Chapter 2: The Flight To The Underworld? Whatever!

Author's Note: What the heck was I thinking when I wrote this story? Oh yeah how funny it should be! ^_^ Enjoy!

Hiei, Kurama. And Yusuke are at the airport standing online waiting for tickets to the ahem! Underworld.

"I don't see why were standing online Yusuke. There is no way that we can fly to the under world. And besides were on the line for a flight to Russia!." Hiei said.

"Do I have to go over this with you again? Can you fly to China?" Yusuke asked.

"Yes, BUT THAT'S NOT THE POINT!!!!! WHAT DOES FLYING TO CHINA HAVE TO DO WITH THE UNDERWORLD!" Hiei yelled while turning red.

"I don't know. Why are you asking me?" Yusuke said.

"Good Lord." Hiei said.

"We have now opened a flight to the underworld." The announcer said.

"Well that's weird." Kurama said.

"I told you so! If you can fly to China then you can fly to Russia!" Yusuke said while carrying Kurama's bags on to the underworld line.

"Well I'll be." Hiei said.

Finally the three got to the front of the line.

"Yusuke, don't you think that people will laugh at us because were the only ones going to the underworld?" Kurama asked.

"Nonsense!" Yusuke said.

"Hey everyone! These two bone heads are going to the underworld! Let's all laugh at em!" A guy said on the American line.

Everyone started laughing.

"Ehehe! I could always be wrong." Yusuke said.

"Now how many people are going to the underworld?" The lady said at the counter.

"2 people." Yusuke said.

A man comes towards Kurama.

"Hey sweet thang!" The man said.

"I beg your pardon?" Kurama said.

"How bout you and me go out some time?" The guy said.

"Holy crap!" The guy said.

"What's the matter?" Another guy said.

"That's not a woman!" The guy said while pointing to Kurama.

"Why you so stupid, stupid? (snaps his fingers twice) You better shut up or I'll give you more man than you can handle!" Kurama said with a Spanish accent.

"You go Kurama!" Hiei said.

"I'm sorry if your to old and unsightly for my eyes!" The guy said while walking away.

"Old?" Kurama said with tears in his eyes.

"Alright you guys were all set! You can go now." The lady at the counter said.

"Are you sure?" Yusuke asked.

"Oh. Your right! I need both of your ages. Now for the small one." The lady said.

"I'm 700 years old." Hiei said.

"Oh that's so funny. 5 years old." The lady said.

"Lady do you know who I am?" Hiei said angrily.

"Of course! You're a baby! And your so cute yes you are." The lady said.

"Cute what is this cute nonsense?" Hiei asked.

"And you must be his daddy. How old please?" The lady asked.

"700 years old." Kurama said.

"Sure you are. I'll put you 90." The lady said.

"That means I'm a senior?" Kurama asked.

"Wow Kurama that guy was right. You are to old and unsightly for anyone to see." Hiei said.

"Now I'll just get your flight ready." The lady said while tearing a part of the floor with a staff.

"So were not flying were just taking a bus down there?" Hiei asked.

"Yep. I opened up the under world so your all set." The lady said.

"Oh Whoa!" Kurama said.

"Oh yeah and before you go down there I just have to tell you. When you get down to the underworld you will no longer be what you are now until you reach the earth. You will turn into what you really are." The lady said.

"What we really are? What does that mean?" Hiei asked.

"You'll see. Ah! The bus is here." The lady said.

Kurama and Hiei walked down the stairs to the underworld. They went inside the bus.

"Oh my god! Hiei what happened to your face?" Kurama yelled.

Hiei's face had turned into an evil looking pumpkin.

"What? Whoa what happened to yours?" Hiei asked.

Kurama took out a mirror and saw that he had turned into a ball.

"Oh Whoa!" Kurama said.

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