The POTC Discussions

~~*Topic 1 – Elizabeth

Sara: Well, I would just like to say one thing.

Ava: And what would that be?

Sara: I know Elizabeth was a strong, kick ass chick and all…

Ava: But you hate her.

Sara: Yeah, I mean…I would rather see Will and Jack instead of Will and Elizabeth.

*Random Audience Member sighs*

Sara: Hey!! NO SIGHING ALLOWED!!!

Ava: Hey, it's a guy that looks suspiciously like Will!!!

Sara: Oh…hello really hot guy who looks suspiciously like Will.

Will: Ok, it's seriously me, so you can stop saying guy-who looks suspiciously like Will…hello?? Is anyone listening to me???

*All the girls are staring and drooling*

Ava: Sorry, they're all a little obsessed.

Will: Oh, I, uh, see.

*Will tries to back away from Sara…her drool is getting all over his shirt.*

Sara: Oh…I am so sorry Will; looks like you need to take your shirt off now!

*Everyone in the audience stands up and one girl howls*

Ava: Sara! Leave him alone will ya?

Sara: Fine…

Ava: Anyway…you must have come here for a reason, so what do you want?

Will: I would just like to say that nothing will ever happen between me and Jack, ok?!?

*On the island far, far away we see Jack yelling, "CAPTAIN JACK, DAMNIT!"*

Will: Uh, right, Captain Jack…sorry…

Sara: That's ok, but you're awfully dirty…

Will: Huh, I am not; I just took a bath…HEY!!

*Sara throws dirt on Will's shirt (hey that rhymed….sorry)*

Ava: SARA!!!

Sara: Oops, sorry, looks like you have to take your shirt off now!!!

Will: NO!

*Audience members start to pant and scream….like…dogs…or something…*

Will: NO!!

*Will runs off…crying, aww, poor baby..*

Ava: Now look what you did!

Sara: Oh well, win some lose some…

Ava: Uhh, Sara…I think you're in trouble.

Sara: Huh? Why?

*Group of Girls brandish an assortment of hair dryers and brushes and other things us girls keep with us.*

Sara: Oh brother, what are you gonna do, blow-dry me to death?

*Random girl runs up and throws hair dryer at Sarafina, knocking her unconscious.*

Ava: Oh..well, that takes of that.

~~*Topic 2 – Bye-Bye for Now…

Ava: Since school has started and all the other crap we do…

Sara: You know, jobs and junk.

Ava: We're trying as hard as we can to fit this story into our schedule, since it came first.

Sara: But that's really hard, plus my sister is moving to the States next week and I have to help her, she's going to some place in Florida.

Ava: Anyway, we've decided that we're only going to update this if people really want us to.

Sara: Yeah so review or e-mail Avalea or something.

Ava: So…*dramatic voice* until we write again!!!

Ava and Sara: Bye-Bye!!!

A/N – Thanks for all the wonderful reviews. Between ff.net and three other archive sites, we've gotten over 120 reviews. THANK YOU ALL SO MUCH. If you really want us to continue with this story thing (we had some really good ideas…) then review. But until then, Bye!

Thanx,

Avalea Kajin and Sarafina Snape.