The POTC Discussions
A/N – Wow, we got so many e-mails urging us to continue so…here it is! Thanks to all the reviewers!
~~*Topic 1 – More Elizabeth Bashing…YAY!!!
Sara: I know that I have already said that I hate Elizabeth…
Ava: Yes, we all know, you write it everywhere.
Sara: Yeah, but I mean, she stole my Will from me…
Ava: What?! He wasn't your Will in the first place!
Sara: YES HE WAS, OUR LOVE WILL FIND A WAY!!!
Ava: Yeah, and you wonder why people call you crazy…
Sara: Well, yeah, because I'm not.
*Audience snickers…kinda like the candy bar…or something*
Ava: Can you just get back to what you were going to say!
Sara: Fine! You wonder why people call you the boring one…
Ava: Excuse me?
Sara: …Nothing. Anyway, I don't get how, in the beginning of the movie Elizabeth is like this damsel in distress –
Ava: They call me boring??
Sara: But, in the end of the movie, all of a sudden, she's beating up pirates and she becomes this chick who can kick ass. Did anyone else notice that, or was it just me??
Ava: SHUT UP!!! What do you mean 'people call me the boring one'?
Sara: Well, that's just how it is, I'm the insane one and you're the girl that has to clean up all my messes.
Ava: Do I have to have this job?
Sara: Life sucks, doesn't it?
~~*Topic 2 – Another Flame That We Make Fun Of
Ava: When will people learn?
Sara: I dunno…we tell people that we publicly make fun of flames…
Ava: Yep, It's our favorite pastime. Anyway, here is quite a humorous bit that we got from Avery at averymatherson@yahoo.com and it goes thus:
Sarafina and Avalea (if those ARE you're real names):
You both must be men in women's bodies to have enough balls to write something like this and you're other MarySue story! Marysu stroys are the best! WHO DOESN"T LOVE A MARYSUE????? Oh, and I doubt those are you're real names, they sound like stripper names! I hate you and I deman that u delete these storyes and start reading the bible!! YOU CAN STILL SAVE YOU"RE SOUL!! YOU PEOPLE WHO ARE GOOD CHRISTIANS SOULDN"T READ THIS SHIT!!! YOU WILL BURN!! I don't care if yu make fun of me, go ahead, BRING IT!!
Sara: Ok, let's start from the top…
Ava: Saying that we have a lot of balls to write what we do…hmm, thanks for the compliment!! It's so nice to be appreciated!
Sara: Mary-Sue stories are the best…sure, don't think too hard, you might hurt yourself.
Ava: Sarafina and Avalea are our real names, and if they sound like stripper names, then hey, that's fine by us. Just means that if we ever become strippers, we won't have to change our names…JOY!!!
Sara: Who made you the Goddess?? You can't demand that we take down stories. Ok, well I DEMAND that you learn proper grammar and better spelling.
Ava: Start reading the Bible?…sorry, I already have.
Sara: And besides, we're not Christians, we're Wiccans/Pagans, so your words aren't really anything to us, let alone an insult.
Ava: Ahh, the last line. BRING IT!! Ok, we have, you said we could make fun of you, so we did. Now you can deal with all the flames you are going to get from people who disagree with you and your harsh words. ENJOY!!!
A/N – Once again, thanks for all the reviews! WE LOVE ALL OF YOU!!! Here, yet again, are some responses to the reviewers:
LeperMessiah: Thanks for all of your reviews; they made us want to write again!
Nightgenie: Well, we didn't stop, happy? We hope you are, lol!
Mithralas: Yeah, Sara and I did all that stuff too, haha. Well, we decided not to stop, so we hope you enjoy!!! YOU ENJOY IT RIGHT!! RIGHT?!?!?!?! *cough cough* uhh, sorry…
A/N – Oh, and for all the people that reviewed our other story, thanks a bunch. We just got so sick of those stupid stories that we had to make fun of them, because well, that's what we do, I guess. We'll try to update both stories soon, so keep checking back!
