, Hiei, Botan, Kaeko, and Ukena were all moving in. Each of them were choosing a room mate to live with

(now the rule of the castle is that a boy can not be roomies with a girl and must be with in two years of each others age. 17 year old and a 16 year old. And they pick either from their group or some other group that has a miscount in party members...I.E.: Link is paired up with Marth. They must chose a room and partner and well ya live there...)

ok so away way....Yuskey and Kuabbara are roomies. Kurama and Hiei are roomies. Botan and Kaeko are Roomies and Ukena is paired up with a girl by the name of Medli (ever played wind waker?). Now this is a story of how Hiei and Kurama got into a little fight.about how the room should look. And well here it is.the story.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Chap. 1 the candy dish.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

"I don't think it should be (crash)...oh...that looked like it hurt." Said Kurama as he watched Hiei trying to put up a ceiling lamp. "I don't think you were supposed to put it up there with.glue."

"Listen this is supposed to go in there, but I don't know what this is! It looks like a nail...no...a screw...hell I DON'T KNOW YOUR TALLER, YOU DO IT!" said Hiei jumping down from the ladder. "why do we have to put this stupid rose lamp up there any way?" said Hiei looking at the bright red lamp. "By the way I thought it was supposed to be a black light...," said Hiei as he folded his arms.

"I don't want to hear it Hiei I told you I want a little of my design in here." Said Kurama swiping away the lamp, " this is from my room so don't break it!" he said as he wiped an invisible smudge off of he lamp. "Why don't you want to put it up?"

"that's has got to be the most stupidest question I have ever heard! It a damn rose for crying out loud! My grandmother has stuff like that in her room! Damn have a little style change and lose the rose shit! (Sigh) I will be back later," said Hiei bolting out of the room.

"Either he needs some manners, or someone needs to take the stick out of his ass," said Kurama getting on the ladder to put up the lamp. "It's sad that he doesn't know what this is...it's a screw...I think...ah...I'll figure it out."

Five hours later...

"Damn! I can't understand...it's supposed to be so easy, but what the hell dose this screw go to?!? Damn it I need help!" said Kurama hopping off the ladder.

"Hello Kurama, do you like your room? Is it big enough? Are you settling in well?" said *R.S. as she walked in the room. (R.S.- current keeper of the light castle).

"Oh hello my lady yes I am fine there is no need to be worried, but I am at a dilemma. You see I can't seem to put up this lamp, pardon me if I am being rude of asking but...may I ask of your assistance?" said Kurama handing her the lamp.

"Of course you may Kurama! Now lets see...hum.....see this," she said pointing to a small hole in the top the lamp. "That's where you put the screw it's difficult but I will do it if you want." She said smiling a very warm smile. She got on the ladder and began to screw it in, she finished and jumped down from the ladder gracefully and walked back to Kurama. "Now it will stay up there, anything else you need help with? I would be happy to help you," she said looking at Kurama who was staring at her in a mesmerized trance.

"n-no, nothing thank you my lady..." said Kurama staring at her.

"Please call me R.S. and please don't stair with your mouth open it's rude," she smiled, laughed and walked to the door, "just kidding, please come to the diner tonight, it is being held in honor of you and your friends. I would love to see you there." She smiled and walked out of the room. Kurama turned and looked at the perfectly hung lamp,

"she is so beautiful...I would love to get the chance to talk to her." Said Kurama dreamily. He was about to go fix his half of the room when Hiei came in,

"Kurama, okay I got duck tape, super glue and these little sticky things that you use to put up glow in the dark stars," said Hiei as he walked in. "oh it's up there...how did you do it?"

"I didn't, the lady did, I mean R.S." said Kurama blushing. Hiei looked at him with a 'oh really' type face, and Kurama noticed it. "Hiei! Don't look at me like that!"

"Oh I'm sorry but I thought you said you would never fall for anyone here." Said Hiei sarcastically.

"I do not love her! I just...think she is nice, that's all." Said Kurama going bright red.

"Really now? Well just forget it. Hn, this room is horrid, look at all of the wires on the floor!" said Hiei pointing at them.

"Well we wouldn't have these wires around here if you didn't have so much electronics!" said Kurama pointing at Hiei's huge sound system, and computer.

"Well what ever, we have to fix it up quickly...but one problem still presides..what will the room look like?" said Hiei looking around.

"Well I was thinking of accents of red and pink," said Kurama looking around the room dreamily.

"Oh yes why don't we also put some flowers and a feathery couch in here so we can make it even more gay." Said Hiei in a sarcastic tone.

"Well Hiei I'm sorry that you have no sense in style." said Kurama folding his arms. "And buy the way, it just so happens that the colors red and pink stimulate calmness and agility!"

"Calmness.and agility? For one thing that's blue! And Since when do you need those traits anyway!? YOU'RE ALWAYS CALM AND AGILE! KURAMA! DO YOU REALIZE THAT PEOPLE WILL BE SEEING THIS ROOM!? I REFUSE TO LOOK GAY IN FRONT OF EVERYONE, DAMN IT!" Kurama tried his best not to burst out laughing, but decided to continue to defend his colors.

"Hiei, think about it-pink is soothing, and red reminds me of the warm heat of the sun or a brand new rose-bud wrapped in silk..." He got a dreamy look on his face. Hiei nodded slowly and sighed as he took a dollar out of his pocket. He handed it to Kurama, who took it reluctantly. "and what might I ask would this be for?" Kurama asked now confused.

"It's a dollar so you can buy a clue, idiot. Hn, I think it's time I spoke with you about the difference between boys and girls." Kurama rolled his eyes as Hiei continued, "girls are.well.girlie. They are fond of the colors pink and red. Boys aren't. DO YOU REALIZE THAT YOU'RE MAKING YOURSELF LOOK LIKE A FUCKING FAG!?" Hiei yelled into Kurama's ear. (I don't get how that is possible unless he stood on a chair).

Kurama was starting to get a bit angry. "Hiei, just because you're an ass, I don't have to be. IT'S NOT MY FAULT YOU'VE BEEN CLUE LESS ON ANY FORM OF FASHION ALL YOUR LIFE! SO DON'T TAKE IT OUT ON ME!"

"Oh yeah? Taking it out on you, am I? Let's leave you out of it then." Hiei said as he walked slowly toward Kurama's nightstand.

"Wait...what are you doing?" Kurama asked as his eyebrows wrinkled.

"Nothing...just dusting off this precious porcelain rose petal candy dish!" Hiei grabbed it in a swift motion, then held it out the window.

"Hiei! DON'T DO IT! MY MOTHER GAVE ME THAT!" Kurama yelled, not making any sudden movements.

"I won't drop it, I'm being careful. Actually, I will return it to you on one condition." Said Hiei slowly. Kurama hung his head,

"state it...."

"You take anything pink, red, or even remotely resembling a rose out of here and toss it in the trash." Hiei said with a dark death like tone.

"Hiei! I can't do that! Everything I own is-" Kurama began.

"PINK AND GIRLY! NOW AGREE!" Hiei yelled, holding the candy dish further out the window. Kurama knew he had no way to stop Hiei....but he had to make a plan to do so.....

"Hiei...I will make a trade with you." Said Kurama slowly. Hiei looked at him with squinted eyes,

"go on..." he said tightening his grip on the dish.

"I will give you my whole YEARS WORTH of..(sigh) pixy stixs." said Kurama with an 'I will die soon' type face.

"Pixy stixs!?!" Hiei's face lit up, "wait...your saying you would risk giving me PURE FLAVORED SUGAR to save you dish?" said Hiei with a strange look on his face. Kurama closed his eyes and bowed his head in defeat. "well.....fine....wait...you had a year supply of Pixy stix and you never told me?"

"Hiei, to tell you that I had Pixy stix would be dangerous to my health."

"Well what ever, but I warn you if you even think about painting the wall....."

"no.....no I will do you a favor and paint it..." Kurama paused and shivered, "black."

"Your serious!" said Hiei walking to Kurama. He was about to hand him the dish when he tripped on a cord that was on the floor. Hiei hit the ground and when he looked up the dish was on the ground as well....split in half. Kurama didn't move, he staired at it with a horrified face and stood very still. Hiei looked up at him and got to his feet, "I-I am s-sorry...I really am I.....Kurama?" Hiei stepped back and just stared at him to watch his every move. Kurama looked at Hiei with a dead stair that a zombie might have. He stood their exchanging glances from the dish to Hiei then after five minuets of looking back and fourth he stopped and looked blankly at the ground.

"Hiei...you are my best friend....but must tell you that to the extent of my whole being, I hate you." Said Kurama before he walked out of the door. Hiei stood and stared at the door with his mouth wide open,

"did he just say he hates me?" Hiei looked at the dish on the ground, "fine with me then! I don't care if he hates me! HE NEEDS TO GET OVER THIS STUPID IDLE POSSETIONS!!!!!" Hiei walked over and picked up the broken candy dish. He took out the super glue he had, and began to fix the fragile bowl with every ounce of gentleness he possessed in his body. (You would be surprised on how much he has stored behind all that bad boy act!). "There, good as new...," Hiei did glue it back together successfully only he used to much glue and it was all over the dish. "well it could be better but now I wont have him complaining," he said before going to fix the rest of the room up. And being sure to pick up every last cord.