The POTC Discussions

~~*Topic 1 – Urination

Ava: Ok, yeah, we know that this is an odd title, but…what now Sara??

Sara: You're not gonna tell them, are you?

Ava: FINE! Everybody, today is Sara's 17th birthday…woo…

*Very few people in the audience clap, Sara starts to cry (aw, how sad)*

Sara: I didn't expect any of you to care anyway!

Ava: Hey, at least be content with the present I got you, it cost a fortune.

Sara: Oh, it did not. BUT I LOVE YOUR GIFT ANYWAY!!!

Ava: It did too cost a fortune for that damn corset. Just because my Grandmother owns a Vintage Clothing Shop doesn't mean she'll give me a discount. Have you worn it yet?

Sara: Yes, and it is very painful, but SO COOL!!!

Ava: Yes, well, can we please get back to the topic?

Sara: Oh yeah. Now, there's something that's been bothering me for the longest time. During the whole movie, nobody ever went to the bathroom…hmm, makes you ponder…

Ava: Not really, who wants to see Jack go to the bathroom anyway?

*Every single girl in the audience cheers and a few cat call*

Ava: I should have known…

Sara: Oh, come on, and you DON'T want to see him going to the lavatory?? HMMM, WE KNOW YOU DO!!!

Ava: Why would I want to see him urinate? That is truly disgusting!

Sara: What about Will?

Ava: Well, he's a different matter…

Sara: I knew it…

~~*Topic 2 – Children

Sara: I wonder what Will and Elizabeth's children will be like…hmm

Ava: Now I, personally, would not like to think about them having children.

Sara: Why?

Ava: Because, I'm still for the whole Will/Jack thing.

Sara: You need to get over that, you know it's not gonna happen!

Ava: I CAN DREAM CAN'T I?!?!?!?!?

*Sara cowers in fear*

Sara: Uh..I..uh…

Ava: Sorry, lost the cool for a while but the cool is back

*Sara still doesn't speak…and that is very odd, especially for her…*

Ava: YOU CAN SPEAK SLAVE!!!

Sara: What??

Ava: Nothing…

~~*Topic 3 – A Few Side Notes and More Craziness

Sara: We submitted a story to a humour review station…

Ava: And if you don't know what that is, they read your story and give you a professional review.

Sara: Anyway, we weren't expecting to get a good review, but we did!

Ava: Is it that surprising?

Sara: And we are so proud of it that we have decided to post it here, hopefully you will enjoy…

Ava: Yeah, because all we're trying to do is use up space so it makes this chapter seem longer.

Sara: There goes our secret!

Ava: What secret?

Sara: Anyway, here it goes; it talks about our personalities and the story we wrote:

"First, the goofy, easy to understand, playful humour comes from Sarafina Snape. Understandably, she makes up the perky half of this amazing duo. With her smooth talking and insane writing, she provides paragraphs upon paragraphs of pure energy and spunk.  

Next, we have Avalea Kajin. What can we say? Avalea is sarcastic, cocky, sharp with words and can shred any competition with her writing skills, and we love her for it. She knows when her group can win, and she's not afraid to tell it like it is. She may be arrogant and a hothead, but that just makes you like her more.

The story submitted was a humour fantasy dealing with pirates, a bunny called Jabooty, and paper clips taking over the world. What more could you want. I, Austin Zeller, give this story an A for fine writing, a B for overall silliness and I give the authors an A for their amazing talent."

Sara: I LOVE YOU MR. ZELLER!!!! I LOVE YOU!!!

Ava: I don't, he called me cocky and arrogant.

Sara: Well, you are…

Ava: Excuse me??

A/N – Thanks for reading. We've gotten so many reviews! Here are (yet again) some responses to our reviewers:

Phate: NOOO!! NOT CLOWNS!!! AH!!!! Ok, ok, we'll write some more, just…not the clowns!!!

Onua Wingstar: Hmmm, thanks for bringing that book to our attention; we are definitely going to search high and low for it.

LeperMessiah: Tell your roommate we said 'Hello random person that we don't know but we are being kind and saying Hello anyway!'

Calico: Hmm, ok, we'll make that a topic, I mean, Will must have been pretty stupid then. Thanks for the idea!

Yet Another A/N – A TON of people have been e-mailing Sara and I and have been saying that Charity's 'Say What?' is copying us and they want to flame her, but to those people who did e-mail us, please do not flame her. We love her story, it is SO hilarious, so please PLEASE do not flame, ok!