Authors note: YAY a new story, everything featured in these next chapters, (including this one) I don't own and neither do you.
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Todays program (1-10-03): Children's learning channel
Anouncer: (sickly) Hi kiddies! It's now time for Laguna's learning hour, featuring Ania and Zom, Lets LEARN
Camera zooms in on Laguna in a "Mr. Rodgers" suit.
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Laguna: Hi kids, welcome to my house of learning fun!
Audience: Yay!
Laguna: today we are going to learn differant types of safety.
Audience: Yay!
Laguna: and helping me is Ania and Zom
Audience: (screams) aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!
Zom:(to Laguna) this isn't working
Laguna: I'm quite aware of this
Ania: hey kids lets learn a song
Audience: (scattered voices) uh...yeah...ok
Zom: I'll be the leader and then it goes to Ania and then we all sing!
Audience: Yay!
Zom: this song was sung by someone else (weird Al) but it's main message is to not fool around with guns
Ania: its called trigger happy
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Zom: (singing) trigger happy
Ania: (singing) trigger happy
Zom: (singing) Got an AK-47, well you know what makes me feel alright?
Got an uzi by my pillow, helps me sleep a little better at night
Theres no feeling any greater than to,
Shoot first and ask questions later, now I'm,
Trigger happy,
Trigger happy every day...
Ania: (singing) Well, you can't take my guns away, I got a constitutional right,
Yeah, I gotta be ready if the Commies attack us tonight,
I'll blow their brains out with my Smith and Wesson,
That ought to teach them all a darn good lesson,
Now I'm trigger happy,
Trigger happy every day,
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Laguna: stop, your not teaching them anything!
Ania: oh yeah huh?
Laguna: now we are going to learn "not to play with fire"
Ania: yeah, look what happens when I play with fire
Ania lights a match and sets fire to Zom
Zom: (engulfed in flames) as you can see this is very painful.
Jepardy theme song comes into play
Zom: (screaming) aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...............
Laguna: (snapped)Alright, this isn't a learning channel, oh no, its a mad house and these two are the ring leaders! your supose to be learning! LEARN DAMN YOU
children flee the building in horror
Zom: that was fun
Ania: again!
Laguna: NOOOOOOOO
~end chapter one~
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Todays program (1-10-03): Children's learning channel
Anouncer: (sickly) Hi kiddies! It's now time for Laguna's learning hour, featuring Ania and Zom, Lets LEARN
Camera zooms in on Laguna in a "Mr. Rodgers" suit.
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Laguna: Hi kids, welcome to my house of learning fun!
Audience: Yay!
Laguna: today we are going to learn differant types of safety.
Audience: Yay!
Laguna: and helping me is Ania and Zom
Audience: (screams) aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!
Zom:(to Laguna) this isn't working
Laguna: I'm quite aware of this
Ania: hey kids lets learn a song
Audience: (scattered voices) uh...yeah...ok
Zom: I'll be the leader and then it goes to Ania and then we all sing!
Audience: Yay!
Zom: this song was sung by someone else (weird Al) but it's main message is to not fool around with guns
Ania: its called trigger happy
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Zom: (singing) trigger happy
Ania: (singing) trigger happy
Zom: (singing) Got an AK-47, well you know what makes me feel alright?
Got an uzi by my pillow, helps me sleep a little better at night
Theres no feeling any greater than to,
Shoot first and ask questions later, now I'm,
Trigger happy,
Trigger happy every day...
Ania: (singing) Well, you can't take my guns away, I got a constitutional right,
Yeah, I gotta be ready if the Commies attack us tonight,
I'll blow their brains out with my Smith and Wesson,
That ought to teach them all a darn good lesson,
Now I'm trigger happy,
Trigger happy every day,
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Laguna: stop, your not teaching them anything!
Ania: oh yeah huh?
Laguna: now we are going to learn "not to play with fire"
Ania: yeah, look what happens when I play with fire
Ania lights a match and sets fire to Zom
Zom: (engulfed in flames) as you can see this is very painful.
Jepardy theme song comes into play
Zom: (screaming) aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...............
Laguna: (snapped)Alright, this isn't a learning channel, oh no, its a mad house and these two are the ring leaders! your supose to be learning! LEARN DAMN YOU
children flee the building in horror
Zom: that was fun
Ania: again!
Laguna: NOOOOOOOO
~end chapter one~
