***Another Harry Potter Musical***

a.k.a.: Les CrazyforMiserablesYou

A/N: The Harry Potter Musical was such a hit, that guess what..I DECIDED TO DO ANOTHER ONE!!! Ha! There you have it! Okay, sit back, relax, and ENJOY! Oh, and I decided to base this mainly on Les Miserables (which my school is doing this year) Crazy For You (which my school did last year) with a few surprises along the way. ENJOY!

Act I Scene 1

//scene, Great Hall, the end of the day. House elves are cleaning up after students. Some students are helping out (they work in exchange for free admission HERMIONE is one of them)//

(Song: At the End of the Day (from Les Miserables))

HOUSE ELVES: At the end of the day you're another day older. And that's all you can say for the life of us elves. It's a struggle it's a war. And there's nothing that anyone's giving. One more day standing about what is it for?

WINKY(solo): One day less to be living.

HOUSE ELVES: At the end of the day there's another day dawning. And the sun in the morning is waiting to rise. And the waves crash on the sand, like a storm that'll break any second. There's a hunger in the in the land. There's a reckoning still to be reckoned. And there's gonna be heck to pay- ay. At the end of the day.

//HEAD HOUSE ELF comes out and sits at his desk and hands out daily food (kitchen scraps) STUDENTS HELPING (HERMIONE one of them, so is GINNY, so is PANSY) come out too.)

HEAD HOUSE ELF: At the end of the day you get nothing for nothing. Sitting flat on your butt doesn't buy any bread.

GINNY: There are studies to be done.

PANSY: And the studies have to be good.

GINNY AND PANSY: And you're lucky to be in a school.

EVERYONE: And in a bed. And we're counting our blessings.

ELF 1: Have you seen how the Head Elf is fuming today?

ELF 2: With his terrible breath and his wandering hands.

ELF 1: It's because 'Mione won't give him his way.

ELF 2: Take a look at his eyes, you'll see where he stands.

ELF 1: If Hermione doesn't watch out, watch how she goes.

BOTH: She'll be out on the street.

PANSY: //grabs a letter from HERMIONE// And what have we here, little innocent sister? Come on, Hermine' let's have all the news. //reading the letter// "Dear Hermione, you must send us more money, your sister needs a doctor, there's no time to lose."

HERMIONE: Give that letter to me it is none of your bus'ness. With a boyfriend at home and a bit on the side //motions toward HEAD ELF//. Is there anyone here who can swear before Merlin they have nothing to hide?

//girls get into fight, DUMBLEDORE strides in//

DUMBLEDORE: Will someone break these two apart? What is this fighting all about? This is a school, not a circus. Now come on ladies, settle down. I run a school of repute, I am the master of this school. //to HEAD ELF// I look to you to solve this out. And be as patient as you can. //exits//

HEAD ELF: Now someone say how this began.

GINNY: At the end of the day, she's the one who began it. Her sister is hiding in some little town. There's some people she has to pay. You can guess how she picks up the extra. You can bet she's earning her keep, magicking around. And Dumbledore wouldn't like it.

HERMIONE: Yes it's true I have a sis' and the sis' is an orphan. My parents abandoned us leaving us flat. Now she lives with an innkeeper man and his wife and I pay for her keep what's the matter with that!?

WOMEN: At the end of the day she'll be nothing but trouble. And there's trouble for all when there's trouble for one. While we're learning our daily lessons, she's the one with her hands in the credit. You must send the liar away, or we're all gonna end in the gutter. It's us who'll have to pay-ay. At the end of the day.

HEAD ELF: I might have known the witch could fight, I might have known the cat had claws, I might have guessed your little secret. Ah, the virtuous Hermione. Who keeps herself so neat and clean, she was the cause I had no doubt. Of any trouble here about. She plays a schoolgirl in the light but needs no urgin' in the night!

PANSY: You must sack her today!!

GIRLS: Sack the girl today-ay!

HEAD ELF: Right my girl, ON YOUR WAY!!! //pushes HERMIONE out of great hall. ELVES and WORKERS exit. HERMIONE is left, with no one to pay for her tuition, she is kicked out of Hogwarts. Alone in the streets and destitute.//

(end song)

Act I Scene 2

//scene, Gryffindor common room, RON, HARRY, FRED, GEORGE, and OTHER GRYFFINDORS lying around//

RON: So, where's Hermione? I haven't seen her around, lately.

HARRY: Listen to this juicy piece of gossip! I heard that Hermione was **kicked out!**

RON: Kicked out!!??!!

HARRY: That's what they say. She has a sister, Colette, and she's hiding in some little town.

RON: Wow. No one to watch over me? //Common room suddenly empties. Dark, yet spotlight on RON//

(Song: Someone to Watch Over Me (from Crazy for You))

RON: There's a saying old says that loves is blind. Still we're often told, "Seek and ye shall find". So I want someone. To seek me out from them. Looking everywhere, haven't seen her yet. She's the big affair, I cannot forget. I just want a pretty girl for me. I'd like to add an initial to my monogram. Tell me, where is the sheep for this shepherd? There's a somebody I'm longing to see. I hope that she, turns out to be alive, and free, to watch over me. I'm a little shepherd, lost in the wood, I know I could, always be good. To one who'll watch over me. Although she may not be the one some boys think of as pretty. To my heart she carries the key. Won't you tell her please to come back to me. Follow my lead, oh how I need. Someone to watch over me.

(end song)

RON: //walking to dormitory// Hermione..



Act I Scene 3

//scene, Dumbledore's office, Dumbledore at desk, Prof. McGonagall comes in as soon as song starts along with Hagrid//

Dumbledore: Phew, ever since that war with Voldemort and the dark side, things have gotten quite quiet. Though, I wonder if anyone's found out about my secret yet.. //gets up, limps over to somewhere// And this limp of mine isn't getting better. I hope Madame Pomfrey can fix it soon.

(Song: "Everyday/Heart Full of Love Reprise/Marius and Cosette" from Les Miserables)

MCGONAGALL: Everyday you walk, with stronger step, you walk with longer step, the worst is over.

HAGRID: Everyday, I wonder everyday, who was it brought me home, from the barricade..

MCGONAGALL: Don't think about it Rubeus, with all the years ahead of us. I will never go away and we will be together everyday. //sits down in front of HAGRID and holds his hands// Everyday. We'll remember that ball and the vow that we made.

A heart full of love.

DUMBLEDORE: She was never mine to keep.

MCONAGALL AND HAGRID: A heart full of you.

DUMBLEDORE: She has grown, she is free.

MCGONAGALL AND HAGRID: A night full of you.

DUMBLEDORE: (at same time) She is beautiful, she is free..

HAGRID: Minevera..

MCGONAGALL: Waiting for you,

DUMBLEDORE: Let it be..

HAGRID: At your feet..

DUMBLEDORE: Let it be..

HAGRID AND MCGONAGALL: And it wasn't a dream..

DUMBLEDORE: //at same time// A heart full of love.

HAGRID AND MCGONAGALL: After all.

DUMBLEDORE: //at same time// and I give you..

H+MCG: Love

//MCGONAGALL exits//

HAGRID: Albus, this is a day I never can forget. Is gratitude enough for permitting me your child. //motions towards MCGONAGALL who had left// Your home shall be with us and not a day shall pass. And we will share our love with you; a father to us both, a father to us all.

DUMBLEDORE: Not another word my son, there's something now that must be done. There lived a man who's name was John Valjon. He stole some bread to save his sister's son. For nineteen winters served his time. In Azkaban he washed away his crime. Years ago. He broke parole and lived a life on the run. How could he tell Minevera, he'd break her heart. It's for Minevera this must be faced, if he is caught, she is disgraced. The time has come, to journey on, and from this day, I must be gone..Who am I..Who am I?

HAGRID: You're John Valjon. What can I do to turn you from this, you cannot leave. Whatever I tell my beloved Minevera, she never will believe.

DUMBLEDORE: Make her believe I have gone on a journey a long way away. Tell her my heart was too full of farewells, it is better this way. Promise me Hagrid, Minevera will never know.

HAGRID: I give my word. For the sake of my love, it must be so.

(end song)



Act I Scene 4

//scene, streets, PANSY PARKINSON and other SLYTHERIN GIRLS and BOYS on the streets HERMIONE wanders in. //

(song: "Lovely Ladies" from Les Miserables)

SLYTHERIN GIRLS: We're so lovely, lovely as they get. Pearls and rubies, diamonds, silver, haven't beat us yet. Lovely ladies, that is what we are. Boys go crazy, just when look at where we are. We're so lovely, lovelier than we can stand.

OLD CROON: //grabs a bunch of HERMIONE's hair// What pretty hair, what pretty locks you've got there. What luck you've got, that's worth a bargain my dear. I'LL TAKE THE LOT!

HERMIONE: Don't touch me! Leave me alone!

O.C.: Let's make a price. I'll give you all of five pounds. Just think of that.

HERMIONE: Please make it ten. //O.C. shakes her head// What can I do? It pays a dept. Five pounds may save my poor Colette! //HERMIONE and OLD CROON exit, OLD CROON pulls out a huge pair of scissors as she exits//

SLYTHERIN GIRLS: We're so lovely, lovelier than some. Movie stars and national leaders go out with only our kind of scum. Lovely, are we, we are so lovely. We are lovely just in case, you haven't figured out. We're so lovely, lovely as they come.

//HERMIONE wanders in, hair cut unbelievably short. OLD CROON 2 confronts her//

O.C.2.: What a pretty mouth. What pretty teeth you have there. What luck you've got, that's worth a bargain my dear. I'LL TAKE THE LOT!

HERMIONE: Not a-gain! Leave me alone!

O.C.2.: Let's make a price, I'll give you all of ten pounds. Just think of that.

HERMIONE: Teeth don't grow back, yet what can I do, it pays a dept. Ten pounds to save my poor Colette! //O.C.2. and HERMIONE leave, O.C.2. produces a large pair of pliers as she goes off//

SLYTHERIN GIRLS: She was lovely, lovelier than us. Listened to the older croons and look at what's become. We are lovely, didn't listen to them. The old croons are just after everybody's hair. //pause, piercing scream of HERMIONE comes from backstage// Look what's happened to our little chum...//HERMIONE comes out. Devastatingly ugly. Blood stains on mouth, hair unevenly cut boyishly short//

HERMIONE: I was lovely, somewhat lovely, yes. But what's more important is the brain none of you get. Love, and beauty, that's what you lot want, just as well you never see the hate that's in my head. Don't you care that I am broke and my sis might be dead!!?? //girls look at her blandly// Uggh!! //storms away to a lonely corner//

(end song)

Hermione: Oh wouldn't it be lovely, if everything worked out? Oh..

(Song: "Wouldn't It be Loverly?" from: My Fair Lady) PASSING BY OLD WITCH: It's rather dull in town, I think I'll go to Paris.

HERMIONE: Mmmmmm.

SERVANT: //to fellow servant// The mistress wants to open up The castle in Capri.

FELLOW SERVANT: Me doctor recommends a quiet summer by the sea!

HERMIONE: Mmmm, Mmmm, wouldn't it be loverly?

All I want is a room somewhere,

Far away from the cold night air.

With one enormous chair,

Aow, wouldn't it be loverly?

Lots of books for me to read,

Lots of coal makin' lots of 'eat.

Warm face, warm 'ands, warm feet,

Aow, wouldn't it be loverly?

Aow, so loverly sittin' abso-bloomin'-lutely still.

I would never budge 'till spring

Crept over me windowsill.

Colette's 'ead restin' on my knee,

Warm an' tender as she can be. I takes good care of her,

Aow, wouldn't it be loverly?

Loverly, loverly, loverly, loverly

[REPEAT]

(end song)

HEMIONE: Loverly..//falls asleep//



DISCLAIMER: NONE OF THESE CHARACTERS BELONG TO ME EXCEPT FOR JOHN VALJON, WHO ONLY SOMEWHAT BELONGS TO ME, SO BAH!

Songs: "At the End of the Day"-Les Miserables, by Alain Boublil, Claude-Michel Schonberg, Herbert Kretzmer, and MTI

"Someone to Watch Over Me"-Crazy for You, by George and Ira Gershwin

"Marius and Cosette"-Les Miserables, by ditto "At the End of the Day"

"Lovely Ladies"-Les Miserables, by ditto "Marius and Cosette"

"Wouldn't it be Loverly?"-My Fair Lady, by I'm-not-so-sure-whom..

A/A: (author's afterthought): Okay..boy do I love writing Harry Potter Musicals!! Umm..If you've read my "Harry Potter Musical" original, you'll understand better the relationship between Mcgonagall and Hagrid. Lovely Ladies, that was quite sad, wasn't it? Should I make poor 'Mione die? I already have my mind set on the destiny of the poor, poor dear, well, I won't say too much! R/R the next scenes are ON THEIR WAY!! Oh, and once again, thank you to Harrypottermagic32 who inspired me to go on musical writing spaz! Now, it's addictive, I spend most of my free time with music books flat on my desk, typing! Okay gotta go, It's 12:05 at night! Gotta wake up for rehearsals tomorrow for LES MIZ!!