Todays Program (1-19-03): Cooking Channel

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Anouncer: Welcome to Rotten-Diqusting-Appetizers, heres you hosts.....you should know them by now, I quit.

Zom: NOOO you can't leave us now!!

Anouncer: and why not?

Zom: ....I don't know?

Anouncer: OK bye (leaves)

Zom: bye!!

Laguna: Ok now that thats done, welcome to our cooking show

Ania: its not like the cooking channel

Zom: and its not even legal!!

Laguna: sssssshhhhhhh!!!

Ania: and today were going to cook something simple for those who don't know how to cook.

Zom: Ania!! Where is your personality?

Ania's hand comes up slowly from under the table with a monkey oven mit over it

Ania's Hand: (high pitched) rrrrrriiiiiiiiight here

Zom: kay

Ania's hand: were going to cook pizza

Zom & Laguna: oooooohhhhhhh

Laguna: first we open the freezer and take out a Red Baron pizza dish

Ania: then we take it out of its wrap

Ania's hand: and we pre heat the oven at 350 degrees

Ania's hand pre heats the oven at 450 degrees!!!

Zom: put the pizza on the pan

All: and put it in the oven

they slid the pizza in the oven

All: then we wait

Laguna: you know what else is good with Pizza?

Ania & Zom: what?

Laguna: pickles

Zom: yay

Ania: eww

Zom: do you defy the pickle? does your @$$ need kicking?

Ania: yes and no

Zom: alrighty then

Laguna opens the fridge and gets a jar of pickles out

Laguna: yay pickles

Laguna opens the jar and shoves his hand in and grabs a pickle

Zom: nummy pickles!

Laguna tries to retract his hand, but his hands caught

Zom: pickle?

Laguna: I'm trying!

Zom: your not trying hard enough!

Zom pounces on Laguna and puts her hand in the jar, you can take a guess at what happens then

Zom: uh oh

Ania:(sniffing) whats that smell?

she looks over to see that the oven has caught fire

Ania: ITS TIME MR. MONKEY HAND

Ania's hand: yay

Together: its time to call the Extinguisher

a fire extinguisher comes out of no where

Ania: die evil flames

the kitchen is filled with white extinguishing stuff

Laguna: still...caught...in...jar

Zom: yeah...me..too

Ania: And heres how it looks at the end

a small black smocking object lies on the pizza pan

Ania: bye bye

~End Chapter 3~