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Summery: Ron's having some troubles with keeping his body in check around

hermione.Harry knows and Hermione's not helping. Will he be able to keep himself under

control?

I'm writing this bacause I can, what a surprise! No actually I'm writing this to

entertain a friend of mine, you know who you are, hope you enjoy and review beaucoup

times please! Thank you come again. Oh and if you haven't guessed by now my comp is

retarded when it comes to word procesing.:^)

Oh yeah none of this but the plot is mine by the way. (Duh!)

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Chapter 2- Checkmate!

After the longest cold shower of his life Ron walked slowly down the stairs. What he saw nearly made him fall down the rest of the stairs. There, in his favorite chair playing chess with Harry was, Hermione, 'And my has she grown', thought Ron. In fact they all have. Ron finally grew into his big feet, his lankiness was replace with muscles, and Harry, well he actually grew. Amazing! And in Ron's opinion Hermione grew into the curvaceous creature sitting there nonchalantly, twirling her hair, and beating the pulp out of Harry. He had never seen her in shorts or a tank top before and he was thrown off by it."Why does my blood always have to imitate birds in the winter when she's around?" Ron thought.

"Merlin I need another shower!" Ron whispered to himself back tracking up the stairs, but tripped and knocked into the wall getting Harry and Hermione's attention.

"Ron, I'm so happy to see you!" Hermione said, jumping out of his chair and running to him.

"Yeah Ron. She's so happy to see you." Harry said smirking.

Ron wasn't paying any attention though, there was Hermione standing in front of him, just staring.

"Why does she have to stare like that, she's killing me!" Ron thought. Trying desperately to control his urge to grab her and frisk her right there in the hall with Harry watching.

Then Hermione smiled one of the big real ones and flung her arms around his neck and gave him a hug. Ron didn't know what was going on, and he couldn't control it. His arms slowly wrapped themselves around Hermione's waist and pulled her closer for a real hug on his part. The hug seemed to last forever. Then, even more shocking for Ron was when he noticed where his hands where going! He had absolutely no control over his hands.

"No, don't do it! She'll kill me." Ron thought to his hands as they skated downwards.

Hermione noticed too and backed away. She looked him right in his eyes and gave him a weird smile. Then left to continue the abandoned game of chess with Harry.

"Damn him and his smirk!" Ron thought.

He walked over to the couch and sat watching Hermione beat Harry. After about 5 games, all to Hermione, Ron stood up walked over to Harry and pushed him off the chair saying,"I called winner."

"You did not!" Harry yelled getting up rubbing his bum.

"I did now." Ron said calmly helping Hermione set up the board."And if you want something else sore you better let me play her!" Ron thought and glared at him.

"Fine!"and Harry went to sit in Ron's vacated seat. Ron was happy Harry got the message before he did something rash, say prevent him from ever having children again.

"Hermione I hope you're ready to lose." Ron said after about 20 minutes of playing.

"Ron the question is," Hermione leaned over the chessboard,"are you read to lose?"

"Oh sweet Merlin, get away Hermione get away! What the hell am I saying come closer Hermione get closer!"

Then something rubbed up against his leg under the table. " What the-" Ron thought.

"Hermione did you bring Crookshanks?"

"No why?"She asked him with an innocent look, while the thing rubbing his leg went higher up his thigh.

"No reason." he croaked. 'My god she's... oh no don't lose control stay calm.' he begged himself. He took another turn capturing her last knight.

Ron lost concentration as Hermione's foot got closer and closer to his, well yeah, when she leaned over the table to him.

'Oh god put me out of my misery.' he thought. She leaned closer, close enough that her lips where almost touching his ear, her foot got closer and just as Ron was about to grab hold of it and pull Hermione to him she whispered softly

"Checkmate," she pulled her leg quickly away from him and walked slowly up the stairs. Harry was holding back his laughter. "Don't you dare laugh you prat!"Ron thought angrily to Harry.

"What?" he asked to a retreating Hermione." What? Uh... who.... Where are you going?" He could barley breath. Hermione turned smiled and said,

" Well to take a nap of course playing around with you sure does take a lot out of me," and she continued her walk up the stairs to Ginny's room."That could be taken out of context Hermione." Ron thought. Harry burst out laughing.

"What?" Ron growled.

"You seem rather happy don't you think." he gestured downward. Ron looked and a blush covered him.

Ron ran a shaking hand through his and and said,"She's definitely got me in checkmate."