Disclaimer: I don't own LoK or its characters, but I do own this stupid
parody
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A/N: The fic you are about to read has segments taken from a game called "Soul Reaver 1". There rest of the fic was written by these idiots (Zephon and Chong appear), who, through the miracle of dressing people up like total tits (pardon my French), has transformed Kain into Raziel! Warning, this fic may be a little ridiculous!
((The scene is a shack in the middle of a jungle. Kain hates nature. Whenever Kain sees nature, he just has this unnatural urge to eat Bambi. Anyway, Kain, the lieutenants, Janos and Vorador enter the shack. Inside Janos sees his old friend: Thomas Chong))
Janos: Chong, how long has it been man!?
Chong: Wow man, you're like, blue man. That's like, psychedelic man!
Kain: Oh sh**! I'm stuck here with a greasy hippy.
Chong: Did you say Grease, man? That movie was like, music to my ears man.
Zephon: Ooh, I always wanted a hippy of my own!
Chong: Who's the green dude?
Vorador: Hey, this is a hippy right? That means hippies have drugs! I've been craving drugs!
Kain: (smacks Vorador on the head) Drugs are horrible you green, pointy- eared, perverted, diarrhea-colored freak!
Chong: (points at Kain) Hey, I'll tell you a secret ugly dude! I know this isn't immediately noticeable, but I've indulged once or twice myself, man.
Kain: (sarcastically) Fantastic.
Raziel: We're stuck with a hippy.
Kain: Shut up ingrate, I'd rather be with this hippy than you.
Raziel: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA! (that's Razzyboy's deranged version of crying. Then Raziel ran out of the room crying)
Dumah: Aw, you know how sensitive and all-around wussy that blue moron is!
Chong: (to Kain while pointing at Dumah) Hey man, you can't park your van in my house, man.
Kain: That is not a van, that is my son Dumah. Even though he's a fatass.
Chong: (giggles) Oh, so it's just a fat vampire!
(then Chong sees Gumby walk in right beside Kain)
Chong: Hey, it's the clay dude! He comes by everyday and gives me stashes man!
(Kain looks beside him and sees nothing. It's obvious Chong is seeing things)
Kain: Janos you fat ugly woman, I hate you for bringing me here. I'm getting a drink!
(so Kain goes and gets a drink. But Kain gets drunk. So while Janos and Chong are catching up on old times, Vorador's searching for porn or corn--)
Vorador: Because porn and corn rhymes! ^__^
(--perverted git. Turel is reciting poetry to a tree and Zephon is talking to a drunk Kain)
Zephon: So Chong and me can write the rest of the script?
Drunk Kain: UBER!! SUGAR SUGAR, ME NEEEEEEEEEED SUGAR! YIPPE YAY!
Zephon: Excellent.
(so the next day Kain wakes up with a horrible hangover. Everyone else had gotten drunk too. Which is probably why Rahab was lying on Kain in a rather...disturbing way. Kain punched him awake and got up)
Kain: Eeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwww!! Must take shower!
(so Kain takes a shower. A few seconds after he turns the water on, everyone else gets woken up by hearing "FU** A DONKEY!! BURNS LIKE A FU**ING BURNY THING!")
Raziel: HAHAHAHAHAAAAA! My daddy's stupid!
Melchiah: Hey, where's Zephon?
(sure enough, Zephon was missing. And so was Chong. Then Kain stalked in all burnt like a grilled steak. Quite yummy, grilled steaks. Then Zephon and Chong walk in holding costumes)
Zephon: Got the script done!
Chong: And the costumes, man!
Kain: What the hell is going on?
Zephon: No time to explain, let's just start filming!
((Kain now wishes he hadn't gotten drunk the other day. He read Zephon's truly stupid script and now Kain, who looks ugly and stupid enough without a stomach or bottom jaw, just got to look dumber. Apparently, Zephon decided it would be cool is 'Raziel' in the movie was part dachshund, so Kain as 'Raziel' had a long snout glued to his nose, big floppy ears taped to his head and a spring glued to him as a tail. The scene was outside of the Sanctuary of the Clans))
Kain: (muttering to himself) I look so g'damn stupid. I mean seriously, what's the king of Nosgoth doing looking like some stupid dog! I haven't looked this stupid since that time I got drunk and dressed up as Selphie!
Chong (as 'Elder God'): Razzy-man, I-
Kain: AHH SH**! You could at least warn me before you yell out at me!
Chong: Woah man, I'm a God! I can make stuff out of stuff! I can make Nosgoth-stock!
Kain: Please tell me the camera isn't rolling...
Dumah: (off-screen) It is!
Kain: Cripe.
(then Kain as 'Raziel' looks at the Sanctuary of the Clans set. It was covered in tye-dye)
Kain: My god! (as 'Raziel') Ahem. The Sanctuary of the Clans reduced to being the...(reads the graffiti which tells the name of the place)...Hip Pussy Dance Club! (to himself) Zephon, I'll kill you.
Chong (as 'Elder God'): Hip huh, Razzy-man?
Kain: I hate you all. (as 'Raziel') Behind these stupid looking tye-dye walls is the Pillars of Nosgoth.
(then Kain looked through a hole in the wall that wasn't supposed to be there. Through the hole he could see Raziel dressed as Kain dancing erotically on a pillar. After a few seconds, Raziel finally noticed Kain)
Raziel: Oh sh**!
(then Raziel ran away. Then Kain went back to saying his lines)
Kain (as 'Raziel'): How stupid the Sanctuary appeared compared to its former glory. It used to be a place of great respect, but now it was a place of great...hmm, how about saying that this place was now a retreat for whores? Yeah, that'd be right.
Chong (as 'Elder God'): That and a pretty sweet place for a joint Razzy- man!
Kain: I hate everything. (as 'Raziel') Besides, what the hell happened here anyway?
Chong (as 'Elder God'): While you were gone, hippies invaded and they easily won. They would go around and eat all the food, spray paint about peace and love and stole all the toilet paper.
Kain (as 'Raziel'): Stealing toilet paper?
Chong (as 'Elder God'): Then one of the leading hippy vampires gave Kain a diarrhea- inducing pill, so Kain had to give into demands and now hippies scourge the Pillars.
Kain: (to himself) This has gotten so damn stupid that it's ridiculous.
(then Kain feels the setting shake)
Kain: WHOA HELL, WHAT WAS THAT!?
Chong (as 'Elder God'): Probably something you'd never expect.
(then Magnus and three other vampires that look exactly like him spring into the picture. They were all wearing red)
Magnus: No one expects the Magnus Inquisition!
Kain (as 'Raziel'): Uhh...
Magnus: No one expects the Magnus Inquisition! MEAT!
Magnus 2: MEAT!
Magnus 3: MEAT!
Magnus 4: VEGETABLE!
Magnus 3: VEGETABLE!? WHAT THE HELL'S WRONG WITH YOU? IT'S MEAT!
Kain (as 'Raziel'): That's it. I've had enough of this stupidity.
(so Kain as 'Raziel' just walks away while the Magnus Inquisition argue about vegetables, meat, the price of tea in Nosgoth, and whether pork chops grew on trees or not. While Kain was walking along, he spotted a spear)
Kain (as 'Raziel'): I need to become a javelin master!
(so Kain as 'Raziel' picked up the javelin and threw it as far as possible. Meanwhile, an innocent vampire was singing about waffles)
Vorador as 'Innocent Vampire': Yuuumm yuuumm yuuumm
Ooh, waffle
Ooh, waffle
and gimme syyyyyrupp
well, because baby, waffle me baby!
Everyone!
Waaaaaffle,
put on syyyyyrupp
yesum syrup baby,
waffle me baby!
Everyone, with me now!
Waaaaaaffle
and syruppppppppp
it's so tastyyyy
waffle and syrup baby!
Waaaaf-
(then Innocent Vampire got stopped because a javelin inconveniently got lodged through his larynx)
Kain (as 'Raziel'): Did I just hear a scream?
(so Kain as 'Raziel' ran over to the dead Innocent Vampire, but Kain as 'Raziel' pulled the javelin out before eating the soul and the Innocent Vampire sprung back to life)
Innocent Vampire: Thanks for saving me! Than-
Kain (as 'Raziel'): (screams like a castrated man) AHHHHHH! You're supposed to be dead!
(so Kain as 'Raziel' stabs Vorador as 'Innocent Vampire' again)
Kain (as 'Raziel'): There. Now you're dead...
(so Kain takes out the javelin before sucking the soul and Vorador as 'Innocent Vampire' sprung to life again. So Kain again screamed like a pansy and killed him again. This went on for five minutes. After the fifth minute, Kain started running in circles and whining though he looked kinda gay)
Kain (as 'Raziel'): (in between tears of sissyness) Waaaahhh! Why won't you die! Waaahhh, this is impossible! Waaahhh!
Chong (as 'Elder God'): Woah man! You're, like, crying like a big ugly lady, man!
Kain (as 'Raziel'): (still whinning like a baby) BUT HE WON'T DIE!!
Chong (as 'Elder God'): Dude, you've got to suck his soul first, man.
Kain: (as 'Raziel'): Oh.
(so Kain sticks a straw into Vorador's body and starts drinking he soul)
Kain: (as 'Raziel'): (while drinking) Sllllluuuurrrrpppp!!
Chong (as 'Elder God'): Whoa man, must you slurp?
(when Kain is done he lifts his head and has a soul-mustache-it's like a milk mustache, only green)
Kain (as 'Raziel'): Got soul?
(so Kain as 'Raziel' wanders around and finally gets to the abyss)
Kain (as 'Raziel'): Hey! A swirly thing! Are swirly things good?
Chong (as 'Elder God'): Yeah man. The swirly thing is like, totally psychedelic man.
Kain (as 'Raziel'): Woah.
Chong (as 'Elder God'): Take a dip man. It won't hurt.
Kain: (as 'Raziel'): Really!?
Chong (as 'Elder God'): Would I lie to Razzy-man?
(so Kain as 'Raziel' shrugs and jumps into the abyss)
Chong (as 'Elder God'): Hehehehehee, what a dumbass man!
Kain (as 'Raziel'): (off-screen) Hey, this hurts man! It's like my ass is getting multiple carpet burns!
(then the Magnus Inquisition walks up to the abyss)
Magnus: I'm SURE you didn't expect the Magnus Inquisition! MEAT!
Magnus 2: MEAT!
Magnus 3: MEAT!
Magnus 4: VEGETABLES!
Magnus 2: IT'S MEAT YOU LOONY! AND IF YOU SAY VEGETABLE ONE MORE TIME I
WILL CUT YOUR TONGUE OFF AND FEED IT TO YOUR NIPPLES!
Chong (as 'Elder God'): Hey mans, there's meat in that abyss.
Magnus: MEAT DOWN THERE!? COME ON MAGNUS INQUISITION, INTO THE ABYSS! MEAT!
(then Magnus, Magnus 2, Magnus 3 jump into the abyss. Magnus 4 stays on the
platform)
Magnus 4: ANY MEAT OR VEGETABLES?
Magnus 2: (off-screen) I THINK I'VE FOUND SOME MEAT!
(then Magnus 2 bites himself)
Magnus 2: (off-screen) EEEKKK! MAYBE NOT!
Magnus 3: (off-screen) HEY, WAIT A MINUTE! THIS BURNS!
Magnus: (off-screen) OH YEAH! AAAAAAHHHH!
Magnus 2: (off-screen) WHAT A WORLD! WHAT A WORLD!
(then Magnus 4 walks away very smug since he didn't fall for the trap)
Magnus 4: OH, AND ONE MORE THING! VEGETABLES!
((And so here, the filming stopped. The scene is now the shack where Chong lives and Kain's dropping rocks on Zephon's head, but Zephon's head is so hard that Zephon just sitting down looking stupid. Kain is still dressed as a half-dachshund))
Kain: You ruined my script!
Zephon: You said I could!
Kain: I was drunk!
Zephon: So?
Kain: You dressed me up like a half-dachshund!
Zephon: Yes, but that makes sense! You're a half-dachshund on purpose! Only your half-dachshund powers can save Nosgoth now!
(so Kain gives up and smashes a rock on his own head, knocking him into blissful unconsciousness)
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Bet you forgot all about this fic huh? Well, I'm still gonna continue this fic, but it took me so long because I wanted to think of new weird funny stuff to put in here that hasn't been overused and that's hard to do since everyone has snatched up truly hilarious ideas for their parodies! But I'll try to get this updated again before two months, it's just hard finding good original ideas. Oh, and don't worry, the bloopers will return. Maybe by next chapter, but I couldn't do it here because I didn't have enough to work with. Well, I'll see when I can update again, and, as usual, R & R!
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A/N: The fic you are about to read has segments taken from a game called "Soul Reaver 1". There rest of the fic was written by these idiots (Zephon and Chong appear), who, through the miracle of dressing people up like total tits (pardon my French), has transformed Kain into Raziel! Warning, this fic may be a little ridiculous!
((The scene is a shack in the middle of a jungle. Kain hates nature. Whenever Kain sees nature, he just has this unnatural urge to eat Bambi. Anyway, Kain, the lieutenants, Janos and Vorador enter the shack. Inside Janos sees his old friend: Thomas Chong))
Janos: Chong, how long has it been man!?
Chong: Wow man, you're like, blue man. That's like, psychedelic man!
Kain: Oh sh**! I'm stuck here with a greasy hippy.
Chong: Did you say Grease, man? That movie was like, music to my ears man.
Zephon: Ooh, I always wanted a hippy of my own!
Chong: Who's the green dude?
Vorador: Hey, this is a hippy right? That means hippies have drugs! I've been craving drugs!
Kain: (smacks Vorador on the head) Drugs are horrible you green, pointy- eared, perverted, diarrhea-colored freak!
Chong: (points at Kain) Hey, I'll tell you a secret ugly dude! I know this isn't immediately noticeable, but I've indulged once or twice myself, man.
Kain: (sarcastically) Fantastic.
Raziel: We're stuck with a hippy.
Kain: Shut up ingrate, I'd rather be with this hippy than you.
Raziel: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA! (that's Razzyboy's deranged version of crying. Then Raziel ran out of the room crying)
Dumah: Aw, you know how sensitive and all-around wussy that blue moron is!
Chong: (to Kain while pointing at Dumah) Hey man, you can't park your van in my house, man.
Kain: That is not a van, that is my son Dumah. Even though he's a fatass.
Chong: (giggles) Oh, so it's just a fat vampire!
(then Chong sees Gumby walk in right beside Kain)
Chong: Hey, it's the clay dude! He comes by everyday and gives me stashes man!
(Kain looks beside him and sees nothing. It's obvious Chong is seeing things)
Kain: Janos you fat ugly woman, I hate you for bringing me here. I'm getting a drink!
(so Kain goes and gets a drink. But Kain gets drunk. So while Janos and Chong are catching up on old times, Vorador's searching for porn or corn--)
Vorador: Because porn and corn rhymes! ^__^
(--perverted git. Turel is reciting poetry to a tree and Zephon is talking to a drunk Kain)
Zephon: So Chong and me can write the rest of the script?
Drunk Kain: UBER!! SUGAR SUGAR, ME NEEEEEEEEEED SUGAR! YIPPE YAY!
Zephon: Excellent.
(so the next day Kain wakes up with a horrible hangover. Everyone else had gotten drunk too. Which is probably why Rahab was lying on Kain in a rather...disturbing way. Kain punched him awake and got up)
Kain: Eeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwww!! Must take shower!
(so Kain takes a shower. A few seconds after he turns the water on, everyone else gets woken up by hearing "FU** A DONKEY!! BURNS LIKE A FU**ING BURNY THING!")
Raziel: HAHAHAHAHAAAAA! My daddy's stupid!
Melchiah: Hey, where's Zephon?
(sure enough, Zephon was missing. And so was Chong. Then Kain stalked in all burnt like a grilled steak. Quite yummy, grilled steaks. Then Zephon and Chong walk in holding costumes)
Zephon: Got the script done!
Chong: And the costumes, man!
Kain: What the hell is going on?
Zephon: No time to explain, let's just start filming!
((Kain now wishes he hadn't gotten drunk the other day. He read Zephon's truly stupid script and now Kain, who looks ugly and stupid enough without a stomach or bottom jaw, just got to look dumber. Apparently, Zephon decided it would be cool is 'Raziel' in the movie was part dachshund, so Kain as 'Raziel' had a long snout glued to his nose, big floppy ears taped to his head and a spring glued to him as a tail. The scene was outside of the Sanctuary of the Clans))
Kain: (muttering to himself) I look so g'damn stupid. I mean seriously, what's the king of Nosgoth doing looking like some stupid dog! I haven't looked this stupid since that time I got drunk and dressed up as Selphie!
Chong (as 'Elder God'): Razzy-man, I-
Kain: AHH SH**! You could at least warn me before you yell out at me!
Chong: Woah man, I'm a God! I can make stuff out of stuff! I can make Nosgoth-stock!
Kain: Please tell me the camera isn't rolling...
Dumah: (off-screen) It is!
Kain: Cripe.
(then Kain as 'Raziel' looks at the Sanctuary of the Clans set. It was covered in tye-dye)
Kain: My god! (as 'Raziel') Ahem. The Sanctuary of the Clans reduced to being the...(reads the graffiti which tells the name of the place)...Hip Pussy Dance Club! (to himself) Zephon, I'll kill you.
Chong (as 'Elder God'): Hip huh, Razzy-man?
Kain: I hate you all. (as 'Raziel') Behind these stupid looking tye-dye walls is the Pillars of Nosgoth.
(then Kain looked through a hole in the wall that wasn't supposed to be there. Through the hole he could see Raziel dressed as Kain dancing erotically on a pillar. After a few seconds, Raziel finally noticed Kain)
Raziel: Oh sh**!
(then Raziel ran away. Then Kain went back to saying his lines)
Kain (as 'Raziel'): How stupid the Sanctuary appeared compared to its former glory. It used to be a place of great respect, but now it was a place of great...hmm, how about saying that this place was now a retreat for whores? Yeah, that'd be right.
Chong (as 'Elder God'): That and a pretty sweet place for a joint Razzy- man!
Kain: I hate everything. (as 'Raziel') Besides, what the hell happened here anyway?
Chong (as 'Elder God'): While you were gone, hippies invaded and they easily won. They would go around and eat all the food, spray paint about peace and love and stole all the toilet paper.
Kain (as 'Raziel'): Stealing toilet paper?
Chong (as 'Elder God'): Then one of the leading hippy vampires gave Kain a diarrhea- inducing pill, so Kain had to give into demands and now hippies scourge the Pillars.
Kain: (to himself) This has gotten so damn stupid that it's ridiculous.
(then Kain feels the setting shake)
Kain: WHOA HELL, WHAT WAS THAT!?
Chong (as 'Elder God'): Probably something you'd never expect.
(then Magnus and three other vampires that look exactly like him spring into the picture. They were all wearing red)
Magnus: No one expects the Magnus Inquisition!
Kain (as 'Raziel'): Uhh...
Magnus: No one expects the Magnus Inquisition! MEAT!
Magnus 2: MEAT!
Magnus 3: MEAT!
Magnus 4: VEGETABLE!
Magnus 3: VEGETABLE!? WHAT THE HELL'S WRONG WITH YOU? IT'S MEAT!
Kain (as 'Raziel'): That's it. I've had enough of this stupidity.
(so Kain as 'Raziel' just walks away while the Magnus Inquisition argue about vegetables, meat, the price of tea in Nosgoth, and whether pork chops grew on trees or not. While Kain was walking along, he spotted a spear)
Kain (as 'Raziel'): I need to become a javelin master!
(so Kain as 'Raziel' picked up the javelin and threw it as far as possible. Meanwhile, an innocent vampire was singing about waffles)
Vorador as 'Innocent Vampire': Yuuumm yuuumm yuuumm
Ooh, waffle
Ooh, waffle
and gimme syyyyyrupp
well, because baby, waffle me baby!
Everyone!
Waaaaaffle,
put on syyyyyrupp
yesum syrup baby,
waffle me baby!
Everyone, with me now!
Waaaaaaffle
and syruppppppppp
it's so tastyyyy
waffle and syrup baby!
Waaaaf-
(then Innocent Vampire got stopped because a javelin inconveniently got lodged through his larynx)
Kain (as 'Raziel'): Did I just hear a scream?
(so Kain as 'Raziel' ran over to the dead Innocent Vampire, but Kain as 'Raziel' pulled the javelin out before eating the soul and the Innocent Vampire sprung back to life)
Innocent Vampire: Thanks for saving me! Than-
Kain (as 'Raziel'): (screams like a castrated man) AHHHHHH! You're supposed to be dead!
(so Kain as 'Raziel' stabs Vorador as 'Innocent Vampire' again)
Kain (as 'Raziel'): There. Now you're dead...
(so Kain takes out the javelin before sucking the soul and Vorador as 'Innocent Vampire' sprung to life again. So Kain again screamed like a pansy and killed him again. This went on for five minutes. After the fifth minute, Kain started running in circles and whining though he looked kinda gay)
Kain (as 'Raziel'): (in between tears of sissyness) Waaaahhh! Why won't you die! Waaahhh, this is impossible! Waaahhh!
Chong (as 'Elder God'): Woah man! You're, like, crying like a big ugly lady, man!
Kain (as 'Raziel'): (still whinning like a baby) BUT HE WON'T DIE!!
Chong (as 'Elder God'): Dude, you've got to suck his soul first, man.
Kain: (as 'Raziel'): Oh.
(so Kain sticks a straw into Vorador's body and starts drinking he soul)
Kain: (as 'Raziel'): (while drinking) Sllllluuuurrrrpppp!!
Chong (as 'Elder God'): Whoa man, must you slurp?
(when Kain is done he lifts his head and has a soul-mustache-it's like a milk mustache, only green)
Kain (as 'Raziel'): Got soul?
(so Kain as 'Raziel' wanders around and finally gets to the abyss)
Kain (as 'Raziel'): Hey! A swirly thing! Are swirly things good?
Chong (as 'Elder God'): Yeah man. The swirly thing is like, totally psychedelic man.
Kain (as 'Raziel'): Woah.
Chong (as 'Elder God'): Take a dip man. It won't hurt.
Kain: (as 'Raziel'): Really!?
Chong (as 'Elder God'): Would I lie to Razzy-man?
(so Kain as 'Raziel' shrugs and jumps into the abyss)
Chong (as 'Elder God'): Hehehehehee, what a dumbass man!
Kain (as 'Raziel'): (off-screen) Hey, this hurts man! It's like my ass is getting multiple carpet burns!
(then the Magnus Inquisition walks up to the abyss)
Magnus: I'm SURE you didn't expect the Magnus Inquisition! MEAT!
Magnus 2: MEAT!
Magnus 3: MEAT!
Magnus 4: VEGETABLES!
Magnus 2: IT'S MEAT YOU LOONY! AND IF YOU SAY VEGETABLE ONE MORE TIME I
WILL CUT YOUR TONGUE OFF AND FEED IT TO YOUR NIPPLES!
Chong (as 'Elder God'): Hey mans, there's meat in that abyss.
Magnus: MEAT DOWN THERE!? COME ON MAGNUS INQUISITION, INTO THE ABYSS! MEAT!
(then Magnus, Magnus 2, Magnus 3 jump into the abyss. Magnus 4 stays on the
platform)
Magnus 4: ANY MEAT OR VEGETABLES?
Magnus 2: (off-screen) I THINK I'VE FOUND SOME MEAT!
(then Magnus 2 bites himself)
Magnus 2: (off-screen) EEEKKK! MAYBE NOT!
Magnus 3: (off-screen) HEY, WAIT A MINUTE! THIS BURNS!
Magnus: (off-screen) OH YEAH! AAAAAAHHHH!
Magnus 2: (off-screen) WHAT A WORLD! WHAT A WORLD!
(then Magnus 4 walks away very smug since he didn't fall for the trap)
Magnus 4: OH, AND ONE MORE THING! VEGETABLES!
((And so here, the filming stopped. The scene is now the shack where Chong lives and Kain's dropping rocks on Zephon's head, but Zephon's head is so hard that Zephon just sitting down looking stupid. Kain is still dressed as a half-dachshund))
Kain: You ruined my script!
Zephon: You said I could!
Kain: I was drunk!
Zephon: So?
Kain: You dressed me up like a half-dachshund!
Zephon: Yes, but that makes sense! You're a half-dachshund on purpose! Only your half-dachshund powers can save Nosgoth now!
(so Kain gives up and smashes a rock on his own head, knocking him into blissful unconsciousness)
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Bet you forgot all about this fic huh? Well, I'm still gonna continue this fic, but it took me so long because I wanted to think of new weird funny stuff to put in here that hasn't been overused and that's hard to do since everyone has snatched up truly hilarious ideas for their parodies! But I'll try to get this updated again before two months, it's just hard finding good original ideas. Oh, and don't worry, the bloopers will return. Maybe by next chapter, but I couldn't do it here because I didn't have enough to work with. Well, I'll see when I can update again, and, as usual, R & R!
