Serina: Hello again!! Thank you all my fabulous reviewers!! BloodiedAngel you are on my favorite list w/ Yami Chip and others!!

Mia: Unfortunately, Serina needs your help!

Serina: Yah! I'm fresh out of ideas.....

Y/B: NOOOOOOO!!! I want more!!! Must have more!!!!

Seto: HALLELUYA! (a/n: can't spell so all you English teachers better leave)

English teachers:*do as their told *

Y/s (my yami): Grrrrr.DRAGON OF THE DARKNESS FLAME!!! (a/n: Hiei's trademark move!! don't own...)

Seto & the teachers: X________X *meep*

Mia: Poor brother. N E ways look if you wanna help Serina, just clap your hands!! (a/n: I don't own Peter Pan)

All: 0____0UUU

Mia: For real this time, just e-mail your ideas to her and you can even get your own name put in the story!!

Serina: I know this isn't much of a chapter but please bare with me..I just ate raw chicken! (a/n:I'm not kidding! Damn you Sonny's!!

Disclaimer: I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh!, Dr.Suess, the name "Sex Raptor", or The Wizard of Oz.

*Last we left Yugi and his grandpa..*

Yugi: AAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!! MY BEAUTIFUL HAT!!! (a/n: in case you don't know, that red & black thing, yup, it's a hat)

Grandpa:*looking for his leg*

Tea:*walks in wrapped in bandages* (read ch1) Hey Yugi did y- *is cut off because Yugi runs into her extinguishing the flame on him but making her catch on fire*

Yugi: YAY! *hugs his scorched hat*And don't you ever EVER worry mommy about you again!

Hat: Yes momma! I love you! *kisses Yugi*

Tea:*screaming like mini me* EEEEEEEEEEEE!

*Meanwhile at Duelist Kingdom...*

Pegusus:*walks up to Rex Raptor* Are you my mother??

Sex Raptor: No boy! I aint yo momma! Hey,wait a sec! My name's not "Sex Raptor"!!!!

Serina: *poofs out of nowhere* Oops, typo!

Some Rex Fan: Or is it??? *flutters eyelashes*

Serina: SICK!!!

Rex: What? So a girl likes me!

Serina: That's not a girl Rex..that's Weevil Underwood!!

SRF:*takes off costume* I LOVE YOU!!!!!

Rex: AAAAAAH! *runs away*

Weevil: Damn.

*Back at Seto's place*

Mokuba:*hears some disturbing noises upstairs* What the hell is brother up to??

*Above him, he can hear Seto's voice...*

Seto: Ohhhhhhhhhhh! YES! MMMMMMMMMM... Ohhhhhhhh! Sooooooooo delicious!! MMMMMM!!

*Mokuba goes upstairs to find.*

Seto: YES! I LOVE YOU MY BEAUTIFUL CHEESE PIZZA!! MUHHAHAHAHHAHAAA!!

Mokuba: o____oUUUUUUU

*At the game shop.*

Grandpa: Yay! I found my leg!!

Tea:*off somewhere still on fire* EEEEEEEEEEEE!!

Yugi: Ummmm.hey Yami!

Yami: Yea??

Yugi: Lets go see what Joey & Tristan are up to?

Yami: Hell, why not??

*So Yami & Yugi go to the hospital* (Tristan was electrocuted.remember??)

Yami: *standing right outside of Tristan's room* Do you hear that??

Yugi: Hear what??

Yami: *hears someone screaming* That voice!!

Yugi: Sounds like, like Marik!!

*Both rush in to see Marik whacking Tristan with a chair*

Marik: AND DON'T YOU EVER *whack* EVER *whack* EVER *whack whackity whack* GO NEAR MY SISTER AGAIN YOU PERVERTED PIN HEAD*whack*! *chair breaks*

Isis: *crying* Thank you *sniff* brother *sniff* *kicks Tristan in the nuts*

Medical machine thingy: *blip, blip, BEEEEEEEEEEEEP*

Tristan: X________________________________X

All except Tristan: *singing* DING DONG THE WITCH IS DEAD! WHICH WITCH? THE WICKED WITCH! DING DONG THE WICKED WITCH IS DEAAAAAAD!

All: *stop singing*

Yami: What happened anyways??

Isis: Weeeeelllll...

*FLASHBACK*

Isis: Hi Tristan! I got you some flowers!

Tristan: Thank you.

Marik: Can we leave now???

Isis: No Marik! Be patient! My G-EEK!! *is groped by Tristan*

Marik: "GEEK"?? *looks at Tristan* YOU!!!!!

*END FLASHBACK*

Yami: Oh...

Tristan: X___________________X

Joey: Where is the author of this ficcy??

Serina: *poofs in* Here!!

Joey: Hmmmmmmmm.if I was an author, where would I go...

Serina: JOEY! YOU IDIOTIC, ASSHOLE!!

Mia: *not here* Joey is not an asshole!!

Joey: Oh there you are Serina!!

All except Joey: *anime fall*

Marik: MY LOVE!!!! *clings to Serina's legs*

Serina: AWWWWWW. ^___________________^

Yami: "AWWWWWW"?? What's so cute about Marik??

Serina: Dunno. He just. is.

Marik: *curled up in a ball like a kitten*

All except Y/M: AWWWW.^________________^

Y/M: -_____-UUUUUU

*At Ryou's house.*

Y/B: *making chain letters to threaten the world* MUHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA *cough hack cough*

Ryou: *looks at screen* YAMI BAKURA!!!!

*The screen reads.*

Hello mortal being. I am your father and if you don't send this letter to 200 idiots in the next 2 minutes, your ass will get so big it will not only be hard to carry around but it will attract every single boy and girl to sexually harass you. Thanks and please remember, "No big ass isn't sexually harassed!"

Ryou: *cursing in british* %&*# $@* &%& $#@!!!

Y/B: Uh oh! *meep* AAHHHHH! *jumps out a window*

Ryou: Works every time! Hahhahahaa!

*So using Y/B screen name he typed up MORE chain letters.*

Do you want to be a millionaire?? Well I'm Bill Gates and if you forward this to 9,000 of your buddies within 22 seconds you'll get a t-shirt and a nickel! Send this to 10,000 people in 10 seconds and you'll get your own herd of insane, perverted cows! Send this to 8,000,000,000 people in 3 seconds and you'll get an army of Strip-me-Pegasus chibis! Send this to Seto Kaiba and you get.$1.62! As for me. I'm a millionaire! See how easy that was?? Now if you delete this e-mail you'll fall into a pile of poo and be peed on by a rabid Mai! ^___^

Serina: Whaddya think??

Seto: I think it sux.

Y/s: SETO JAMES KAIBA

Seto: DON'T CALL ME THAT!!

Serina: ^____^UUU R&R PLEASE!!