Hi-hi, it's the IY SLEEPOVER FIC! YAY! I know, I posted this reeeeeeeeeeeeal soon after the first chapter, but its not my fault! Must... post.... story... on... FF.net... *Drooling* .... yah. Okay.

Disclaimer: Why? Why can't I own this? It's so unfair! You've killed my dream! WAAAAH!!!!!

~*Last Time!*~

Kagome: Well, time to play Twister!

~*As we go on...*~

Say/Sesshy: ...

CIF: *Pulls Twister spinner and mat out of nowhere* Who wants to be spinner, Fruity?

Fruity: NOOO, I wanna PLAAAY!!!

CIF: *Eyes turning red* What was that?

Fruity: Okay, okay, I'll do it... *Grumbling*

CIF: *Eyes back to normal* Good! Everyone BUT FRUITY on the mat! *Smirking*

Fruity: *Shooting unseen death glares at CIF. Spinning spinner* Right hand blue...

Everyone but Fruity and Inu: *Putting their right hand on blue*

Fruity: Left hand green...

*This goes on for about an hour until - *

Inu: *Still groggy from the shot* Ohhh... HEY WHAS GOIN ON?!

Everyone but Inu: *Falling down off the mat*

Kagome: INUYASHA!!! What'd you do that for?!?!

Inu: *Still groggy* Wha'd I do?

Rin: *Pulling herself out from under Fruity* Ouch. I got a scratch... *Crying again*

Everyone but Shippo: *Oblivious to Rin's tears*

Shippo: It's okay, Rin-chan... *Akwardly patting her head*

Rin: *Immediately stops crying ^_^ (a/n: aww, ain't that cute?)*

Sango: You ruined our game of Twister! *Throwing boomerang at him* WHAP!!!

Inu: @_@ ... but... I didn't do anything...

Miroku: Wow, I didn't get smacked or hit with the boomerang! ^__^

Sango: Oh, no, you're not getting off that easy!!! *Smashing Miroku over the head with her boomerang*

Miroku: But I actually didn't do anything this time! @_@

Sango: ^___^ I don't need a reason to hit a lech like you!

Sesshy: I WON!!!

Sayso: NO, I DID!!!

Sesshy: DID NOT!!!

Sayso: DID TOO!!!

CIF: For claiming to hate the game, they sure are getting into it.

Fruity: Yeah...

Sesshy: DID NOT!!!

Sayso: DID TOO!!!

Sesshy: DID NOT!!!

Sayso: I STAYED UP A SECOND MORE THAN YOU!!!

Fruity: Botha you SHUT UP!!! It... eh... IT WAS A TIE!!! *Thinking* Actually, Shippo won, but what they don't know, won't hurt them. Besides, I want to live to see another day... -_-"

Sayso: I HEARD THAT, YOU BITCH!!!

CIF: Now, now, Sayso, no need to swear. There are children present. *Motioning towards Rin and Shippo*

Sayso: SHUT UP, ASSHOLE!!!

Rin: *Eyes getting bigger and bigger*

CIF: Now, now, Rin-chan, its all right. Come over here.

Rin: *Coming over and sitting in CIF's lap*

CIF: *Covering Rin's ears*

Fruity: O.o But... but... how did she hear me?

Sayso: I CAN READ MINDS, IDIOT, REMEMBER?! *Turning to Shippo* DAMN YOU, SHIPPO!!!

Fluffy - I mean, Sesshy ^_^: ... you mean... to tell me... THAT LITTLE F-

*There are technical difficulties. Please stand by*

*Channel changes and shows an anime with a little boy of five or six in a pair of overalls running down a dirt road. The boy has long, silvoury hair, purple markings on his face, a crescent moon on his forehead, and a large, fluffy, white tail hanging over his shoulder. Finally, he reaches his house and goes up to his room, where he grabs an action figure*

Little boy: *Sweet, innocent smile on his face while playing with action figure* Hm hm hm hm hm...

Announcer: Ah, the innocence of children...

Little boy: *Eyes suddenly turn red and his hair spikes out. Fur appears all over his body* He he he... *ripping action figure's head off*

Announcer: ... gone bad.

*Shows different scenes of the little boy slashing through everything in his room with his claws, stepping on an ant, knocking down a building, and throwing his fork on the floor*

Announcer: Coming July 9th...

SESSHOMARU - THE YOUKAI CHILD

based on a true story

RATED PG-13 Violence and Language

*Now, back to your program*

Sesshy: - WON?!?

Sesshy/Sayso: *Chasing Shippo* I'M GONNA KILL YOU!!!

Shippo: *Running away* Kagome, HELP!!! AAAHHH!!!

Rin: *Burying her face into Kagome and sobbing* My new friend is going to get hurt! Help Shippo-san please?

Kagome: There, there, he'll be fine... *Thinking* But what can I do? *Talking again* MY BOW AND ARROWS!!!

Inu: Please... you couldn't hit a rock with your skills.

Kagome: Grr... SIT!!!

Inu: *Pummeling to the floor* @_@

Rin: Is Inu-san okay?

Kagome: ^__^ Don't worry about him, Rin-chan. He's just a baka.

Rin: Yes... what's a baka?

Kagome: -_-" Forget it. *Pulling out bow and arrows and aiming. Bow and arrows immediately disappear, along with Inu and Sesshy's swords and Miroku's staff*

Kagome/Inu (Sesshy's too busy chasing Shippo to notice): HEY!!! What happened?!

CIF: ^_^ There will be no violence in this fic, so I took away your weapons except for Sango's Hiraikotsu and Kagome's 'sit' powers, which are both used to deliver the well-deserved punishment of two bakas... though one of them is THE CUTEST THING ON THE PLANET!!! *Rushing over to the still tied-up Inu and smelling his hair and rubbing his ears*

Inu: ...

Mir: ... but... why did I get my staff taken away?

CIF: BECAUSE YOU CAN HIT PEOPLE WITH IT, RETARD!!!

Mir: Yes mam.

Sango: Wow, how'd you do that, CIF-chan?

CIF: Well, although smashing him over the head with things is fun, it doesn't do much. As your future husband, you need to show him who's in charge.

Sango: Yeah, maybe you're right... WAIT A MINUTE, FUTURE HUSBAND?!?!

Mir: ^__^ Why, my dear Sango, I'm flattered. I had no idea of the extent of your feelings for me. *Moving his hand a bit too far up her stomach, if you know what I mean*

Sango: Snap out of YOUR dream world, PERVERT!!! *Raising the boomerang*

CIF: Ah, ah, ah, Sango-san...

Sango: Oh, yeah... YOU EVER TOUCH ME IN A RESTRICTED AREA AGAIN AND YOU'RE DEAD, GOT IT?!? *NOW throwing the boomerang at him*

Miroku: @_@ *Nodding obediently*

Sango: Hey, that really works!!!

CIF: Of course it does. Another one of my ingenius plots to keep Inuyasha around...

Kagome: Grr...

Inu: *Squirming towards the door still in the ropes*

CIF: MOVE ONE INCH FURTHER, INU-CHAN, AND I'LL MAKE YOUR A LIFE A LIVING NIGHTMARE!!!

Inu: *Immediately squiggling back to his original spot* Damn you, CIF...

CIF: ^_^

Sayso/Sesshy: NOW WE'VE GOT YOU!!!

Sayso: *Holding Shippo down* Ready, Sesshomaru?

Sesshy: Ready! NOW YOU DIE!!! *Reaching for his sword but finding nothing but air*

Sayso: WHAT THE HELL?!?!

Sesshy: I'LL JUST STRANGLE HIM WITH MY BARE HANDS!!!

Shippo: NOOOO!!!!

Oh, the horror! The violence! The cheese! Wait.... never mind. Anyways. Wasn't that a WONDERFUL chapter? *Sobbing* IT'S SO BEAUTIFUL!!! *Sees all the people staring* Um, that's enough.... okay. Yeah. Byezerz!!!!

CIF: *Still trying to kill cricket* DIE! DIE! DIE!

Mir: Shouldn't you try to stop her?

Sayso: There's only one way to do that...

Sayso/Fruity: INUYASHA!!!

1/2 hour later

Inu: *Squiggling over in his ropes* What do you want?

CIF: *Stops beating cricket to death and runs over to Inuyasha with big sparkly eyes* INUYASHA!!! *Starts hugging him so tight he can't breathe.

Inu: *Turning blue* Can't... breathe...

Miroku: Is he gonna be okay?

Fruity: Don't worry, she'll let him go before he suffocates. She always does.

Sango: That's comforting.

Rin: I'm scared of the insane CIF-san. Can we go home now, Sess-sama? (It's shorter than Sesshomaru-sama which is too long! DON'T BUG ME!!!)

Sesshy: Very unfortunately, we cannot leave until CIF releases us.

Inu: *Breaking free from CIF* YOU MEAN WE'RE PRISONERS HERE?!?

Sayso: Basically, yes.

Inu: ...