Disclaimer: I don't own any of these characters.

One day sailor moon was walking down the street. She saw a half man half cat run into a light post. It fell down seconds later. She went to investigate the half-breed and noticed seconds later that it was Inuyasha. He was muttering to himself "Shard, jewel, must find sacred, fuck kagome. Suddenly a half man half wolf ran up and after examining the body yelled kagome come quick inuyasha's dead! Suddenly a grenade that had bottles of gasoline attached to it flew and landed in the middle of them and exploded killing them all and taking the block with it. The chipmunks laughed and where shot(by me with my sniper rifle). Meanwhile in space in the outlaw star Gene was playing candy land with gilium. "What?! What do you mean I died?" yelled Gene. "Beep Beep Honk 1517324-41654324-5648221649-133254984 squeak beep honk." The crew of the outlaw star had taken out gilium's voice box and had replaced it with a random sound maker that only they could understand." Oh. That makes sense I killed a vampire gingerbread cookie and fell into an inter dimensional portal. Ok." Jim was reading a playboy magazine when Ashia walked up to him and said "you wanna have sex?" he said "Sure." Ashia started to strip. "But not right now." "Awwwwww. I showed my tit for nothing. Wait I know what to do." She then pressed a red button that opened a portal to the wind waker world. Link, Zelda, and Ganondorf flew onto the wind shield. "Ahhhhhh bugs get them off." Yelled Gene. He pushed a button and disposed of their unwanted trash. Jim and Ashia went and had sex.

Meanwhile on earth.

"Oh Tuxedo Mask do me harder, HARDER!" (unison)"moan moan moan moan moan moan." "That's it yea!" Suddenly a neutron bomb fell and destroyed the galaxy.

The End