When DBZ Meets Sonic ************************************************************************ Here it is, Chapter 3. SoRrY fOr ThE dElAy. What awaits Sonic and co. when the next DBZ character drops by Trunks' home? Read and find out! ************************************************************************

Chapter 3: MeSsEd Up ChApTeR

The morning went by with the Sonic gang, the two half-Saiyan boys, and Vegeta sleeping. About 2:00 in the afternoon, Shadow woke up and started to play 'Sonic the Hedgehog 3' on 'Mega Collection'. After a minute, Shadow yawned and turned off the Game Cube. "The faker's OLD games aren't as good as he says they are." Shadow said to himself as he went to the kitchen and got some Frosted Flakes. Shadow sat down at the table and put a spoon full of the oh-so-frosted cereal in his mouth. O_O "WOW, THEY ARE GRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAT!"

Amy walked into the room and rubbed her eyes, "'Morning Shadow."

Shadow swallowed his second spoonful of cereal and turned to Amy, "It's 2:05 in the afternoon Amy."

"Whatever," Amy yawned. "I always consider whatever time when I wake up as the morning. And if it's afternoon, I consider it morning for ten minutes."

-_- "You're a freak Amy.." Shadow said dully. "Especially because you like the faker."

Amy put Shadow into a headlock, "HOW DARE YOU CALL SONIC A FAKER YOU STUPID TEST TUBE FREAK!!!"

BlackDragon walked into the kitchen and grabbed a granola bar from the counter. "Shadow..." BlackDragon said in a you-should-know-better-by- now way. "You should know better than to call Sonic 'faker' in front of Amy."

"Help... Me.." Shadow gasped as the parts of his face not covered in black fur turned purple.

"But," BlackDragon said with a grin, "this is better than WWE."

"HELP.. ME.." Shadow said, the black fur on his face actually draining of color, turning gray.

"Let go of him Amy," BlackDragon said, suddenly strict.

"NEVER!!!" Amy shouted. "HE CALLED MY SONIC A FAKER!!!"

"LET GO OF SHADOW!" BlackDragon yelled.

"NO!" Amy screamed.

"Help. me." Shadow gasped as his eyes rolled back into his head.

"AMY, LET HIM GO RIGHT THIS INSTANT!!!!" BlackDragon bellowed.

Amy turned her back to BlackDragon and her head turned backwards, her eyes rolled back into her head, and the white was bloodshot. "NEVER!" Amy said like a possessed person. "I SHAL HAVE HIS SOUL!"

O_o BlackDragon pulled a cross out of his pocket and held it toward Amy. "DIE DEMON DIE!" The demon in Amy screamed as though being burnt at the stake and Amy's body dropped to the floor. X_X

Shadow stood, swaying, for a moment then fell to the floor on top of Amy. X_X

BlackDragon finished his granola bar and walked back to the living room and played Sonic Adventure DX. BlackDragon unlocked the first mini- game and started playing it while everyone else slept. As BlackDragon beat the mini-game, Vegeta woke up.

"I wanna play," Vegeta said quietly as he sat next to BlackDragon.

"Sure," BlackDragon said as he handed Vegeta the Game Cube controller to Vegeta.

As Vegeta played Sonic Adventure DX, his cheeks became rosy and he had a big, boy like grin on his face, and his eyes were sparkling with glee. BlackDragon looked at Vegeta with his eyes wide in humor.

"Dude," BlackDragon said slowly to Vegeta, "it's just a game."

"Shut up whoever the heck you are," Vegeta said like a zombie.

'Uh-oh... I must've over done it with the bouncing ferret act.. The owners of DBZ are gonna kill me.' BlackDragon thought. BlackDragon waved his hands in front of Vegeta's face. Vegeta didn't blink.

The rest of the people woke up one by one, and Trunks was trying to yank the Game Cube controller away from his dad, but it didn't budge. After a half hour of Trunks yanking on the controller, the doorbell rang. No one answered the door, and whoever was at the door rang over, and over.

After twenty times of the bell ringing, a loud voice sounded, yelling "ANSWER THE BLIPPING DOOR YOU MORONS!!!!"

"Hey Vegeta," BlackDragon said as he stood between the TV and Vegeta. "Aren't you going to answer the door?"

"Get out of my way," Vegeta said zombie like again and pushed BlackDragon away.

"Fine," BlackDragon said as he headed for the hallway, "I'll answer the door." BlackDragon pulled open the door to reveal Goku, who was playing the 'Power Puff Girls' game on the GBA.

Goku noticed that BlackDragon had opened the door and quickly put away his Game Boy. "AH!!! MONSTER!!" Goku screamed like a little girl when he noticed BlackDragon's realistic mask. "KILL THE MONSTER!!!" Goku yelled like a brave soldier.

"NOO!!!" BlackDragon yelled as Goku powered up the Kamehameha Wave. "I'm not a monster."

Goku let the energy blast die out and he straightened up and had a sudden smile upon his face, "Good enough for me! So, who are you, monster-looking- dude-that's-not-a-monster?"

"I'm the." BlackDragon started to say he was the author of the fic, but decided to freak out Goku. "I'm Kid Buu, I've come back to life, and I'm going to kill you all!"

Goku clapped his hands to the sides of his head and screamed like a little girl again and fainted X_X. BlackDragon zapped Goku in the chest by shooting electricity out of his hands. Goku jumped up and went into his fighting stance. "DIE BUU DIE!!!"

-_-. "... You're so gullible Goku." BlackDragon said dully. "I'M NOT BUU!!!" BlackDragon shouted as he narrowly dodged a punch from Goku.

"OK, good enough for me!" Goku said, suddenly smiling again ^_^. "So, can I come in, Mr.-monster-looking-guy-who-says-he's-not-a-monster-and-then-says- he's-Buu-but-then-says-I'm-gullible-and-that-he's-not-buu?"

".Right.?" BlackDragon said. "Go right on in."

Goku went inside and headed into a room where there was nothing but the villains he'd defeated during the DBZ series in there. Kid Buu was twice as strong as before and all the others were just as strong as Kid Buu.

All the villains: "DIE GOKU DIE!!!!" All the villains do a doggy pile on Goku

BlackDragon walks in, "YAY!!! GWDBZWF (Galaxy Wide Dragon Ball Z Wrestling Federation) !"

All the villains and Goku shoot energy blasts at BlackDragon.

BlackDragon blocked all the blasts with his author-based-magic. "OH!" He said with a laugh. "So you all want to rumble with the big BlackDragon, huh?" BlackDragon jumped in and put Raditz into a figure for leg lock while making himself stronger than Kid Buu. Within seconds, Raditz tapped out. Then BlackDragon took each of the villains out, one by one. Then a referee ran in and handed BlackDragon a platinum championship belt that said 'GWDBZWF Galaxy Champion' "I WIN!!!" BlackDragon ran around the room in triumph.

"So," BlackDragon said to Goku an hour later, after he'd finished the victory laps around the lair of the villains, "Why're you here Goku?"

"I came to bring Goten some clothes," Goku said as he pulled out a gym bag.

'Geeze.. He comes here to give his son a bag of clothes and he ends up in a royal rumble match.' BlackDragon thought.

Goku and BlackDragon entered the living room to find Vegeta out-cold on the floor and Trunks and Sonic facing each other in Sonic Adventure 2. The whole Sonic gang cheered for sonic, except for Shadow, and Goten cheered for Trunks. "GO TRUNKS GO!!!" "GO SONIC GO!!!" Goku walked in and sat down on the couch next to Trunks and leaned in front of him.

"Hey there, Trunks!" Goku was in the way of Trunks' view of the TV.

"GET OUT OF MY WAY GOKU!!!!" Trunks yelled in frustration of not seeing what to do.

"Why?" Goku said. "What am I in the way of?"

"I CAN'T SEE THE TV!!!"

"Well, why d'you need to see the TV?"

Trunks didn't answer, he just raised his hand and blasted Goku's head off. BlackDragon moved the headless body of Goku to the corner of the room and used his author powers to make the head come back. Goku jumped up and ran over to Goten.

"Hi there son!" Goku said as he hugged Goten.

"Hi there daddy!" Goten said as he returned the hug to his father. An hour passed of the process of 'Hi there son' and 'hi there daddy' and the hugging and Goku and Goten broke apart.

"Here's the clothing that your-witch-like-mother-who-bosses-me,- who-is- actually-the-strongest-man-alive-but-is-still-pushed-around-by-her,-told-me- to-bring-to-you." Goku said as he thrust the gym bag into Goten's arms. "Now, I must go and leave so that I may be pushed around be my wife some more. BYE ALL!"

Goku left the house. The whole room erupted into applause.

Trunks stood up and kicked BlackDragon in the shins, "WHY'D YOU HAVE TO BRING THAT BIG IDIOT BACK TO LIFE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!"

"Well," BlackDragon said as he rubbed his shins, "The owners of DB/DBZ/DBGT told me that I had to return the people back to them all alive and the way that they were. And they're gonna kill me because I obviously overdid the bouncing ferret act on your dad there, and as a result, totally messing his brain up."

"Oh, OK." Trunks said as he sulked away.

And the day went on, and things got weirder and weirder for the group of the Sonic gang and the DBZ characters. The events that happened were too strange for me to repeat, so I won't even try. After more and more strangeness, and about 10,000 chilidogs, the Sonic gang prepared to leave.

"Bye guys!" Trunks, Goten, and BlackDragon said as the Sonic gang climbed into the TV, Vegeta still lying unconscious on the floor. after Sonic and co. entered their world again, BlackDragon turned to Trunks, "What happened to Vegeta?"

"I knocked him out," Trunks said in an off-hand tone.

"Oh," BlackDragon said, "fine by me."

And the three fell asleep right then.

************************************************************************ Sorry I had to end it like that readers, but it took me at least 2 weeks to finish this chapter. I guess that's what a mix of writer's block and summer school can do. But I hope you liked it anyway. No, I was never high when writing this chapter. ^_^
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