The POTC Discussions

A/N – Wow, people, thanks for all the amazing reviews! Anyway, on with the show! (I mean, uh, fic)

~~*Topic 1 – Barbosa/Will

Sara: Now THIS is just wrong…

Ava: Well, it's not THAT wrong, but…it is a little gross…

Sara: Yeah, but you don't care, you'll read anything with guy on guy…

Ava: What's that supposed to mean?!

Sara: Nothing, I love slash too!

Ava: Yep, it's great, but Will/Barbosa?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! Sorry if I am completely disgusted.

Sara: Can you even picture Barbosa…naked??

*Everyone stays quiet for a moment, then everyone gags*

Ava: Our point exactly!

~~*Topic 2 – Barbosa/Jack

Sara: Oh come on Ava, do we have to even think about this?

Ava: Yes, live with it.

Sara: …But it's gross

Ava: LIVE WITH IT!!

*There is silence. Audience chirps (why? Because there are no crickets inside anymore)*

Sara: You are a psycho.

Ava: Excuse me? Who just got back from the insane factory? (That is my term for mental institution.)

Sara: I went to my Aunt's house!

Ava: Your Aunt has padded walls?

Sara: Hey, you know my Aunt…

*Aunt Marge is seen sitting in her kitchen. She slaps herself on the face and yells "Mosquito!"…5 minutes later…she does it again, and again, and again*

Ava: Oh, I understand now.

~~*Topic 3 – Pretty People with Problems

Sara: I dunno about you, Ava, but I love flames.

Ava: I love them too, people are so stupid.

Sara: Yes, yes they are. EXAMPLE!!

*Sara snaps her fingers and a guy who looks like Jack brings her some mail.*

Guy-who-looks-suspiciously-like-Jack: Here's your mail.

Ava: Hey, did you know you look suspiciously like Jack.

Sara: Hey…I THINK IT IS JACK!!!

*Girls in the audience scream and chase after Jack as he runs away, crying.*

Sara: Hey…our audience is gone…

Ava: Oh well, here is a humorous bit of hate mail we got. The name will be held back, to help hide the person's extreme stupidity:

Dear sava,

I don't like u. u are stooped. Your funny story is not humorus. I do not agree wit u dat jack is a wussy. She is hot. I am bette than u, sava. I am taller than u. if I met u I wood ask for ur artograf then I would say u are stooped.

Sincerely,

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Sara: Right…who the heck is Sava?

Ava: #1, 'our funny story is not humorous' …DID YOU GO TO SCHOOL??

Sara: It's letters like this that make me lose faith in the human race…*sigh*

Ava: We never said Jack was a wussy, we said Will was.

Sara: She is hot?? Who the hell are you talking about, you egotistical idiot?

Ava: You are probably taller than me, I'm only 4'11, but Sara is 5'9, so just shut up.

Sara: Heh heh, shorty…

Ava: Okay, first you would want our autograph, then you would say I am stupid. Get yourself a highly qualified psychologist.

A/N – Thanks for reading. Here are some comments to our reviewers:

Blondetennischick900 – Glad you enjoy it; hope to hear more from you.

Onua Wingstar – I know, I pity her, people have been sending hate mail by the second…

XxSablexX – I hope you can get a good plot; we love to read and beta-read pretty much anything.

Try wearing a corset – Thanks for the review, but we both love slashy fics, but that's just us, because, well…we're weird.

Icy Flame – Yep, don't worry, you're not the only one noticing these things. We're just trying to say what other people won't or don't have the guts too. (That's probably why people personally e-mail us and say we are mean and evil, but hey, what can we say?)