The POTC Discussions

~~*Topic 1 – Will and his stupidity

Sara: Today, FINALLY, we will talk about Will and his extreme stupidity.

Ava: Yes, but I wouldn't dis the characters too much; remember what happened last time?

*Flashback to Sara in a neck brace*

Sara: Do you honestly think I could forget something like that?

Ava: Well, you ARE pretty stupid…

Sara: That cut me real deep Ava.

Ava: Life sucks, if you don't like it, go eat a grapefruit.

Sara: Huh? Where the heck did that come from?

Ava: I read it on a bumper sticker.

Sara: Oh..ok…

Ava: What?

Sara: So that's why you're such a bad driver, you spend the time looking at bumper stickers instead of looking at the road!

Ava: I'm a bad driver, at least I CAN drive.

Sara: BACK to the topic.

Ava: Anyway. Ok, here's the situation. IF Bootstrap Bill WAS immortal when he sunk to the bottom of the sea, he would still be alive under water.

Sara: And you'd think that Will, being the smart man he is, would have realized that his father was still alive.

Ava: But he didn't think that, which makes him seem really dumb.

Sara: But, of course, Bootstrap may not have been immortal and he may have died.

Ava: And if he did, then there is no need for this conversation…

Sara: I guess not…

Ava: So, sorry we just wasted a good bit of space with useless junk.

~~*Topic 2 – Norrington

Ava: Wow, we haven't made fun of him at all…

Sara: Yeah, that's not like us, we make fun of everybody…

Ava: I know, well, we shall start today!

Sara: Now I, personally, think he was gay

*Audience murmurs in agreement*

Ava: Whoa, people ACTUALLY agree with you.

Sara: Is that so strange?

Ava: Yes, because you're stupid

Sara: Well you're arrogant and a hothead

Ava: Damn you

Sara: Well, back to the topic, please

Ava: Ok, fine, if he was gay then why did he want Elizabeth so badly?

Sara: Easy, he didn't want people to know he was gay, I think he was after Will

Ava: Ok, enough! That's a picture I would rather not see in my head, ok?

Sara: Hmm, that wouldn't be too bad though…

Ava: You're kidding right?!?!?!

Sara: Of course I am! I mean, can you picture Will and Norrington…together…naked…ewwww

Ava: Thanks for that, thanks a lot for putting that in my head, really made my day

~~*Topic 3 – Trying to take up space to make this chapter seem longer!

Sara: Well, the title says all.

Ava: Yes, yes it does.

Sara: We're gonna put this fiction on hold until Thursday

Ava: Yeah, that's when we're going to see the movie again.

Sara: And it's a good thing too because we're running out of ideas.

Ava: Even Sara's crazy mind is going into overtime trying think of things to write about.

Sara: Plus some author interviewer chick wants to interview us. Maybe we'll put the interview up for a chapter…hmm…that would be interesting…

Ava: Anyway, we'll try and think of some really good topics, so until Thursday, Bye Bye.

Sara: See you then.