The POTC Discussions

~~*Topic 1 – Older Men with Women Young Enough to Be their Daughter

Sara: Well, we just saw the movie again yesterday…

Ava: And the day before that…

Sara: And we were going to go see it again today, but we are broke…

Ava: So we decided to update this story, wow!

Sara: Anyways, this first topic thingy is going to be about Norrington and his love for Elizabeth………..who I hate…just, you know…a reminder

Ava: Ok, yes, we know that you hate Elizabeth, let's just get back to the point.

Sara: Ok, ok. In the beginning of the movie, Norrington already looks like….really old.

Ava: And then, 10 or so years later, he's over here wanting Elizabeth.

Sara: That's just gross. I know the whole 'age is just a number' thing but that's like……his daughter!

Ava: I know, that's like marrying your mum or dad's best friend.

Sara: That's like me marrying dad's best friend Preston.

*Preston sits on his couch, scratches himself, burps loudly, then farts. Oh…the irony*

Ava: Well that was an image I was better off not knowing about.

Sara: I know….*sigh* 

Ava: Anything else you'd like to say about this topic?

*Sara is still horrified and cannot speak*

Ava: O…kay, next topic.

~~*Topic 2 – Bloody Coins

Ava: Ok, now that Sara has recovered somewhat…

*Sara's eye twitches*

Ava: Well…anyway, one thing has really been bugging me. Why did Jack put his blood on the coin in the end of the movie?

Sara: Yeah, was his blood needed or something?

Ava: We probably didn't notice something since we were drooling over how cute he was…

Sara: Yeah, I mean it was so distracting

Ava: Yep, damn the casting people; they made the people so hot that we didn't pay a lot of attention to the movie.

Sara: It's a conspiracy…

Ava: And how is it a conspiracy, exactly?

Sara: See, they cast really hot actors, then people don't pay attention to the movie, so they have to go back and see it again. That way they make more money.

Ava: Um, sure, keep telling yourself that…if anyone can explain this, please do.

~~*Topic 3 – Hats and Feathers

Sara: I don't get why all the pirates loved hats so much….I hate hats

Ava: Yeah, well that's only because you have an odd shaped head

Sara: I do not…

Ava: Ok, whatever

Sara: You really think my head is shaped funny?

Ava: Well, ever since that skateboard hit you in the face…

Sara: Ok, that was not my fault; I'm usually a good boarder.

Ava: Anyway, I think Will's hat in the end looked kind of stupid, but that's just me.

Sara: Well I thought it was cute.

Ava: If Orlando Bloom stepped in dog crap, you would still think it was cute.

Sara: Hey, I can't help it if I am obsessed.

Ava:

A/N – Sorry this chapter was short, but we have to do our damn homework. Thanks for all the reviews, sorry that we can't respond to the reviewers (extreme lack of time.) We'll update as soon as we can, but most likely not tomorrow. We have to go shopping for new skateboards and a bunch of other crap. Keep the reviews coming! Oh, and since people have been asking, if you want to have a professional review of your story, e-mail Katarina Thomason at katarinathomason@yahoo.com She is an author and a critic and she's very good. Anyway, see ya when we see ya!

Sincerely,

Avalea Kajin and Sarafina Snape