Todays program (2-28-03): Movie Critics

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Anouncer: And now its time for MC tv, heres your hosts Rhea, Laguna, and Zom

Audience: huh? oh.....YAY

Laguna: WELCOME CURIOUS MOVIE WATCHERS TO MC TV, I'm your host Laguna

Rhea: And I'm his co-host Rhea

Zom: AND IM JUST HERE FOR NO REASON AT ALL

Laguna:(wispering) you have to do the acting...

Zom:......oh yeah huh?

Laguna: anyways tonight we will give advice on which movies to watch

Zom: and which ones to not watch

Rhea: have you ever went to a movie with your girlfriend, and see the most god-awful piece of garbage to ever crawl its way to a movie theater? Well now all you need to do is listen to us, we watch so many movies our G.P.A is slowly withering away from us.

Zom: yup

Laguna: our first movie is called "Darkness Falls"

Rhea: Lets see....a tooth fairy that hates light comes to kill peoples lives just because they saw her face.....does this sound like a good movie Laguna?

Laguna: Well lets put the movie into perspective....ZOM!!!

Zom is over on the side with a cup of coffee

Zom:(sipping) YYYYEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS?

Laguna: show the video clips to Darkness Falls

Zom: OK

she grabs the video tape and puts it in the VCR, but it spits it out

Zom: hhhhmmmmm.....?

she shoves it back in, and it pops back out

Zom:.........

shoves it in once more, and again it spits it back out

Zom: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

She grips the tape in her hands and breaks it in two, chews on the tape, sticks it all into the VCR, pours coffee in it and bangs her head on it

Zom: OOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

the VCR short-circuts and explodes

Zom:uuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhh..........I can't find the tape

Laguna: THE HELL YOU CAN't, THE VCR EXPLODED

Zom: .........no

Laguna: OK, we'll act out the tape

Rhea: YAY ACTING

Laguna looks for the toothfairy outfit that was used in the movie

Laguna: damn, we don't have it

Rhea gets into a bed and puts the covers over her head as if shes asleep

Zom: what do i get to do?

Laguna: well i need you to support me on the wire since i can't fly

Zom: kay

Laguna is still looking for the toothfairy costume but finds and alternate costume instead

Laguna: ohhhhh God almighty.....

The camera zooms in on Rhea under the covers, Zom puts the rope around Laguna and hoists him up in the air over Rhea

Zom: I wish I had my camera.....

Laguna is wearing a tutu with the crown and everything

Laguna: I hope Kiros and Ward arn't watching this

at Kiros' house him and Ward are taping the whole show, Rolling on the floor

Laguna is lowered above Rhea, then she peeks out to see a pink Laguna attatched to a string hovering over her head with his crown and wand

Rhea: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhh kill it kill it kill it!!!!!!!

Rhea hits him repetitively with a near by broom

Laguna: OW OWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWoW

Laguna takes his wand and beats her with it

Rhea: OW AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH OW AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH OW AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

Zom loses control over the rope and Laguna is being flung everywhere

Finally Laguna plows full force into the camera and the show ends

~End Chapter 4~