Todays program (3-26-03): Music Television

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Zom Anouncement: sorry to say but theres another change in the story, I will no longer have the name Zom, because I'm getting sick of it, And from now on I will be refered to as Azzi, because my ideas come into my head while I sleep at night and the bongo faeries want me to have this name, and not to confuse anyone with the new name change, I am and always have been a girl. OK on to the story.

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Rhea and Azzi are seen sitting in two directors chairs, Rhea in a windbreaker...outfit...thing with a backwards hat and tennis shoes and Azzi dressed like a hippie with cicular sun glasses and a tie-dyed grateful dead T-shirt

Rhea: HEY EVERYONE!! and welcome to the music channel...thing

Azzi: We currently don't have a name for it so..yeah........theres music here!!!

Rhea: YUP, now for our first video, our accomplice Laguna will be playing a well known song.....uh....HEY WHADAYA KNOW, I FORGOT IT...

Azzi: uhhhh.....pickles?

Rhea: lets let them figure it out....

the camera fades them out and fades in to see Laguna in Zuit-Suit

Laguna: ummmm, do to the fact that....... ummm..... we have no band there will be no music.....or singing.....uhhh sorry

Camera fades laguna out and fades back in to see a very pissed off Azzi

Rhea:(mouth open)......

Azzi: (hehe...STEAM).......

Rhea: ......

Azzi: ......

Laguna: ......

.....

Azzi: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Azzi passes out

Rhea: thats kind of bad.....coffee?

Laguna: nahhh, I'm good.....

Laguna and Rhea look at Azzi's pron body

Laguna: commercial break?

Rhea: yeah

COMMERCIAL

Announcer: tired of that rancid smell when....

Unknown voice: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Azzi rips through the commercial screen, and it seems that she is foaming at the mouth

Azzi: CANCEL MY MUSIC CHANNEL WILL THEY!!!!

Laguna:(distant) we haven't been canceled, we just don't have a band

Azzi:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Azzi pulls out a chainsaw and starts to plow into all the electrical equipment

Laguna: hhhhhhmmmmm.....sparks

Rhea is hitting stuff with a hammer

Laguna: what are you doing?

Rhea: it looked fun

Laguna:.......

Laguna pulles out a crowbar, and also starts to break things

Azzi: AHAHAHAHAHAHA.....

gets really close to the camera

Azzi: that will teach them to mess with Azzi, WON'T IT KIDDIES!!!!

A helecopter camera spots everyone screaming and fleeing from the building

Azzi:(panting).......

Random people come in

Man1: hey sorry were late

Laguna: who are you guys?

Man2: we're the band, you guys hired us, remember?

Azzi:......

Rhea:......

Laguna:......

Azzi: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHh

Azzi chases them out of the building with the chiansaw and Laguna and Rhea go get some coffee

~End Chapter 5~