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Chapter 3

'Revenge'. That was the only thought running though Lily's head as she sweetly convinced Madame Pomphrey to let her go. After Lily revealed a bunch of personal things, including her desire to kill James Potter, Madame Pomphrey decided that she was back to normal and allowed her to leave, but only after making Lily promise that if she felt any dizziness she would report to her immediately. Lily reluctantly agreed, then set off to find the prey. HER prey.

'Oh Potter, by the time I finish with you, you're going to regret knowing me. You're going to regret that ickle crush you've had on me since forever. You're going to regret the day you heard the name Lily Evans!" Lily was so busy thinking of about a hundred ways to hurt James that she didn't even realize that she was at the common room entrance.

"Butterbeer Caps," Lily spat at the portrait of the Fat Lady.

"/Honestly/, no need for that tone," said the Fat Lady, irritably.

Shelly was lounging lazily in the almost empty common room when Lily came in. She jumped up as she heard the door close.

"LILY! Oh my gosh, how are you? Pomphrey let you out? Geesh. She never does that, does she? Oh Lily," Shelly said all this in a rush hugging her friend. Lily had to grin, "Where is everyone?" she asked.

"Weell, Andy and Amanda went to the kitchens, they said something about bottomless pits and boys," Shelly began shrugging. "The marauders went into Hogsmeade. Again."

Lily grinned, "Excellent!" ("Uh, oh," Shelly muttered.) "I need to get revenge on Potter. And /you/ are going to help me."

Shelly grinned mischievously. She moved closer to Lily, and they came up with a plan...

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~~~Meanwhile In the Kitchens~~~

Andy and Amanda were pigging out on a bunch of cakes and sweets. Amanda looked up worriedly, "You think Lily's ok?" Amanda asked.

"She'll be fine," Andy replied taking a bite out of a chocolate donut. "I reckon Pomphrey will want to keep her there a bit though. But I was just thinking," Andy trailed off.

"Uh, oh. Andy? Thinking? That's never a good sign...." Amanda laughed.

Andy glared mockingly, and then turned serious. "No, it's just that, you know Lily. She'll want to get back at Potter and my brother. We'll have to stop her from doing anything rash."

Andy rolled her eyes, "Now you sound like Shelly."

"My /dear/ Manda, I'm insulted. I'm not a reasonable person. All I'm saying is, let's humiliate him, not hurt him." Andy said with a mischievous grin on her face.

"Now you're talking my language," Amanda grinned. "Well, first let's meet up with Shelly, shall we??"

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Andy and Amanda rushed into the common room. "Shelly, Shelly! You gotta help us help Lily come up with a way to get revenge on James Potter and crew!" they both said panting. "We don't want her to do something really stupid to him, but we gotta think of major humiliation!" Then they spotted a grinning Lily and jumped on her.

"Lily!" exclaimed Amanda hugging her friend. "Sooo Pomphrey let you out? What did you have to say to convince her huh? Oh, we were so worried!"

"Right," Andy began letting go of Lily. "Now we need revenge."

Lily and Shelly looked at each other.

"Already done," Lily grinned.

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*Meanwhile at Hogsmeade*

James was sitting with his 'flavor of the week' in The Three Broomsticks. But his mind wasn't on his girl. He was thinking of what Lily might be planning in that sly head of hers. 'Oh well. I'm ready to take any blow from her.' He thought boastfully.

"Ohhhh JAMSIE hunny," cooed Lana in a sickly sweet voice. "Just look at my hair! Do you like it Jamsie Poo? I got it in the new hair salon down the street." James looked up distractedly. "Huh?"

"Why Jamesie, PAY MORE ATTENTION TO ME. You said you love me!" She dropped her voice seductively. "Besides, it's getting rather crowded in here. Why don't we go someplace more....private?" She batted her eyelashes.

James inwardly rolled his eyes. 'Why did I have to choose this airhead out of every girl in the school? Damn, I'd rather be here with Evans. Wait a minute. Where did that come from? Grrr, I must be tired. I need a nap."

James put on his most charming smile and said, "Well, actually Lana, I better get up to the school. Err, I don't feel to well. Yeah, that's it. Well, you should meet up with your group of airhea- um, friends. I'll see you tomorrow night. Same place, ok?" And with that she walked off giggling and James breathed a sigh off relief.

"Prongs, how was the date?" asked Remus, waggling his eyesbrows suggestively when they met up at Zonkos.

James grinned, "Nah, didn't get lucky. She was a bit of a bore actually. I might have to get rid of her earlier than the rest." Sirius laughed at that, and Peter grinned mischievously. James grinned back at him slyly, as though they were sharing a private joke.

James snatched this moment to study his friend. Peter and always been somewhat of a tag along. He wasn't as brave as the rest of the marauders. When they did pranks, he usually acted as though he had nothing to do with it. He also didn't have much confidence and looked up to his friends to stand up for him. But James had noticed a huge difference in him this year. He had much more self esteem, he was tougher, and he was definitely no longer a 'tag along'. He disappeared alone for many hours, and when his friends asked him about it, he told them that had been roaming the school. His friends swallowed it, but James was suspicious. He thought the new Peter was a bit /too/ mysterious.

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It was dinner and the Great Hall was noisy as usual. Most people were waiting for the marauders traditional dinner pranks. Little did they know, the honors would be done by someone different tonight.

"Aright people, get into position. There coming in." Lily whispered to her friends. This spell was sort of complicated because they all had to make there move at the same time,

James and his friends were walking in as usual, smirking and winking at different girls.

Lily whispered, "Infinite feminiunus!"

Andy quickly said, "One Day."

Amanda said, " Airhead girlie girl"

And Shelly topped it off with the clothes.

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James was too busy winking at girls to notice anything weird happening to them. But he did notice when the whole Great Hall burst out in uncontrollable fits of laughter.

James looked over to the Slytherin table to see if anyone had been pranked that day. 'Nope, no one. Gosh, I feel so weird.....'

Suddenly Sirius started cracking up. "Prongs, nice look!" he shouted over the laughter.

'Huh?' James thought curiously. He pulled out his mirror. Sure enough, he uncontrollably messy hair had grown past his shoulders. His features were more feminine. Slowly but surely, he was turning into a girl!

He looked at his friends and his mouth dropped open. Sirius's usually long dark brown hair came down to his waist. He looked exactly like Andy! Remus was with Madame Pomphery (His time of the month) so he didn't have to go through this. Peter's blond hair grew shoulder length. And they were all wearing pink dresses.

"Oh my, like, GOSH. Look at all of you! You all, like, look like me!" James blubbered stupidly.

'Hang on, since when did I start using the word 'like'?' James'mind screamed, but there was nothing he could do about his behavior.

His friends had run up to different guys and started snogging them, much to there own horror. But Lily had something much worse in store for James Potter.

'Ohhh,' James thought miserably. 'My stomach feels weird!'

"Excuse me, girl, you got something red in the back of your dress," sniped a snotty 7th year Ravenclaw, passing James.

"Like, thank you," he called shrilly, then clapped his hands over his mouth and groaned, realizing what was on the dress. 'Evans, you are sooo dead. You went too far on this trick.'

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'Avery,"

"Y-yes Master?"

"Is she stationed where I asked for her to be?"

"No Master, please forgive me. She will be there tomorrow."

"Tut, tut Avery. You must learn to have things done when I want them done."

"Master, I,"

"CRUCIO!"

A high, cackling laughter sounded, and a screamed pierced the air.

"Tomorrow, it will happen. Tomorrow with be the start of the many horrors that follows. She will be strong, and no one will resist her. Tomorrow the grave will open, once again."

Thanks to everyone who reviewed. Your wondering what the end of my story meant? It's all in the next chapter people!! So please r/r and I will update. Thanks.

Maryam