Saria and the Ocarina Of Time:
Link shows his new ocarina to Saria and leaves.
Saria thinking: How can he do this to me!? He just dumped my ocarina for that girl's! I told him to keep it so he could remember me!!! Does he want to forget about me!? He hates me!!!
She starts crying.
Link is thinking about the girls:
Link thinking: Hmmm. I wonder which girl I should pick.I've got four girls after me, I'd rather take advantage of such a good. liberty of choice? That's the word! Now who should I pick? Saria has got that smart girl style, but her green hairs make her look freaky and she looks like she's ten years old. Princess Ruto? errr.. She's a fish girl, she smells bad and I don't really want to live underwater for the rest of my life. Malon is sure sexy! . but she hates me since I stole her horse and used him in races to win money. Zelda? Sure, she looks good, but she's too sensitive. Yesterday, she asked me to save her but I told her I has to to go get a haircut. She got mad at me. Well now I'm down to no one. Well I could go to Guerudo Valley and ask some girls out, but I was banished for using the girl's toilets. THEY DON'T HAVE TOILETS SUITED FOR MEN!!! THEY ARE ALL GIRLS!!! Now what to do, what to do? ARGGG!!! This is too confusing!!!
Link thinking about the girls 2:
Link thinking: Why can't the hero ever get the girl!? I mean we work ourselves to the bone trying to save these beautiful princess and what do we get from doing it? Nothing! I get to save the world, that's one thing, but how does Mario do it? Not only he saves the princess, but the world won't get destroyed if he fails. well he got a cake once and one or two occasional kisses. What do I get from Zelda anyway? She never even gave me a hug! Only a "thank you"! That's it! I'm telling my ancestors to never save damsels in distress!
Link seeing Tingle for the first time:
Tingle: Kooli pha!!!
Link: AHHH!!! Are you trying to kill me!?
Tingle I drawn a map, will you buy it?
Link looks at the map
Link: (Thinking: What!? It looks like if it was drawn by a 4 years old! Well It's best to stay polite.) It looks MARvelous!
Tingle: Do you want it?
Link: (Say no! Say no!!) Sure. errr. I mean---
Tingle: Kooloo Limp-Pah!!
Link: (He's really demented) What are you doing attached to a balloon?
Tingle: This is no balloon boy! These are my fairy wings!!!
Link: (Fairy!? That guy couldn't be a fairy in a million years! Now now, someone's using explicit substances.) I would LOVE to stay, but I have to go (Help! I can't take it anymore! I need to get away from this idiot!)
Tingle: Kooloo Limp-pah!!!
Link leaves
Link (Right.)
Link breaks pots:
Link is in front of Malon and Talon's ranch and while he comes in, he sees pots
Link thinking: .I have to resist. temptation. Gahhh!!! I can't!!!
Link breaks the pots and makes quite a lot of noise. it awoke Malon, but Talon sleeps too hard to be awakened. Malon opens her window.
Malon: Who is it!?
Link hides in the shadow of the other barn and stays silent.
Link thinking: I can't let her see me! I don't want to be finned for destruction of proprety!
Malon thinking: I wonder if I could throw that pitchfork right.
Imagine the end.
What is Gannondorf thinking?
Gannon thinking: I hate being a villain! How come I always lose!!! I don't understand the logic of this! I have far more power, experience and university diplomas than every generations of Link put together! I even have the Triforce of power for god's sake! POWER!!! . And he still kicks my sorry ass. I just hope he won't go after me with the Legendary Four Swords, or I'll be in for the whooping of my life!!! I better think of a career change. Maybe I could start working at the Hyrule Ranch or exile myself to Termina. No! He's already been there and he can find me again! That's it! I am taking a vacation! I just hope he won't keep tormenting me there too.
Link shows his new ocarina to Saria and leaves.
Saria thinking: How can he do this to me!? He just dumped my ocarina for that girl's! I told him to keep it so he could remember me!!! Does he want to forget about me!? He hates me!!!
She starts crying.
Link is thinking about the girls:
Link thinking: Hmmm. I wonder which girl I should pick.I've got four girls after me, I'd rather take advantage of such a good. liberty of choice? That's the word! Now who should I pick? Saria has got that smart girl style, but her green hairs make her look freaky and she looks like she's ten years old. Princess Ruto? errr.. She's a fish girl, she smells bad and I don't really want to live underwater for the rest of my life. Malon is sure sexy! . but she hates me since I stole her horse and used him in races to win money. Zelda? Sure, she looks good, but she's too sensitive. Yesterday, she asked me to save her but I told her I has to to go get a haircut. She got mad at me. Well now I'm down to no one. Well I could go to Guerudo Valley and ask some girls out, but I was banished for using the girl's toilets. THEY DON'T HAVE TOILETS SUITED FOR MEN!!! THEY ARE ALL GIRLS!!! Now what to do, what to do? ARGGG!!! This is too confusing!!!
Link thinking about the girls 2:
Link thinking: Why can't the hero ever get the girl!? I mean we work ourselves to the bone trying to save these beautiful princess and what do we get from doing it? Nothing! I get to save the world, that's one thing, but how does Mario do it? Not only he saves the princess, but the world won't get destroyed if he fails. well he got a cake once and one or two occasional kisses. What do I get from Zelda anyway? She never even gave me a hug! Only a "thank you"! That's it! I'm telling my ancestors to never save damsels in distress!
Link seeing Tingle for the first time:
Tingle: Kooli pha!!!
Link: AHHH!!! Are you trying to kill me!?
Tingle I drawn a map, will you buy it?
Link looks at the map
Link: (Thinking: What!? It looks like if it was drawn by a 4 years old! Well It's best to stay polite.) It looks MARvelous!
Tingle: Do you want it?
Link: (Say no! Say no!!) Sure. errr. I mean---
Tingle: Kooloo Limp-Pah!!
Link: (He's really demented) What are you doing attached to a balloon?
Tingle: This is no balloon boy! These are my fairy wings!!!
Link: (Fairy!? That guy couldn't be a fairy in a million years! Now now, someone's using explicit substances.) I would LOVE to stay, but I have to go (Help! I can't take it anymore! I need to get away from this idiot!)
Tingle: Kooloo Limp-pah!!!
Link leaves
Link (Right.)
Link breaks pots:
Link is in front of Malon and Talon's ranch and while he comes in, he sees pots
Link thinking: .I have to resist. temptation. Gahhh!!! I can't!!!
Link breaks the pots and makes quite a lot of noise. it awoke Malon, but Talon sleeps too hard to be awakened. Malon opens her window.
Malon: Who is it!?
Link hides in the shadow of the other barn and stays silent.
Link thinking: I can't let her see me! I don't want to be finned for destruction of proprety!
Malon thinking: I wonder if I could throw that pitchfork right.
Imagine the end.
What is Gannondorf thinking?
Gannon thinking: I hate being a villain! How come I always lose!!! I don't understand the logic of this! I have far more power, experience and university diplomas than every generations of Link put together! I even have the Triforce of power for god's sake! POWER!!! . And he still kicks my sorry ass. I just hope he won't go after me with the Legendary Four Swords, or I'll be in for the whooping of my life!!! I better think of a career change. Maybe I could start working at the Hyrule Ranch or exile myself to Termina. No! He's already been there and he can find me again! That's it! I am taking a vacation! I just hope he won't keep tormenting me there too.
