Todays Program(2-17-03): Home Shopping Network

Zom: due to the fact that Lyssa (Ania) is getting sick of her name she is now Rhea. this sudden change is to give you a new prospective of my story and also the fact that if it wasn't changed my head would no longer be on my shoulders. have a nice life.(I wish I could)

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Laguna: hey everyone and welcome to the home shopping network. so lets get down to the items of today, whats our first item Zom....

Zom: Our first item is this guitar....

Rhea: Yes this guitar is a quality item indeed, with its rich tone and well crafted body you would think you paid thousands for it.

Laguna: but you won't because its only $79.95 lets see what our satified custumors have to say

Rhea: hello? please tell our thousands of viewers out there what you think of this product

Caller1: WHAT THE HELL, A WEEK AGO I WANTED YOU TO SEND A GUITAR TO MY SISTERS HOUSE FOR HER BIRTHDAY AND YOU SENT HER A TISSUE BOX WITH THREE RUBBER BAND STRUNG ACROSS IT, YOUR GETTIN SUED PAL 'click'

Zom: neat, next item.

Laguna: for all you men out there, this ones for you, a deluxe sword and dagger set.

Rhea: it comes with one samuri sword, one medieval sword, and five daggers all neatly placed on a stand so you can display it to your friends.

Laguna: lets have another call.

Zom: your on

Caller2: DO YOU FIND THIS FUNNY?

Zom: in a cosmic sort of way, yes

Caller2: WELL PAL, YOU SEND ME FIVE STEAK KNIVES AND TWO WOODEN PIRATE SWORDS, i LOOKED LIKE A TOTAL JACK ASS IN FRONT OF MY FRIENDS, I WANT A REFUND.

Laguna: kay, bye bye

Zom: we also have an authentic bear skin rug, we even custom make it to your liking

Rhea: they come in a variety of colors and styles

Laguna: next caller

Caller3: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Laguna: Caller?

Caller3: what have you done to my fluffy!!?

Laguna: excuse me?

Caller3: my cat fluffy, it looks like he was ran over by a steam roller and put in a box

Rhea: it may look like that but maybe its a manufacturers look alike

Caller3: ITS GOT ITS COLLAR

Laguna: next item is this lovely roticery cooking device

Rhea: it can even rotate a turkey

Zom: Caller, please tell us about your expierience with this roticery appliance

Caller4: you sent me a pack of matches and a stick?!!

Laguna: uhhh.......no?!

Caller4: yes you did!

Zom: well thats all for today, keep buying our quality stuff and we will be back shortly

Caller4: THE HELL YOU WILL

Laguna: bye

~End Chapter 4~