14th October 8.30pm
Um, yeah well I wasn't, you know, really, um, well, what's the word….Awake, um yeah, yesterday and so kinda forgot to write, and I know I should do, like, 2 half pages which is, um, you know, a page, yeah, but come on Miss H, I'm doing your homework, ME - Josh, most popular guy in school, so I'm not gunna stretch myself, cos coach says that's bad and I should keep my energy.
Hey, 4 lines already! God I rule.
Oh well anyway, yesterday I went to my friends party, well it started Friday night but it ended yesterday, which was really great, but I don't really remember much. Oh, but Lana was there and apparently I broke up with her at 3.30am because she wouldn't get me a drink (which is a good reason) but that's only what one of her bimbo friends told me.
I think they all expect for me to go, like, running back to her, but I kinda see this as a, um, good thing as I can, you know, 'play the field' and all that, and I'm not talking about football!
Hey, I wander if any footballs on tv? That's a good idea, go me, god I rule. Ow my head.
15th October 7.00pm
Hahahahahahahaaaa, well at school today Lana looked like a complete freak, all cos of me! Wow, I'm so great. Yeah, and that princess girl, Mia or whatever, was by my locker so I kinda made a sneaky move, cos she's like royalty and when might I get another chance? Well she really freaked and dropped, like, all her books, hahaha.
Oh and then in trig when I was telling my mates about her, that Michael guy, the one who's sister looks like she ran into the back of a bus, started all going, like, defensive on Mia, saying that she's having a hard time and that I should be nice to her and stuff!
(Yeah like I'M not having a hard time, come on, how hard can being royalty be? She can pack up school and STILL be a billionaire when she's older! Everyone thinks I'm smart and stuff, cos some test said I was ivy league material, but I cheated off the nerd opposite!)
Anyway, so I told him:
"You know, if you like her, why don't you make a move?"
And he just blushed like a 4 year old and mumbled something. How obvious is that?
Well anyway, I don't see why I can't move in on her, hey, I'll ask her to the Cultural Diversity Dance, and if she's cool then I'll keep her, and if she's as much of a freak as she looks, I'll leave her and go back to Lana!
Great plan, well done me!
Whatever.
