The POTC Discussions

~~*Topic 1 – Assorted Random Pointless Stuff #1

Sara: This is our second upload in one day! ONE DAY! YOU ALL SHOULD BE PROUD OF US!!!

Ava: Uh…calm down Sara…

Sara: PROUD!!!

Ava: Sara…

*Sara starts foaming at the mouth, so some men in white suits carry her away…*

Ava: Anyway, we weren't planning on posting anything for a little while, but one of our reviewers (Princess Bertha) gave us some interesting topics.

Sara: Yeah she did…

*Avalea blinks, there is silence. Sara sits quietly, humming to herself*

Ava: How the heck did you get back?

Sara: I have no clue what you're talking about.

Ava: But, we all saw those men take you –

Sara: SHUT UP! I mean, what?

Ava: …Anyways, as I was saying, here is the first of the topic thingys.

Sara: No pirate fic is complete without a prostitute. Hmmm, that is true. What is with you people and your sick, perverted minds?!?!

*Audience growls (How, I don't know, they just did…grrrr)*

Ava: Sara, when will you learn to shut up? Jack did seem to like the ladies, can't help that…

Sara: Yeah, but then he turns around and does Will in most of the stories, does that make sense to you?

Ava: Maybe he…uhh…stop confusing me!!!

Sara: Hey, I can't help it if you're stupid. Hey! Are you listening to me?!

Ava: Huh…did you say something?

Sara: Never mind *sigh*

~~*Topic 2 – MORE random useless stuff…JOY!!

Ava: I love this next one. Another topic Princess Bertha gave us was this: No fan fiction is complete without obnoxious pirate slang! I could go on and on with this.

Sara: Ye sure could, mate! Arghh!!!

*Everyone stares at Sara, her attempt at slang gone horribly wrong*

Ava: I think some people just go over the top. I hate it when some authors write 'about' as 'aboot' …that just doesn't sound right; it's certainly not pirate slang.

Sara: Ye sure is picky aboot yer fictions, ther, Miss Avalea. Arghh!!

Ava: Ok, you have demonstrated it, you can stop now.

Sara:  ARGHH!! Don't speak to CAPTAIN Sara like that, lass, it ain't proper, savvy?

Ava: SERIOUSLY, shut up, you're quite annoying.

*Sara continues to snarl and growl and ARGHH.*

Sara: What can a wee lass like yerself do aboot it??

Ava: SECURITY!!!

*Audience watch as the men in white come and carry off Sara…again*

~~*Topic 3 – Mary-Sues and Peg legs

Ava: Here is the last of Princess Bertha sent to us. Why do no Mary-Sues have hook hands or peg legs?

Random Mary Sue: Because it would damage our beautiful face!

Ava: What?!? That doesn't even make sense, you idiot!

Random Mary Sue:  Yes it does, mock me not!

Ava: Who let you in here anyway? Don't make me call Jabooty!

Random Mary Sue:  Who??

*Ava blows the whistle around her neck and her pet bunny, Jabooty, comes on the stage.*

Random Mary Sue: You expect me to be afraid of a bunny rabbit?

Ava: Yep.

Random Mary Sue: And why is that?

Ava: Get her, Jabooty!!

*The bunny rabbit suddenly grows sharp fangs and attacks the Mary Sue, cutting her head off.*

Ava: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA…. uhh, see ya next time, hopefully Sara will be back from the, uh, hospital by then.

*Sara is seen in a white straight jacket. She runs into a padded wall, stares at the wall for about 5 minutes, laughs, and then does it again. "WORSHIP ME, FOLLOWERS OF THE KABOB!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!*

A/N – Big thanks to Princess Bertha, here's a cookie!! Questions or comments, put in a review. Thanks for watching – er – reading.

Love,

Sarafina Snape and Avalea Kajin