Yongo

PG

Eh Oh!

Humor



Hey you guys, I'm trying something different. A Teletubby fic! This isn't something you want to read to your five year old. It doesn't have a nasty going ons, but I would still advise you don't read this to your child. I don't own Teletubbies.

Teletubbies don't have a wide range of vocabulary, so I took the liberty to translate what they say. Now, it won't be 101% accurate, I still have a few bugs. So on occasion there will be an Eh OH or nine.

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3:45 pm. Tinky Winky just got home from a hard days work. HE puts his RED PURSE on the couch and plops down next to it. La La walks in singing she sees Tinky Winky and says, "Eh Oh!" She rushes to help him up. La-la and Tinky Winky walk to Tinky Winky's bed. She lays him down and covers him up.

3:50 pm. Po walks in. He heads straight to the Tubby toast machine, he makes a bunch of tubby toast. The aroma wakes Tinky Winky. La La, who was looking at her belly and spying on kids, also smelled the toast was on her way to the tubby kitchen. Dipsy, who having an interesting conversation with a pole, also smelled the tubby toast.

4:10 pm. The Teletubbies are full, but they've left a mess! Tinky Winky dopily says, "Po, you made the toast you clean up." Po, being the cutey-pie that he is just goes, "Eh Oh."

4:20 pm. The place is still a mess. Dipsy calls their he-she-mechanical maid, Nu Nu. Nu Nu looks at the mess and tries to run away, but La La goes after her and drags her by the nose; trunk. Dipsy says, "Naughty Nu Nu. Clean up this mess, you know it's your job." Dipsy gets up and slaps Nu Nu and her behind. "Naughty Nu Nu." She walks away. Nu Nu feels violated.

6:00 pm. The teletubies are all out side, trying to catch the bunnies that keep running away from them. Then a black pole emerges from the ground and starts to talk. They look at the sun and it's an 80 year old guy who's almost falling asleep, what a rip off. Anyway the Pole says, "time to say good bye." La La says, "Good bye." She jumps into hole and e hear a scream. Po, and Dipsy do the same, mindlessly. We also other hear screams. The pole turns in Tinky Winky's direction. Tinky Winky backs away protesting, "No, your not...I'm not going in there I know what happens in there."

6:09 pm. The pole moves closer, and closer, repeatedly saying, "time to say good bye, time to say goodbye, it's time to say good bye Tinky Winky."

"No, Eh Oh, Eh Oh, EH OH! I'm not going."

"But your friends are waiting for you Tinky Winky. Time to say good bye." The pole circles Tinky Winky, and pulls the transvestite teletubby to join his other transvestite friend, Dipsy. The pole pushes Tinky Winky in the hole, "EH, OH!!!!!!!!" The scream fades out. Po's head pops out of the hole, "Eh Oh," he waves goodbye. The Pole pushes his head back in. "Time to say goodbye."

The 80 year old sun falls behind a hill and here loud snoring.

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Ok so it was short big deal. Come On please leave me a review. I'm on my knees. Please. Please? I Love you.

I need your help. You know how each teletubby has a certain object, right? Well I know Tinky Winky's and Dipsy's, but what is Po's and La La's? Help.

Yongo

TIME TO SAY GOOD BYE.