The POTC Discussions

A/N – Wow, thanks to all for the lovely reviews! Here is yet another chapter of our odd discussions.

~~*Topic 1 – The Curse of the Black Pearl

Ava: Something has been bothering me…a lot.

Sara: Well, a lot of things bother you, you're paranoid.

Ava: I am not paranoid!!

Sara: Yes you are, and you're afraid of clowns and toes.

Ava:  Can we please just discuss the topic thing?!?

Sara: Yes, as long as no more fan girls attack me!!

*Sara scowls at audience. She has a black eye and is wearing a neck brace*

Ava: Anyway…I don't get how Barbosa says that he can't feel stuff and all that, like he can't feel a woman's flesh-

Sara: But, he can feel the warmth of her dress?

Ava: I was just getting to that!

Sara: I know

Ava: How did you know, exactly?

Sara: Because I am psychic, it's true

Ava: Back to the topic…Does that mean the pirates can feel pain? When Barbosa shoots the guy –

Sara: He doesn't really show any signs of pain but -

Ava: Stop it you glamour hog!! Anyway, when Jack strikes Barbosa he kinda cries out.

Sara: I think we should leave this to the smart people.

Ava: I agree

*Sarafina looks astonished*

Sara: You actually agree…with me?

Ava: Yeah…

*Sara continues to look astonished, crickets chirp in the room (though I don't know why there are crickets INSIDE, but…uh…use your imagination!!)*

~~*Topic 2 – Savvy?

Sara: Before we begin this little chat, I am not going to diss Jack –

Ava: Again…

Sara: And I love him and all that –

Ava: She's trying to butter everybody up…

Sara: But, honestly, I get so sick of hearing that stupid word! I'M GONNA GO CRAZY IF I HEAR IT ONCE MORE.

*Audience yells, "Savvy!"  - Sara glares, eye twitching*

Sara: You told them to that, didn't you?

Ava: No, I hate how people are repetitive with it too, don't worry, savvy?

Sara: Shut up.

Ava: I understand you're anger, so don't get mad at me, savvy?

*Sara Jumps out of her seat and starts to strangle Ava*

~~**~~Please Hold~~**~~

~~*Topic 3 – Bootstrap Bill and the Aztec Gold

Sara: We are back, well…I am at least, Ava is a little busy at the moment.

*Cut to scene of Avalea tied up and being tortured by a CLOWN!! AHHHHH!*

Sara: Anyway…This is a topic I really wanted to talk about, because I really don't know the answer. One of our reviewers, Ohkami, said that Bootstrap Bill sunk into the sea, but it was after he stole the Aztec Gold, so, wouldn't he still be alive? I really didn't pay attention, I was too busy looking at Will, but maybe someone else can answer this…HELLO??

*Sara notices the audience is looking out the window*

Sara: Are you guys gonna pay attention? AHHH!!!

*Sara sees that Ava is pushed up against the window, smiling evilly and holding the head of the evil CLOWN*

Ava: YOU WON'T KEEP ME DOWN!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! AHHH!!

*While throwing her head back and laughing in triumph, Ava falls*

Sara: Uhh, that's all. I have to go save her, bye bye!

A/N – We're hoping to have a better chapter next time, but come on people, it's hard to get decent topics. Here is our responses to some of the reviewers, enjoy!

Pen Is Ink – Yes, we try to stick to the truth, even though most people hate us for it!

Ohkami – Sorry we couldn't answer you're question. We are stupid, lol.

Phate – Thanks for being so amused! We try so hard and go so unappreciated, but one day, we will earn you people's respect HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *cough cough* sorry…

IceMaiden – We LOVE your review, it is so funny. We're glad we didn't get killed for saying that about almost every other story. Keep up your sense of humor, it's great!