Chapter 4: Construction Elves

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This is kinda goofy, but I hope you enjoy reading this as much as I enjoyed writing it.

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"Shouldn't we tell the others what we've just seen?" Scott asked.

"No vey! This is our mission!" Kurt retorted, "Come on."

Kurt seized Scott's wrist and teleported to the floor. The twelve tiny elves were walking outside, into the courtyard. Kurt and Scott made it a point to follow at a distance, so that the elves would remain unaware of their presence. When they reached the center of the courtyard, Kurt and Scott's mouths dropped as they witnessed the angelic fountain rise into the air, revealing a tunnel.

"Does The Professor know about this?" Kurt whispered.

"Dude, I don't think anyone knows about this." Scott replied.

As the little men began to enter the underground tunnel a series of tiny voices started to sing the song:

"Wee are the con-struc-tion elves,

Wee fix the Xavier House,

And they don't even have a clue,

Ha, ha , ha,

You'd think they'd know what goes on,

In their mansion home,

But not even the bald guy's got a clue.

Scott and Kurt looked at each bewildered as the elves continued their high-pitched chant.

"Are ve in a Disney movie or vhat? Kurt asked.

"You've got me. But, dude, you really need to stop insulting your family."

Kurt narrowed his golden eyes at Scott and replied, "It's no longer funny. Maybe the first time....no, not even the first time! It's old!"

The pair continued after the elves into the dim tunnel as Kurt stuck out his tongue in annoyance at Scott. They made their way by listening to the shrill voices sing their repetitive song for what seemed like an hour. Muddy water splashed at their ankles and soaked their shoes. Night sounds filled their ears, adding an eerie feel to their journey. Finally, they glimpsed a patch of light in the distance and the elves' silhouettes disappeared from the tunnel.

Scott and Kurt's jaws dropped as the Brotherhood House came into view. The tiny men marched over to the door and Kurt grinned as three of them stacked on each other's shoulder to reach the door.

"No way. They're working for the enemy." Scott said angrily. "They must be wiring our house with explosives, in an attempt to kill us all!! Ha hahahaha! Scott yelled as his hands flew in the air.

"Scott, get a hold of yourself." Kurt shouted back as he grabbed Scott by the shoulders and shook him violently.

"I knew it! I just knew it! Lance is behind it all! Everyone mocked me, but I knew it was true. Alvers was behind it all! Jean was always telling me that I needed to lighten up but I knew it then and I know it now. He is secretly plotting my demise, along with those flying hamsters of doom. You have to watch out for them.....them and their explosive coconuts!"

"Flying hamsters of doom?" Kurt mouthed in confusion, "I knew if you didn't chill out you'd snap and drive yourself mad someday."

"Hurry the elves are getting away." Scott yelled as he made a mad dash for the front door.

The elves were already in the house when Kurt bamfed to the entrance. Scott was halfway up the stairs but the elves had yet to notice their presence. Cyclops caught sight of the little men and crept after them into an open door.

Kurt hurried after his clinically-insane buddy with a sigh and jumped as Scott ran out the door and nearly knocked him over.

"Dude, you do not want to go in there." Scott said with a look of shock.

"Scott, are you back, man? Do you know anything of hamsters or coconuts?" Kurt narrowed his eyes, suspiciously.

"Coconuts, hamsters? What?" Scott asked his eyebrows arched.

"Whatever you saw must have brought you back to reality."

"Kurt, you REALLY don't want to go in there"

"Now that you said that I've got to." Kurt said as he bamfed into the room

What he saw would stay with him forever.

The little men from the mansion, or at least the last one, was crawling into a giant black hole. Kurt watched the tiny feet kicking and squirming, fighting to get into the opening. Kurt stepped back, trying to analyze what he was seeing.

The darkness of the room provided little light, but just enough for a mutant named Nightcrawler to make out a bed and a hill of sheets. The little man was gone now, forever lost to a realm only known as . . . . . . . . . . . . .

THE BLOB'S ANUS!!!!!!! Music Sounds - Dun Dun Dunn!!!!!

The End!

This chapter was a little crazy, even for me, but I thought it was funny. I had something, and I decided to work with it.

EPILOGUE:
Kurt and Scott left the mansion that day and NEVER, NEVER told anyone of what they had seen. They decided to take The Professor's advice and just leave some things alone. Some things are just better that way.