Disclaimer: Sorry 'bout not doing this last chapter… don't sue me!!!!  I am sadly not Meg Cabot (sniff) nor do I own her stories or characters!  Happy???

Note from me: Thank you to all you great people who read and reviewed the 1st two chapters, I've finally pulled my finger out (not literally though…ouch) and have written chapter 3!  I have a thank you list at the end!

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16th October

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Well I did it, I asked out Mia and even if she is, like a complete freak at the dance and dances like a kangaroo on dope, it was totally worth it to check out the look on Lana's face at lunch.  Okay, maybe I didn't make a move on Mia or anything worth getting all, um…er, Lana-ish about but she is worth like a billion dollars so it's totally worth it! 

Yeah, so anyway, I've got a kinda list of stuff which I'm meant to write but it's really hard, 'FAVOURITE BOOK' for gods sake, like the last time I read a book was probably that one with the multicoloured elephant in kindergarden (ever since the invention of films, reading assignments are, like, completely un…erm…useful!) 

Oh, that Michael guy is shooting me some majorly evil looks, but what's he really gunna do?  I mean, if what I think is true, he is into his sister's best friend, which is at the top of the list of things which you just don't do!  Like when I sat with Mia and that weird Indian girl with the bodyguard at lunch, I could totally see Lana shooting evil eyes at me, but hey, I don't care, I did the dumping and so that's that.

Hang on, the dance is in, like, 5 days!  I've gotta get myself a tux!

 20th October 9.00pm

Sorry bout not writing to you Miss H, I've just been majorly weighed down with homework and stuff.

Oh, the dance is tomorrow by the way and I'm starting to kinda worry, like Mia's bodyguard follows her EVERYWHERE, so what happens if, you know, at my after dance party, we kinda want some privacy if you know what I mean.  Is he gunna just stand there and watch or something! 

I'm taking her to the Tavern on the Green, which is Lana's favourite place so she's gotta like it too, and we're meeting the guys there, because, having never really said more then, like, four words to her, I don't want to spend a whole meal not speaking!

But I really should do something outrageous to annoy Lana, but what……..?

Phone's ringing, gotta go!

Still 21st October 10.30pm

Well I just had the best idea, like, ever!  Well it wasn't really my idea, but still, I'm gunna ring the press and get them to be outside the dance!  Oh god I rule!  Gotta go and ring them now!

21st October 11.30pm

My place at the after dance party.

How dare she, I mean, god, what gives her the idea that she can upstage ME – Josh Richter.  No one dumps me, no one, not even Lana, and I though it was, like, every girl in the entire school's dream to be kissed by me!

Ok, lets rewind, I'll give a run through of what happened especially for you, Miss H!

First we went to the Tavern on the Green, the car ride there was crap because, like, what do you say to the biggest freak in the school about for 15 mins?  I had my dad's card, so, you know, I treated everyone to fillet mignon, their most pricy dish!  Apparently she didn't eat it but, hey, Lana never does, I thought she was just anorexic!

Then we arrived at the dance, and as all the press were screaming for me to kiss her, I did, and she didn't seem really to mind, until we got inside and there she had, like, a psychotic fit in front of EVERYONE!  Apparently she's a veggie, well come on, it's not like she didn't have time to tell me on the way, and that she didn't want to be kissed!  However the worst thing was that I just knew Lana would find out that I had been left by little miss 'I can do whatever I like cos I'm a princess' and I spent the rest of the night trying to work out how me and her could patch things up (me and Lana I mean). 

I just feel sorry for whatever country Mia's gunna be queen of, cos even though she is, like, the richest chick in school, she is still the biggest freak!

Damn, sometimes I hate being this good-looking and popular, but at least I don't have to be sick every time I look in the mirror!

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Here be thanks:

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More or less all of you mentioned how much of a jerk josh is…. Thanks! 

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