Disclaimer: I don't own them sadly.
"Fine! Who needs ya broke down shop anyway?!"
The streets were crowded in this small town today. But everyone heard Jack Sparrow's voice rise among all others when he was fired from his fifth job for being lazy and primping too much.
"Jack! You get your lazy ass back here and work and maybe I won't be so hard on you! Damnit Jack you know I need you, no one else is stupid enough to take the job!" The store manager yelled after him.
"Listen you fat obese man, I don't work under those conditions! Two consecutive hours of saying, 'Can I help you?' or 'You look fabulous!' and all I get is a freaking 5 dollars and hour? I look better in most of those earrings than those women do!"
"Jack, I didn't mean what I said about you being a fairy, a faggot little school girl, and a flamboyant fag. Please give me one more chance," The store manager had obviously caught up with Jack and now they were in the middle of the town square and had caught mostly everyone's attention.
"And the pay?" He asked while picking dirt from beneath his fingernails.
"6 dollars?"
"Bye doll face," Jack said walking away once again.
"Wait, no, 8 dollars," The manager said now on his knees grabbing Jack's leg almost in tears.
"Ok, ok. Just get the hell off my leg mate! You're making me look unpresentable and like we're, well, together,"
"Oh, Umm no ladies we're definitely NOT together!" He said standing up and using Jack as a support which caused him to almost fall over. "I could do much better as I'm sure you all know. Kidding, kidding Jack. come on."
Jack Sparrow was one of those people you study all friggin day and never find out what sexuality they are. One minute he's trying on earring and flitting around and the next he's making out with some girl and has his hand on another one's ass at the same exact time! Jack didn't look gay he had that dirty look that made him extra sexy. But anyways!! Jack Sparrow longed for a life beyond the small town he lived in and planned to leave as soon as he got a ship, a small crew, and some fucking money.
So now you know his dreams and aspirations yay, hip, and hooray! R&R blah..
"Fine! Who needs ya broke down shop anyway?!"
The streets were crowded in this small town today. But everyone heard Jack Sparrow's voice rise among all others when he was fired from his fifth job for being lazy and primping too much.
"Jack! You get your lazy ass back here and work and maybe I won't be so hard on you! Damnit Jack you know I need you, no one else is stupid enough to take the job!" The store manager yelled after him.
"Listen you fat obese man, I don't work under those conditions! Two consecutive hours of saying, 'Can I help you?' or 'You look fabulous!' and all I get is a freaking 5 dollars and hour? I look better in most of those earrings than those women do!"
"Jack, I didn't mean what I said about you being a fairy, a faggot little school girl, and a flamboyant fag. Please give me one more chance," The store manager had obviously caught up with Jack and now they were in the middle of the town square and had caught mostly everyone's attention.
"And the pay?" He asked while picking dirt from beneath his fingernails.
"6 dollars?"
"Bye doll face," Jack said walking away once again.
"Wait, no, 8 dollars," The manager said now on his knees grabbing Jack's leg almost in tears.
"Ok, ok. Just get the hell off my leg mate! You're making me look unpresentable and like we're, well, together,"
"Oh, Umm no ladies we're definitely NOT together!" He said standing up and using Jack as a support which caused him to almost fall over. "I could do much better as I'm sure you all know. Kidding, kidding Jack. come on."
Jack Sparrow was one of those people you study all friggin day and never find out what sexuality they are. One minute he's trying on earring and flitting around and the next he's making out with some girl and has his hand on another one's ass at the same exact time! Jack didn't look gay he had that dirty look that made him extra sexy. But anyways!! Jack Sparrow longed for a life beyond the small town he lived in and planned to leave as soon as he got a ship, a small crew, and some fucking money.
So now you know his dreams and aspirations yay, hip, and hooray! R&R blah..
