Todays program (3-26-03): Music Television
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Zom Anouncement: sorry to say but theres another change in the story, I will no longer have the name Zom, because I'm getting sick of it, And from now on I will be refered to as Azzi, because my ideas come into my head while I sleep at night and the bongo faeries want me to have this name, and not to confuse anyone with the new name change, I am and always have been a girl. OK on to the story.
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Rhea and Azzi are seen sitting in two directors chairs, Rhea in a windbreaker...outfit...thing with a backwards hat and tennis shoes and Azzi dressed like a hippie with cicular sun glasses and a tie-dyed grateful dead T-shirt
Rhea: HEY EVERYONE!! and welcome to the music channel...thing
Azzi: We currently don't have a name for it so..yeah........theres music here!!!
Rhea: YUP, now for our first video, our accomplice Laguna will be playing a well known song.....uh....HEY WHADAYA KNOW, I FORGOT IT...
Azzi: uhhhh.....pickles?
Rhea: lets let them figure it out....
the camera fades them out and fades in to see Laguna in Zuit-Suit
Laguna: ummmm, do to the fact that....... ummm..... we have no band there will be no music.....or singing.....uhhh sorry
Camera fades laguna out and fades back in to see a very pissed off Azzi
Rhea:(mouth open)......
Azzi: (hehe...STEAM).......
Rhea: ......
Azzi: ......
Laguna: ......
.....
Azzi: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Azzi passes out
Rhea: thats kind of bad.....coffee?
Laguna: nahhh, I'm good.....
Laguna and Rhea look at Azzi's pron body
Laguna: commercial break?
Rhea: yeah
COMMERCIAL
Announcer: tired of that rancid smell when....
Unknown voice: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Azzi rips through the commercial screen, and it seems that she is foaming at the mouth
Azzi: CANCEL MY MUSIC CHANNEL WILL THEY!!!!
Laguna:(distant) we haven't been canceled, we just don't have a band
Azzi:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Azzi pulls out a chainsaw and starts to plow into all the electrical equipment
Laguna: hhhhhhmmmmm.....sparks
Rhea is hitting stuff with a hammer
Laguna: what are you doing?
Rhea: it looked fun
Laguna:.......
Laguna pulles out a crowbar, and also starts to break things
Azzi: AHAHAHAHAHAHA.....
gets really close to the camera
Azzi: that will teach them to mess with Azzi, WON'T IT KIDDIES!!!!
A helecopter camera spots everyone screaming and fleeing from the building
Azzi:(panting).......
Random people come in
Man1: hey sorry were late
Laguna: who are you guys?
Man2: we're the band, you guys hired us, remember?
Azzi:......
Rhea:......
Laguna:......
Azzi: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHh
Azzi chases them out of the building with the chiansaw and Laguna and Rhea go get some coffee
~End Chapter 5~
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Zom Anouncement: sorry to say but theres another change in the story, I will no longer have the name Zom, because I'm getting sick of it, And from now on I will be refered to as Azzi, because my ideas come into my head while I sleep at night and the bongo faeries want me to have this name, and not to confuse anyone with the new name change, I am and always have been a girl. OK on to the story.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Rhea and Azzi are seen sitting in two directors chairs, Rhea in a windbreaker...outfit...thing with a backwards hat and tennis shoes and Azzi dressed like a hippie with cicular sun glasses and a tie-dyed grateful dead T-shirt
Rhea: HEY EVERYONE!! and welcome to the music channel...thing
Azzi: We currently don't have a name for it so..yeah........theres music here!!!
Rhea: YUP, now for our first video, our accomplice Laguna will be playing a well known song.....uh....HEY WHADAYA KNOW, I FORGOT IT...
Azzi: uhhhh.....pickles?
Rhea: lets let them figure it out....
the camera fades them out and fades in to see Laguna in Zuit-Suit
Laguna: ummmm, do to the fact that....... ummm..... we have no band there will be no music.....or singing.....uhhh sorry
Camera fades laguna out and fades back in to see a very pissed off Azzi
Rhea:(mouth open)......
Azzi: (hehe...STEAM).......
Rhea: ......
Azzi: ......
Laguna: ......
.....
Azzi: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Azzi passes out
Rhea: thats kind of bad.....coffee?
Laguna: nahhh, I'm good.....
Laguna and Rhea look at Azzi's pron body
Laguna: commercial break?
Rhea: yeah
COMMERCIAL
Announcer: tired of that rancid smell when....
Unknown voice: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Azzi rips through the commercial screen, and it seems that she is foaming at the mouth
Azzi: CANCEL MY MUSIC CHANNEL WILL THEY!!!!
Laguna:(distant) we haven't been canceled, we just don't have a band
Azzi:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Azzi pulls out a chainsaw and starts to plow into all the electrical equipment
Laguna: hhhhhhmmmmm.....sparks
Rhea is hitting stuff with a hammer
Laguna: what are you doing?
Rhea: it looked fun
Laguna:.......
Laguna pulles out a crowbar, and also starts to break things
Azzi: AHAHAHAHAHAHA.....
gets really close to the camera
Azzi: that will teach them to mess with Azzi, WON'T IT KIDDIES!!!!
A helecopter camera spots everyone screaming and fleeing from the building
Azzi:(panting).......
Random people come in
Man1: hey sorry were late
Laguna: who are you guys?
Man2: we're the band, you guys hired us, remember?
Azzi:......
Rhea:......
Laguna:......
Azzi: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHh
Azzi chases them out of the building with the chiansaw and Laguna and Rhea go get some coffee
~End Chapter 5~
