Disclaimer: Well I still don't own The Princess Diaries and I never will, sniff, doesn't life suck!?!

A/N: ONLY 2 REVIEWS LAST CHAPTER!!!  AHEM!!

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23rd  October

Trig

Yeah well I got back together with Lana, but can you really blame me Miss H?  I mean, if you were, like, 40 years younger, you'd totally wanna slide with me wouldn't you?!?

Little miss 'I am so great' princess is, like totally avoiding eye contact which is totally fine with me as she does look a bit like the offspring of a broom and a canary!  To like completely, erm, annoy her I gave Lana like the most greatest getting back together kiss ever, and she hasn't mentioned the dance once (was she actually there?!?  God, I can't remember!)

It was also, like, the biggest game of this season yesterday and we completely whipped those ugly spastics asses!  I personally think it was because of my absolutely fabulous looks which stunned all of the players back to wherever they came from, but when I told coach this he told me just to take an extremely cold shower and to get over myself!  He's just jealous cos he's way way way past his prime, while I look as fantastic as ever, I was gorgeous from the day I was born, did you know that Miss H?  I mean I was so great, I have a picture of me an hour old which I kiss twice a day!  I suppose it must be a bit embarrassing for Lana, being seen with someone so much better looking then her, ok she's not geeky, but she's hardly Britney!

Still 23rd October

Trig (again)

Sorry about having to leave you just now but I completely forgot what sin 90 was and had to find my calculator.

I just glanced into Michaels book (he's the one with the munted sister and sits on the next table, great for cheating) and he was writing some sloppy love poem/ song thing to do with a glass of water or something!  God the computer club geeks are nerds!  He still completely digs Mia though; he's got her name in a huge heart on the inside cover of his note book!  Like that's the sort of thing chicks do!  Lana went round calling herself 'Miss Josh Richter' so I think Michael should be 'Prince Mia Thermopolis' (is that how you spell her name?)  Hum, lets see what he does if I call him that.

Still 23rd October

The Corridor - Trig

Hahahaha he's in lurveeeeeee!  Hey I know, I'll write our mini conversation for your entertainment Miss H.

Me: Hey, Prince Mia Thermopolis, whatcha writing?

Michael: 'Scuse me dude, what'd ya call me?

Me:  Prince Mia Thermopolissssssssss.

Michael: Go jump off a bridge; don't you have a mirror to look in to?

Me:  Dude, I'm not going out to my locker in Trig to get my mirror, and besides I know I look hot, I can see my reflection in the varnish on my desk.

Michael: You are so superficial

Superficial??????????

Me:  Listen dude, if you've got it bad for the princess then ask her out, I'm done with her now, she wasn't worth it.

Michael:  Don't talk about Mia like that!!

Me:  Oh man, you've got it baddddddddd!  What the hell are you writing?

Here's where I grab it

Me:  'The first time I saw you, you brought tears to my eyes.'  Oh Jesus, cry baby!

Michael:  (Now standing up) GIVE THAT BACK!!!  (Makes a pathetic weedy grab, misses completely)

Mr G:  What's going on here?

Me:  (Now shouting)'And although I love you, I hide it with lies.'  Dude, this is like so desperate.

Michael:  Give that BACK (another pathetic attempt to grab)

Mr G: I've had enough!  Josh, give that back to Michael now, THAT'S AN ORDER and go and stand in the corridor!

God life is fun, hang on, here comes the Principal!

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Well that's chapter 4!

Thanks to:

StarWars-Freak: Thanks for reviewing again!!! Much thanks to you! (^-^)

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See you all next chapter!

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