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A/n: sorry it took me kind of a while to update. Hehehe. Thanks to everyone who reviewed.
Chapter 3: Vegeta's Secret part 1: Pop goes the booby! (Get it Vegeta's secret, Victoria's secret he he ha ha ha I'm so cheesy!
It was what Vegeta had been dreading since Bulma's announcement. He knew he would have to get a bra. When he walked his breasts would bounce around and get in his way and Bulma told him that this was one of the only way to have support.
He grunted as he put on a baggy black sweatshirt that helped to prevent from showing his chest and he also wore a pair of baggier jeans. He really didn't want to wear this silly 'human attire' but he would have to if he wanted to keep his feminine figure hidden.
Bulma then suddenly burst through the door. "Hurry up Vegeta! I want to get there before there's a big crowd. You can ogle at your boobs later!" She turned from the door frame and started to walk downstairs. Vegeta groaned and slammed the door behind him. I'm going to miss a whole damn day of training to go to the damn mall and look for those damn bras in a damn store with damn humans all over with that damn woman!
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Bulma and Vegeta soon arrived at the mall. Vegeta had wanted to fly there but Bulma insisted that they took a car. Vegeta figured they would be doing much more shopping then just for him. Bulma dragged him around the mall until she made it to her destination.
"Here it is, Vegeta." She said pointing toward the store. "We should be able to find plenty of bras for you here!" Vegeta looked over to where she was pointing.
"Who's Victoria?" Bulma just rolled her eyes. She wasn't sure if that question came from his sarcasm, lack of shopping experience, or stupidity. She grabbed onto his wrist and pulled him into the store despite whatever Vegeta was cogitating about.
Bulma had immediately started searching through a rack of bras and other undergarments, completely oblivious to Vegeta's presence. He started making grunting noises and breathing heavily to try and keep her attention on him but it wasn't working.
Vegeta started to walk around the store. He looked in disgust and amazement as to how many teenage boys stood outside the store's entrance staring in a trance and drooling at the pictures on half naked women.
He started sauntering around the store looking at the different, strange, garments hanging from the racks. Some he knew his onna would look deliciously luscious in. There was one garment that had caught his eye. It was a bar that looked as if there were a pair of breasts already occupying them. He walked over to this strange bra and poked it. He felt the liquid inside of it. Vegeta suddenly became curious as to what this liquid was. He profusely started poking at it, harder and harder until... POP! The bra had sprung a leak and was squirting water out getting everything wet that was directly in front of it. Vegeta smirked with amusement and looked over at his onna who was giving him deathly glares and a scowl spread across her face that could almost compete with his, almost.
Bulma furiously stomped over to Vegeta and to the rack of bras. Trying not to get wet she turned the bra around so it would face the wall, hoping no one noticed. She turned to face her husband with a scowl on her face.
"Vegeta you idiot!" She mouthed trying to keep it a whisper. "What are you doing!?" Bulma rolled her eyes and looked away for a second. "Let's try these on and get out of here okay..."
"Uh...What did you say?" Between trying to drown her out and watching the two girls just outside the store go at it; he hadn't heard a word she said.
Bulma bellowed as loud as she could. "I SAID YOU ARE GOING TO TRY THESE BRAS ON RIGHT NOW!"
- * Only crickets can be heard in the background *
"Damnit woman! Can you be any louder!? Now the whole universe probably knows that the Saiya-jin no Ouji has his very own set of boobs! And not from an onna but one's that are actually apart of his body!"
"Do you really think I care?" Bulma just rolled her eyes once again and sighed. "Come on let's go try these on." She grabbed Vegeta's wrist and dragged him to the dressing room as bystanders and other customers looked on in bewilderment at the sight they had just seen.
A/n: so what did you think. I thought Veggie was a bit OOC but me not care. Part 2 will be Vegeta's adventures in trying to put on the bra. Oh the horror. On March 26th was my birthday. Yay! Happy Birthday to me. You are no longer reading the work of a 13-year-old but a spiffilicious 14-year-old.
I hope to get the next chapter out sooner. heheh
One more thing, I have this one fic out that isn't doing so hot with reviews. It's called The Bet. It's a k/18 but it's much different then most of them. (yes this shameless plug is me wallowing in self pity) If you like the K/18 coupling pretty please with chocolate covered Kuririns on top along with an extra helping of Krillin (hey Kuririn and Krillin are the same person hehehe) review the fic please. Those who do I shall put you in my book of spiffilicious people. It's a real honor hehe.
All right I'll stop rambling now. Please review.
