!!!!!Minor OOC Alert. !!!!

So this is the weirdest fic, I have ever written. I usually write death fics.

But not this time. This time I used Glam rock, and Hp. This scares me sort

of. I got the idea for the fic, when me and emilejcgrant were at the ice rink,

skating around and talking about glam rock, and the wonderful fic "Fairy

boys" by Mieko. Thanks so much for that fic.

Summary: it's Voldemort glitter, with lucius.... Rating: pg 13 for slash , and

snogging.

Lucius Worst Nightmare.

Lucius laid down in his bed, and pulled the cover up to his chin. He had

another tiring day. First he had helped in killing a mudblood. Which he had to

admit was very fun, but the rest was very tiring. He sighed, and rolling onto

his side, fell fast asleep.

***

Lucius got out of bed, and walked over to the closet. He opened it up,

and tried to decide what to wear today. He choose a nice shirt, and black

pants. He then Pulled his black death eater cloak from the closet and shut it.

Then he walked to the door, and headed out into the wizarding world. He

jumped onto his broom, and flew to their meeting place.

"Master" he bowed. "Lucius my favorite death eater, do stand up" hissed

Voldemort. Lucius obeying his master stood up. "what is your wish today?"

asked Lucius " Oh, I do not know, but take the death eaters somewhere, and

be back within an hour."

"Yes master, I will do that. Hey slugs, come on we are leaving, the master

wishes it."

The death eaters climbed onto their broomsticks, and took off.

After going to hogshead, and having "fun" they returned. "Master were

are you," called Lucius, "we are back." "Send them away, " hissed Voldemort.

"Ok, well you heard him, get out of here," yelled Lucius to his other death

eaters. After they left, and Lucius was the only one around, Voldemort

stepped out, almost from no were. But he didn't look like Voldemort, he

wasn't wearing his black cloak. Instead he was wearing ... arse hugging

flares, and a tight T-shirt, with David Bowie pictured on the front. Glitter

was sprinkled acrosed his face, and he was wearing eyeliner. Lucius rubbed

his eyes, hoping it was all just an illusion. Voldemort stepped closer to him. "

I told you, you were my favorite, but am I yours?" asked Voldemort

"Um..Um.." Lucius did not want to upset his master, but he wasn't Lucius

favorite person, especially not right now. " Um well, I guess so," said Lucius.

"Great, come here then.." Lucius stepped in closer to Voldemort, and now

both were touching faces. Voldemort leaned in and snogged Lucius. Lucius,

not wanting to displease his master, snogged him back. It was wired Lucius

was half discussed by it, and half enjoying it. " Haha" Voldemort pulled back

from the kiss, "that was great. I never knew you were such a good kisser."

Lucius blushed slightly, " um thanks master." "Stop calling me that it's

Voldemort." "Yes Voldemort."

***

Lucius woke up in a panic, he was sweating, and panting heavily "That was

the scariest dream in the world." He rolled over and hugged his wife too him.

But it wasn't his wife. He screamed. Voldemort was lying right next to him,

glitter still covering his face. Voldermort rolled over " Good morning love,

last night was....fun," he snickered. Lucius rolled over, and tired not to think

anymore.

disclaimer: I don't own Harry potter series, or anything from it. I also don't

own David bowie :dies: ^.^ sorry for doing this to you guys, but I wanted to

try writing a humor fic, didn't turn out all that well though. okie so please

r/r thanks.