Todays Program (8/9/03): Weakest Link (parody)
::I don't know about the rest of you but I can't stand the Weakest Link, SO
I will make fun of the pointless show,this show makes chearleaders seem
smart::
Azzi: oh and before I forget. I have a web site now!! yipee, its not good but it will do until I get some people to accually come in and donate art, stories, or what ever you can think of. (oh and the counter on the bottom, Those are my visits, just wondering how many people come to my site, none so far) PLEASE COME TO MY SITE AND DONATE THINGS. Or at least e-mail me about something to make it better. Tank you (the word "tank" is intentional) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Narrator: welcome to the weakest Link and heres your host, Azzi!!!
Azzi: thank you thank you, now lets introduce our players
(camera zooms in on each individual)
Azzi: first off is Rhea
(Rhea is asleep standing up)
Rhea: ZZZZZZzzzzzzzZZZZZZzzzzzzzz..................SNIZZLEFRAZNY!!!!!!! ZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Azzi: uhhhh......Next is Laguna!
(Laguna smiles and waves)
Azzi: third is Kiros
Kiros:.............
Azzi: and finally Ward
Ward:(thinking)I CAN'T TALK, WHY AM I HERE?!!!!
Azzi: so lets begin. Rhea we will start with you.......
Rhea:(groggy) whuuuu......?
Azzi: Rhea...whats the capitol of Phoenix? Go!!
Rhea: isn't that a capitol?
Azzi:........
Rhea:......
Azzi:(glares) Damn your good, Next.....
($250)
Azzi: Laguna, whats the color of my underwear?
Laguna:is it the blue ones or the black ones?
Azzi: HAH, I knew someone was going through my underwear drawer!!
Rhea:(head on table) heh he heh hehe......
($500)
Azzi: Kiros, who originally sang "Sympathy for the Devil"
Kiros: Guns N' Roses?
(money go bye bye)
Azzi: no it was the Rollin' Stones, but the Guns N' Roses version was very good. Ok you all just lost your money......
(Laguna glares at Kiros)
Laguna: your suppost to be the smart one!!
Kiros: sorry but music isn't my thing...
Azzi: Ward, for the past 3 months what have I been doing?
Ward:.............
Azzi: THATS RIGHT, nothing
($250)
(Siren goes off and everyone screams)
Azzi: NO NO DON'T LEAVE!! ITS THE END OF ROUND ONE
(everyone take a seat)
Azzi: its now time to vote off the Weakest Link.......
Narrator: We were watching the football playoffs, so we're not entirely sure about whos the strongest or Weakest link.....sorry.
Azzi: Ok lets see what you all wrote down
(Rhea hold up her sign that has her name written on it!!)
Azzi: you vote yourself off?
Rhea: oh, I thought you vote whos the strongest link? Sorry, my bad
Azzi: we'll skip you
Laguna: holds up a sign with Azzi's name on it.
Azzi: ???
(Kiros and Ward hold up a sign with Azzi's name on it as well)
Azzi: wow, I guess I'm the weakest Link, Weird!!!
(7 guards come in and drag Azzi away)
Rhea: ITS MY TURN TO BE HOST!!!!!
End Chapter 6
(will be continued some time)
Azzi: AND REMEMBER.....My site needs you, go to my site, Oblivious on how to get there? Go to my profile!! Also If you don't wish to go you can AIM me 'TheVampireAzzi" PLEASE I'm ALONE.
Azzi: oh and before I forget. I have a web site now!! yipee, its not good but it will do until I get some people to accually come in and donate art, stories, or what ever you can think of. (oh and the counter on the bottom, Those are my visits, just wondering how many people come to my site, none so far) PLEASE COME TO MY SITE AND DONATE THINGS. Or at least e-mail me about something to make it better. Tank you (the word "tank" is intentional) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Narrator: welcome to the weakest Link and heres your host, Azzi!!!
Azzi: thank you thank you, now lets introduce our players
(camera zooms in on each individual)
Azzi: first off is Rhea
(Rhea is asleep standing up)
Rhea: ZZZZZZzzzzzzzZZZZZZzzzzzzzz..................SNIZZLEFRAZNY!!!!!!! ZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Azzi: uhhhh......Next is Laguna!
(Laguna smiles and waves)
Azzi: third is Kiros
Kiros:.............
Azzi: and finally Ward
Ward:(thinking)I CAN'T TALK, WHY AM I HERE?!!!!
Azzi: so lets begin. Rhea we will start with you.......
Rhea:(groggy) whuuuu......?
Azzi: Rhea...whats the capitol of Phoenix? Go!!
Rhea: isn't that a capitol?
Azzi:........
Rhea:......
Azzi:(glares) Damn your good, Next.....
($250)
Azzi: Laguna, whats the color of my underwear?
Laguna:is it the blue ones or the black ones?
Azzi: HAH, I knew someone was going through my underwear drawer!!
Rhea:(head on table) heh he heh hehe......
($500)
Azzi: Kiros, who originally sang "Sympathy for the Devil"
Kiros: Guns N' Roses?
(money go bye bye)
Azzi: no it was the Rollin' Stones, but the Guns N' Roses version was very good. Ok you all just lost your money......
(Laguna glares at Kiros)
Laguna: your suppost to be the smart one!!
Kiros: sorry but music isn't my thing...
Azzi: Ward, for the past 3 months what have I been doing?
Ward:.............
Azzi: THATS RIGHT, nothing
($250)
(Siren goes off and everyone screams)
Azzi: NO NO DON'T LEAVE!! ITS THE END OF ROUND ONE
(everyone take a seat)
Azzi: its now time to vote off the Weakest Link.......
Narrator: We were watching the football playoffs, so we're not entirely sure about whos the strongest or Weakest link.....sorry.
Azzi: Ok lets see what you all wrote down
(Rhea hold up her sign that has her name written on it!!)
Azzi: you vote yourself off?
Rhea: oh, I thought you vote whos the strongest link? Sorry, my bad
Azzi: we'll skip you
Laguna: holds up a sign with Azzi's name on it.
Azzi: ???
(Kiros and Ward hold up a sign with Azzi's name on it as well)
Azzi: wow, I guess I'm the weakest Link, Weird!!!
(7 guards come in and drag Azzi away)
Rhea: ITS MY TURN TO BE HOST!!!!!
End Chapter 6
(will be continued some time)
Azzi: AND REMEMBER.....My site needs you, go to my site, Oblivious on how to get there? Go to my profile!! Also If you don't wish to go you can AIM me 'TheVampireAzzi" PLEASE I'm ALONE.
