Todays Program (1-19-03): Cooking Channel
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Anouncer: Welcome to Rotten-Diqusting-Appetizers, heres you hosts.....you should know them by now, I quit.
Zom: NOOO you can't leave us now!!
Anouncer: and why not?
Zom: ....I don't know?
Anouncer: OK bye (leaves)
Zom: bye!!
Laguna: Ok now that thats done, welcome to our cooking show
Ania: its not like the cooking channel
Zom: and its not even legal!!
Laguna: sssssshhhhhhh!!!
Ania: and today were going to cook something simple for those who don't know how to cook.
Zom: Ania!! Where is your personality?
Ania's hand comes up slowly from under the table with a monkey oven mit over it
Ania's Hand: (high pitched) rrrrrriiiiiiiiight here
Zom: kay
Ania's hand: were going to cook pizza
Zom & Laguna: oooooohhhhhhh
Laguna: first we open the freezer and take out a Red Baron pizza dish
Ania: then we take it out of its wrap
Ania's hand: and we pre heat the oven at 350 degrees
Ania's hand pre heats the oven at 450 degrees!!!
Zom: put the pizza on the pan
All: and put it in the oven
they slid the pizza in the oven
All: then we wait
Laguna: you know what else is good with Pizza?
Ania & Zom: what?
Laguna: pickles
Zom: yay
Ania: eww
Zom: do you defy the pickle? does your @$$ need kicking?
Ania: yes and no
Zom: alrighty then
Laguna opens the fridge and gets a jar of pickles out
Laguna: yay pickles
Laguna opens the jar and shoves his hand in and grabs a pickle
Zom: nummy pickles!
Laguna tries to retract his hand, but his hands caught
Zom: pickle?
Laguna: I'm trying!
Zom: your not trying hard enough!
Zom pounces on Laguna and puts her hand in the jar, you can take a guess at what happens then
Zom: uh oh
Ania:(sniffing) whats that smell?
she looks over to see that the oven has caught fire
Ania: ITS TIME MR. MONKEY HAND
Ania's hand: yay
Together: its time to call the Extinguisher
a fire extinguisher comes out of no where
Ania: die evil flames
the kitchen is filled with white extinguishing stuff
Laguna: still...caught...in...jar
Zom: yeah...me..too
Ania: And heres how it looks at the end
a small black smocking object lies on the pizza pan
Ania: bye bye
~End Chapter 3~
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Anouncer: Welcome to Rotten-Diqusting-Appetizers, heres you hosts.....you should know them by now, I quit.
Zom: NOOO you can't leave us now!!
Anouncer: and why not?
Zom: ....I don't know?
Anouncer: OK bye (leaves)
Zom: bye!!
Laguna: Ok now that thats done, welcome to our cooking show
Ania: its not like the cooking channel
Zom: and its not even legal!!
Laguna: sssssshhhhhhh!!!
Ania: and today were going to cook something simple for those who don't know how to cook.
Zom: Ania!! Where is your personality?
Ania's hand comes up slowly from under the table with a monkey oven mit over it
Ania's Hand: (high pitched) rrrrrriiiiiiiiight here
Zom: kay
Ania's hand: were going to cook pizza
Zom & Laguna: oooooohhhhhhh
Laguna: first we open the freezer and take out a Red Baron pizza dish
Ania: then we take it out of its wrap
Ania's hand: and we pre heat the oven at 350 degrees
Ania's hand pre heats the oven at 450 degrees!!!
Zom: put the pizza on the pan
All: and put it in the oven
they slid the pizza in the oven
All: then we wait
Laguna: you know what else is good with Pizza?
Ania & Zom: what?
Laguna: pickles
Zom: yay
Ania: eww
Zom: do you defy the pickle? does your @$$ need kicking?
Ania: yes and no
Zom: alrighty then
Laguna opens the fridge and gets a jar of pickles out
Laguna: yay pickles
Laguna opens the jar and shoves his hand in and grabs a pickle
Zom: nummy pickles!
Laguna tries to retract his hand, but his hands caught
Zom: pickle?
Laguna: I'm trying!
Zom: your not trying hard enough!
Zom pounces on Laguna and puts her hand in the jar, you can take a guess at what happens then
Zom: uh oh
Ania:(sniffing) whats that smell?
she looks over to see that the oven has caught fire
Ania: ITS TIME MR. MONKEY HAND
Ania's hand: yay
Together: its time to call the Extinguisher
a fire extinguisher comes out of no where
Ania: die evil flames
the kitchen is filled with white extinguishing stuff
Laguna: still...caught...in...jar
Zom: yeah...me..too
Ania: And heres how it looks at the end
a small black smocking object lies on the pizza pan
Ania: bye bye
~End Chapter 3~
