The POTC Discussions

A/N – Wow, thank you for all of the amazing reviews!! They're greatly appreciated!

~~*Topic One – The People

Sara: This one goes out to Eternal_Darkness who wanted us to talk about how everybody looked in the movie. I can say one thing, Jack was hott.

Ava: Yeah, but don't you find it strange that Elizabeth didn't…uh…

Sara: Have *fun* with Jack on the island?

Ava: Yes…hmmm, I bet if we took a poll, almost everyone would say that they would have had…*fun* with Jack.

Sara: I would…

Ava: We know.

Sara: First, I would take my teeth and –

Ava: OKAY, we don't need to know.

Sara: *sigh* fine…

*There are a few moments of silence…no chirping, the crickets went on strike*

Sara: Then I would –

Ava: SARA!! We don't need to know what goes on in your sick, perverted mind, ok?!

Sara: FINE, I'm not ever gonna help you write a slash story again…NEVER…NEVER EVER!

Ava: Okay, fine with me.

Sara: Ever…never ever…

Ava: Ok, I get it; you'll never help me again, oh well.

Sara: NO! You're supposed to say, "Oh, I'm sorry, please don't not help me."

Ava: And why would I do that?

Sara: …you really hurt my feelings, you know.

Ava: Oh, waaaa, stop being such a baby.

Sara: Ok, but just remember…I know where you live.

*Sara attempts to laugh evilly, but chokes in the process*

Ava: Of course you know where I live…YOU LIVE RIGHT NEXT DOOR IDIOT!!

*Instead of protesting, Sara continues to choke, turning slightly blue*

Ava: Oh brother, stop faking it.

*Sara falls to the ground and grabs Avalea's ankles.*

Ava: Ok, seriously, you're not being very funny.

*Sara turns completely blue and faints. The Audience, meanwhile, stare… without calling for help…heartless people.*

Ava: Uhh…help?

~~*Topic 2 – Random Useless Junk That Will Rot Your Brain

Sara: Wow, that topic seems a little harsh…

Ava: I know, but hey, people gotta know what they're reading.

Sara: Yeah, but, come on, maybe that makes people not read.

Ava: Oh, and what would you call it.

*Sara ponders for almost 10 minutes*

Sara: I would say something like, "Hey, we're holding Jack and Will hostage and if you want to see them naked, come and see!!!"

*Instantly, the empty seats of the audience fill up with drooling girls*

Ava: Ok…well, that works too. But let's just get on with the discussion.

Sara: Yeah this one is from XxSablexX and it's about the monkey.

Ava: Munky??? WHERE!!!

Sara: No, I mean the monkey from POTC not the Munky from Korn.

*Avalea mumbles under her breath*

Sara: Hmmm, maybe you're right, Sable, maybe Barbosa does have a crush on Jack…hmmm…

*Goes back to scene of Barbosa naked. People scream and some faint.*

Ava: I wonder if Jack knows about that…

*Somewhere far, far away, on an island, we see Jack scream at the top of his lungs…stop, take a sip of rum, then start again*

Sara: And another thing, Sable, we would prefer not to picture Gibbs naked…hmm, maybe him and Barbosa can get together…

*Random people in the audience puke while some go pale.*

Ava: Uh, maybe not.

~~*Topic 3 – Updates, Detentions, and Names

Ava: We just wanted to take a second to say that we were gonna update this A LOT sooner but SOMEBODY…

*Ava glares evilly at Sara, who turns and hums to herself.*

Ava: …put already chewed gum into one of our teacher's coffee cups. Then that certain somebody got caught and told him it was my idea, so we both got an hour's detention.

Sara: Hey, but it was pretty funny though…

*Ava clenches her teeth together and Sara laughs nervously*

Ava: No, it was not fun. You only had to clean the boards but I had to put the little holes in over 100 pieces of paper!!

Sara: Sorry…but let's just get to the names part…you know, before you kill me…

Ava: Fine…*sigh*…some people e-mailed us and asked us if Sarafina and Avalea were our real names, and when we said yes, they said we were lying, so let's just clear it up.

Sara: Yeah, I mean, my name is normal but yours isn't, so I can understand them.

Ava: What?! My name is normal.

Sara: Are you crazy? Avalea is not a normal name. It's funny when teachers make fun of you.

*Sara starts laughing while Ava looks sad. People in audience still don't care because they are still heartless and waiting for Will or Jack smut, which they aren't gonna get so TOO BAD*

Ava: Yeah, well your last name is Snape and that is stupid too!

Sara: How dare you insult me!!!

*Sara jumps out of her seat and starts attacking Ava. Someone in the audience yells, "MORTAL KOMBAT!!!!"*

A/N – Another chapter down, we would have written more, but we had to finish our damn homework that we could have done earlier if we weren't in detention…SARA!!! We're gonna start reading all your stories and review them, so look out for some reviews by us! We'll update as soon as we can, but an author asked us to beta read a story for her, so it might be a day or two. Here are some responses to the reviewers:

GypsyGirl: Thanks for the ideas; we're definitely going to use them in the future.

Patch: Hmm, I've never seen that movie, what was the rabbit's name?

Mithralas: Well, I'm glad someone sympathizes with Sara. But see, some people (like us) need to keep other extremely insane people in line.

Eternal_Darkness: Thanks for the idea. I hope we all agree that Will and Jack were incredibly good looking.

Sihaya: Trust me, we're getting to that, because neither of us liked her very much.

Lisa Carew: Thank you for your kind words and we'll take your suggestions into consideration.

JMC: Wow, you gave some really good theories. Will and Norrington, now THAT is just gross.

XxSablexX: Thanks for your topic ideas!!

Seawench: Hmmm, I think we'll use some of the things you said in your review for some topics, if you don't mind…pweez!!