Elf All The Fan Girls Want

8 o'clock, Monday night and I'm waitin'

To finally talk to an elf a little cooler than me.

His name is Leggy, he's a hottie with a good aim,

He has white knives, but I'm not quite sure what that means.

And when he walks,

All the wind blows and the angels sing.

He doesn't notice me!

Cause he is helpin' Frodo

Killin' evil orcs

Listenin' to swords clash

The night sky in his eyes

He's in a great movie

He is lookin' through me

If you were me, then you'd be

Screamin' "Someone shoot me!"

As I fail miserably,

Tryin' to get the elf all the fan girls want.

He's the elf all the fan girls want!

He likes Lembas and I like stolen ent wine

His arrow case's full of arrows that have pointy tips

He says he'd like to kill some orcs and a ring wraith

He'll never know that I'm the best that he'll never have

And when he walks,

All the wind blows and the angels sing.

He'll never notice me!

Cause he is helpin' Frodo

Killin' evil orcs

Listenin' to swords clash

The night sky in his eyes

He likes 'em with some Lembas

Pointy ears white knives

Killin' lotsa orcs

Does an arrow make the elf?

He's in a great movie

He is lookin' through me

If you were me, then you'd be

Screamin' "Someone shoot me!"

As I fail miserably,

Tryin' to get the elf all the fan girls want.

He's the elf all the fan girls want!

He's the elf all the fan girls want!

He's the elf all the fan girls want!

There he goes again

With cloak on, and braids in his hair

He broke my heart, I wanna be sedated

All I wanted was to see him naked!

Now I am helpin' Frodo

Tryin' to kill evil orcs

Listenin' to swords clash

The night sky in my eyes

I can't find Lembas

And I ain't got no white knives

All I got's a dagger...dagger....dagger.....

He's in a great movie

He is lookin' through me

If you were me, then you'd be

Screamin' "Someone shoot me!"

As I fail miserably,

Tryin' to get the elf all the fan girls want.

He's the elf all the fan girls want!

He's the elf all the fan girls want!

He's the elf all the fan girls want!

He's the elf all the fan girls want!

(There he goes again)

He's the elf all the fan girls want!

He's the elf all the fan girls want!

(There he goes again)

He's the elf all the fan girls want!

He's the elf all the fan girls want!

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I got bored. When I get bored, I get weird. When I get weird, I do things like this. When I do things like this, people like you guys get scared.

Be afraid. Be very afraid.