**
a.k.a.: Les CrazyforMiserablesYou
A/N: Get ready for ACT II!!! Right, people..ON YOUR WAY! erm..yea...
Act II Scene 1
//scene, Dumbledore's office, MCGONAGALL and RON and DUMBLEDORE are there//
DUMBLEDORE: I've been meaning to talk to you about your recent schoolwork, Mr, Weasley-
MCGONAGALL: Quite frankly, it stinks.
RON: What? What do you mean?
DUMBLEDORE: Well, Ronald, lately, you haven't been doing very w-
//gets cut off buy a very confused looking man with one long eyebrow across his forehead and a tattoo of an eye across his ankle, running in//
WEIRD MAN: Have any of you scum seen three little brats?
DUMBLEDORE: No, not lately
MCGONAGALL: Well yes, I have, if you go down those stairs and take the corridor to the right, you will run into a picture of a very robust vegetable. At the vegetable, take a left, and keep going straight.
WEIRD MAN: Thank you //runs off//
DUMBLEDORE: Did you really-
MCGONAGALL: No I just wanted to get him out of the way.
DUMBLEDORE: Well, anyways...Ron, you haven-
//gets cut off once again by a bunch of old women storming into the room trying to stab him with knitting needles, then the press (a bunch of guys with cameras and microphones) stomp in//
DUMBLEDORE: //gets on top of his desk and screams while pulling out his hair// WILL EVERYONE JUST LEAVE US ALONE AND LET ME TALK!!!!!!! //old ladies and press look very put down and sorrowfully march out// Thank you. Now as I was saying, Ron, I've been worrying about your schoolwork. Is anything bothering you?
RON: Um..no.
DUMBLEDORE: Okay, well that's settled, you're dismissed, Ronald. //RON exits//
MCGONAGALL: Well, Papa, I must be going. Don't want to miss out on the Quidditch match. Tata.
//MCGONAGALL exits HAGRID enters, looks surprised at seeing DUMBLEDORE//
HAGRID: Albus! What're you doin' here? I thought you were goin' away?
DUMBLEDORE: Yes, yes, well, I'm putting it off for a while. Yes.
HAGRID: Oh, well okay...
//lights go down//
Act II Scene 2
//scene, Mental Institution, HERMIONE and OTHER MENTAL PEOPLE sitting around. MENTAL INSTITUTION WORKERS and BOB bring in a struggling NEW MENTAL PERSON, who's name happens to be PIERRE ENJOLRAS, HERMIONE has HERBERT's coat keeping her warm. HERBERT stands over her.//
BOB: //to MENTAL PEOPLE// Well, guys, this is Pierre Enjolras he-
ENJOLRAS: But YOU can call me master!
BOB: Yes, whatever you say, Pierre, anyways Pierre is going to be staying with us from now on. Be nice to him.
MENTAL PEOPLE: //in unison// Yes Bob!
MENTAL INSTITUTION WORKER: //exclusively to BOB// Bob, exactly what is Pierre's problem?
BOB: He has some strange obsession of some sort.
//MENTAL INSTITUTION WORKERS and BOB leave, ENJOLRAS pounces on top of a table//
CRAZY PERSON 7: Hey! I feel a song comin' on!!
(Song: "Be Prepared" from The Lion King)
ENJOLRAS: I know that your pow'rs of retention,
Are as wet as a warthog's backside,
But thick as you are, PAY ATTENTION!
My words are a matter of pride.
//waves hand in front of CRAZY PERSONS 7-9// It's clear from your vacant expressions,
That the lights are not all on upstairs.
But we're talking Bob and discriminations,
Even YOU can't be caught unawares!!!!
Be prepared for the chance of a lifetime!
Be prepared for sensational news!
A shining new era, is tiptoeing nearer!
CRAZY PERSON 8: And where do we feature?
ENJOLRAS: Just listen to teacher.
I know it sounds sordid,
But you'll be rewarded,
When at last I am given my dues!
AND JUSTICE DELICIOUSLY SQUARED,
BE PREPARED!!!!!!!!!
//spoken://
CRAZY PERSON 2: Ya! Be prepared! Ve'll be prepared! For vat?
ENJOLRAS: For the death of Bob!
CRAZY PERSON 7: What? Is he sick?
ENJOLRAS: No, fool, we're going to kill him! And the crew too!
CRAZY PERSON 3: Great idea!
CRAZY PERSON 10: Who needs Bob and his crew?
CRAZY PERSONS 3+10: //holding hands and dancing (like ring around the rosy) in a circle// No Bob! No crew! We will never be ruled!
ENJOLRAS: IDIOTS!! You will be ruled!
CRAZY PERSON 10: But you said tha-
ENJOLRAS: I am your master! Stick with me and, you'll never be discriminated AGAIN!!!
//singing again//
WHOLE OF MENTAL INSTITUTION EXCEPT HERMIONE AND HERBERT WHO ARE BOTH STANDING BACK, LOOKING VERY STUNNED: //MENTAL PATIENTS are marching around the table in lines, some in wheelchairs and etc. On the table is ENJOLRAS sitting on a pile of stacked chairs and stools//
It's great that we'll soon be connected,
With a boss who'll be all time adored,
ENJOLRAS: Of course, quid pro quo you'll be expected, to take certain//draws finger across his throat// duties on board.
The future is littered with prizes.
And though I'm the main addressee.
The point that I must emphasize is:
YOU WON'T GET A SNIFF WITHOUT ME!!!!
So prepare for the coup //pronounced "coo"// of the century, (OTHER MENTAL PEOPLE: OoOoOoOoOoOoOoO!)
Be prepared, for the murkiest scam! (OTHER MENTALS: Ah-Ah-Ah)
Meticulous planning. (OTHER MENTALS: There'll be joy)
Tenacity spanning. (OTHER MENTALS: Lots of joy)
Decades of denial, (OTHER MENTALS: OoOooOoOoOoOo Ahhhhhhh (keep this 'til I say stop))
Is simply why I'll,
Be boss, undisputed,
Respected, saluted
And SEEN FOR THE WONDER I AM!!! (OTHER MENTALS: AHHHHHHHhhh)
My teeth and ambitions are bared!! //NURSE takes him off the tower of chairs and puts him in a wheelchair//
BE PREPARED!!! //ENJOLRAS cackles madly as nurse solemnly nods and wheels him away, OTHERS watch, then burst back into song as NURSE and ENJOLRAS exit://
ALL: Yes our teeth and ambitions are bared.
BE PREPARED!!!!!!!!!!!! //ALL giggle wildly and go back to business//
(end song)
//time passes, NURSE and BOB come back onstage//
NURSE: Do you think that they were serious and were actually planning to plunge us into oblivion?
BOB: //pauses, then shakes head// Nah..
//BOB and NURSE exit ENJOLRAS maliciously wheels back inside the main part//
ENJOLRAS: MWAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA. Come everyone, //everyone, this time including HERBERT yet still excluding HERMIONE gather in a circle around ENJOLRAS, the NURSE, dressed up as a MENTAL PERSON, gathers too//
(Song: excerpt from "The Barricade" from Les Miserables)
ENJOLRAS: Here upon these stones, we will build our barricade!
In the heart of this institution we call as our own.
Each man to his duties and don't be afraid //CRAZY PERSONS 7-9 start to exit, yet stop as ENJOLRAS shouts://
Wait!
I will need a report on the strength of the foe-
//NURSE steps out//
NURSE: I can find out the truth,
I know their ways,
Was one once,
Yet they thought,
That I was crazy too. //everyone starts breaking chairs and building their "Barricade" in the middle of the room, include things like blankets and bags and weird things.//
(end song)
ENJOLRAS: Good! Now, everyone to their positions, we will surprise them as they enter..
Act II Scene 3a
//scene, Gryffindor Common Room, PAVARTI, GINNY, and HARRY and RON are lounging, HARRY and RON soon exit//
//PAVARTI and GINNY look after them longingly//
(Song: "But Not for Me" from Crazy For You)
PAVARTI: They're writing songs of love, but not for me.
A lucky star's above, but not for me.
With love to lead the way, I've fond more clouds of gray,
Than any potion's class could guarantee.
I know I'm a fool to fall and get that way,
Hey ho Alas, also
Lackaday.
Although I can't dismiss the longing for his kiss..
I wish he was for me.
GINNY: He was knocking on a door,
But not for me.
He'll plan a two by four,
But not for me.
I know that love's a game,
I'm puzzled just the same,
Was I the moth or flame?
I'm all at sea.
It all began so well, but what an end!
This is the time a feller needs a friend!
When ev'ry happy plot.
Ends with a dating knot,
I guess there's no knot for me.
(end song)
//blackout lights with GINNY and PAVARTI hurrying off, as not to be late for classes//
Act II Scene 3b
//scene, hall, VARIOUS STUDENTS hurrying past, GINNY catches up to HARRY//
GINNY: Harry! Hi! I was wondering, are you doing anything Saturday night? We could take a walk around the lake.
HARRY: //looks at her like a disgusting bug// No way-I'm way too busy! And by the way, we are over! I don't want to have anything to do with you, you little booger! //exits//
//GINNY looks devastated//
(Song: "I Dreamed a Dream" from Les Miserables)
GINNY: //still reaching after HARRY// There was a time when he was kind,
His voice was soft,
His words inviting.
There was a time when love was blind,
And the world was a song,
And the song was exciting.
There was a time when it all went wrong..
I dreamed a dream in time gone by.
When hope was high and life worth living.
I dreamed that love would never die.
I dreamed that God would be forgiving.
Then I was young and unafraid.
And dreams were made and used and wasted.
There was no ransom to be paid,
No song unsung, no pumpkin juice un-tasted.
//HARRY walks by again, a bunch of GIRLS at his side//
GINNY: But the tigers come at night.
With their voices harsh as thunder!
As they tear your hope apart,
As they turn your dreams to sha-a-a-a-a-a-a-ame!
He spent two summers by my side!
He filled my days with endless wonder.
He took my childhood in his stride!
But he was gone when autumn came.
And still I dream he will agree.
And we can live the years together!
But there are dreams that cannot be.
And there are storms we cannot weather!
//a bunch of GIRLS hurry past knocking into GINNY and knock her books out of her arms//
I had a dream my life would be,
So different from this hell I'm living!
So different now, from what it was.
//drops to her knees//
Now he has killed the dream I dreamed.
(end song) //black out//
Act II Scene 4
//scene, Mental Institution. PIERRE ENJOLRAS sitting on stack of chairs on table, VARIOUS CRAZY PEOPLE sitting normally around table, when song starts, CRAZY PERSONS 7-9 run in//
CRAZY PERSONS 7-9: //offstage// Enjolras!!
(Song: excerpt from "The ABC Café" from Les Miserables)
CRAZY PERSON 7: At room seven, the sections are prepared!
CRAZY PERSON 8: At twenty-eight they're straining at the leash!
CRAZY PERSON 9: Patients, people everywhere. There's a river on the run. Like the flowing of the tide, people coming to our side.
ENJOLRAS: The time is near!
So near, it's stirring the blood in their veins,
And yet, beware!
Don't let this pride go to your brains!
For the army we fight is a dangerous foe!
And they have men we never can match!
Sure it's easy to sit here and swat them like flies,
But the National Guard would be harder to catch.
We need a sign to rally the people to call them to arms and to bring them in line! (end song)
//NURSE climbs back over barricades//
CRAZY PERSON 8: She's back!
(Song: excerpt from "Javert at the Barricades" from (yes) Les Miserables)
NURSE: I have overheard their plans..there will be..no attack tonight.
They intend to starve us out,
Before they start a proper fight,
Concentrate their force,
Hit us from the right //shows ENJOLRAS something on the map//
CRAZY PERSON 2: //jumping out from crowd// Liar!!
Good evening dear nurse,
Lovely evening, ma dear!
I know zis nurse my friends,
Her name eez Nurse Claire!
Zo dun't believe a verd she says,
'Cause none ov eet's true!
Zis only goes to show vat Crazy people can do.
And crazy people know,
When crazy people fight,
Ve may look easy peekings but ve've got some bite!
So never kick a dog!
Because he's just pup!
Ve'll fight like twenty armies and ve von't give up!
So you'd better run for cover ven ve go up!
(end song)
ENJOLRAS: Bravo, everyone, we've caught the snake in the grass! //whole mental institution goes up into a roar of applause// Now take the nurse and tie her up there. We will decide your fate, Nurse Claire!
//curtain//
DISCLAIMER: NONE OF THESE CHARACTERS BELONG TO ME EXCEPT FOR THE CRAZY PEOPLE, AND BOB AND NURSE YET THEY ARE BASED ON OTHER PEOPLE TOO! (i.e. Crazy Person 2-Junba from Lilo and Stitch)
songs: "Be Prepared!"-The Lion King, by..well, It's owned by Disney
"The Barricades"-Les Miserables, by Alan Boublil, Herbert Kretzmer, and Claude-Michel Schonberg
"But Not for Me"-Crazy for You, by George and Ira Gershwin
"I Dreamed a Dream"-Les Miserables, by Alan Boublil, Herbert Kretzmer, and Claude-Michel Schonberg
"The ABC Café"-Les Miserables, by Alan Boublil, Herbert Kretzmer, and Claude-Michel Schonberg
"Javert at the Barricades"-Les Miserables, by Alan Boublil, Herbert Kretzmer, and Claude-Michel Schonberg
A/A: Okay..about Ron and his schoolwork thingy..Well..I'm just gonna say that the old ladies and press will make a return! Enjolras...Quite a "to- the-point" guy don't ya think? Not much to say here..
ADVERTISEMENT: Cindy Regnarg-My sister! Has a fairly good Pokemon/Harry Potter fic and is working on another one. She's only 10! Take it easy on her, but still review! And yes, she's the one who came up with the poopity poop-poop song. It's okay. She's not that crazy on her own fics..
a.k.a.: Les CrazyforMiserablesYou
A/N: Get ready for ACT II!!! Right, people..ON YOUR WAY! erm..yea...
Act II Scene 1
//scene, Dumbledore's office, MCGONAGALL and RON and DUMBLEDORE are there//
DUMBLEDORE: I've been meaning to talk to you about your recent schoolwork, Mr, Weasley-
MCGONAGALL: Quite frankly, it stinks.
RON: What? What do you mean?
DUMBLEDORE: Well, Ronald, lately, you haven't been doing very w-
//gets cut off buy a very confused looking man with one long eyebrow across his forehead and a tattoo of an eye across his ankle, running in//
WEIRD MAN: Have any of you scum seen three little brats?
DUMBLEDORE: No, not lately
MCGONAGALL: Well yes, I have, if you go down those stairs and take the corridor to the right, you will run into a picture of a very robust vegetable. At the vegetable, take a left, and keep going straight.
WEIRD MAN: Thank you //runs off//
DUMBLEDORE: Did you really-
MCGONAGALL: No I just wanted to get him out of the way.
DUMBLEDORE: Well, anyways...Ron, you haven-
//gets cut off once again by a bunch of old women storming into the room trying to stab him with knitting needles, then the press (a bunch of guys with cameras and microphones) stomp in//
DUMBLEDORE: //gets on top of his desk and screams while pulling out his hair// WILL EVERYONE JUST LEAVE US ALONE AND LET ME TALK!!!!!!! //old ladies and press look very put down and sorrowfully march out// Thank you. Now as I was saying, Ron, I've been worrying about your schoolwork. Is anything bothering you?
RON: Um..no.
DUMBLEDORE: Okay, well that's settled, you're dismissed, Ronald. //RON exits//
MCGONAGALL: Well, Papa, I must be going. Don't want to miss out on the Quidditch match. Tata.
//MCGONAGALL exits HAGRID enters, looks surprised at seeing DUMBLEDORE//
HAGRID: Albus! What're you doin' here? I thought you were goin' away?
DUMBLEDORE: Yes, yes, well, I'm putting it off for a while. Yes.
HAGRID: Oh, well okay...
//lights go down//
Act II Scene 2
//scene, Mental Institution, HERMIONE and OTHER MENTAL PEOPLE sitting around. MENTAL INSTITUTION WORKERS and BOB bring in a struggling NEW MENTAL PERSON, who's name happens to be PIERRE ENJOLRAS, HERMIONE has HERBERT's coat keeping her warm. HERBERT stands over her.//
BOB: //to MENTAL PEOPLE// Well, guys, this is Pierre Enjolras he-
ENJOLRAS: But YOU can call me master!
BOB: Yes, whatever you say, Pierre, anyways Pierre is going to be staying with us from now on. Be nice to him.
MENTAL PEOPLE: //in unison// Yes Bob!
MENTAL INSTITUTION WORKER: //exclusively to BOB// Bob, exactly what is Pierre's problem?
BOB: He has some strange obsession of some sort.
//MENTAL INSTITUTION WORKERS and BOB leave, ENJOLRAS pounces on top of a table//
CRAZY PERSON 7: Hey! I feel a song comin' on!!
(Song: "Be Prepared" from The Lion King)
ENJOLRAS: I know that your pow'rs of retention,
Are as wet as a warthog's backside,
But thick as you are, PAY ATTENTION!
My words are a matter of pride.
//waves hand in front of CRAZY PERSONS 7-9// It's clear from your vacant expressions,
That the lights are not all on upstairs.
But we're talking Bob and discriminations,
Even YOU can't be caught unawares!!!!
Be prepared for the chance of a lifetime!
Be prepared for sensational news!
A shining new era, is tiptoeing nearer!
CRAZY PERSON 8: And where do we feature?
ENJOLRAS: Just listen to teacher.
I know it sounds sordid,
But you'll be rewarded,
When at last I am given my dues!
AND JUSTICE DELICIOUSLY SQUARED,
BE PREPARED!!!!!!!!!
//spoken://
CRAZY PERSON 2: Ya! Be prepared! Ve'll be prepared! For vat?
ENJOLRAS: For the death of Bob!
CRAZY PERSON 7: What? Is he sick?
ENJOLRAS: No, fool, we're going to kill him! And the crew too!
CRAZY PERSON 3: Great idea!
CRAZY PERSON 10: Who needs Bob and his crew?
CRAZY PERSONS 3+10: //holding hands and dancing (like ring around the rosy) in a circle// No Bob! No crew! We will never be ruled!
ENJOLRAS: IDIOTS!! You will be ruled!
CRAZY PERSON 10: But you said tha-
ENJOLRAS: I am your master! Stick with me and, you'll never be discriminated AGAIN!!!
//singing again//
WHOLE OF MENTAL INSTITUTION EXCEPT HERMIONE AND HERBERT WHO ARE BOTH STANDING BACK, LOOKING VERY STUNNED: //MENTAL PATIENTS are marching around the table in lines, some in wheelchairs and etc. On the table is ENJOLRAS sitting on a pile of stacked chairs and stools//
It's great that we'll soon be connected,
With a boss who'll be all time adored,
ENJOLRAS: Of course, quid pro quo you'll be expected, to take certain//draws finger across his throat// duties on board.
The future is littered with prizes.
And though I'm the main addressee.
The point that I must emphasize is:
YOU WON'T GET A SNIFF WITHOUT ME!!!!
So prepare for the coup //pronounced "coo"// of the century, (OTHER MENTAL PEOPLE: OoOoOoOoOoOoOoO!)
Be prepared, for the murkiest scam! (OTHER MENTALS: Ah-Ah-Ah)
Meticulous planning. (OTHER MENTALS: There'll be joy)
Tenacity spanning. (OTHER MENTALS: Lots of joy)
Decades of denial, (OTHER MENTALS: OoOooOoOoOoOo Ahhhhhhh (keep this 'til I say stop))
Is simply why I'll,
Be boss, undisputed,
Respected, saluted
And SEEN FOR THE WONDER I AM!!! (OTHER MENTALS: AHHHHHHHhhh)
My teeth and ambitions are bared!! //NURSE takes him off the tower of chairs and puts him in a wheelchair//
BE PREPARED!!! //ENJOLRAS cackles madly as nurse solemnly nods and wheels him away, OTHERS watch, then burst back into song as NURSE and ENJOLRAS exit://
ALL: Yes our teeth and ambitions are bared.
BE PREPARED!!!!!!!!!!!! //ALL giggle wildly and go back to business//
(end song)
//time passes, NURSE and BOB come back onstage//
NURSE: Do you think that they were serious and were actually planning to plunge us into oblivion?
BOB: //pauses, then shakes head// Nah..
//BOB and NURSE exit ENJOLRAS maliciously wheels back inside the main part//
ENJOLRAS: MWAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA. Come everyone, //everyone, this time including HERBERT yet still excluding HERMIONE gather in a circle around ENJOLRAS, the NURSE, dressed up as a MENTAL PERSON, gathers too//
(Song: excerpt from "The Barricade" from Les Miserables)
ENJOLRAS: Here upon these stones, we will build our barricade!
In the heart of this institution we call as our own.
Each man to his duties and don't be afraid //CRAZY PERSONS 7-9 start to exit, yet stop as ENJOLRAS shouts://
Wait!
I will need a report on the strength of the foe-
//NURSE steps out//
NURSE: I can find out the truth,
I know their ways,
Was one once,
Yet they thought,
That I was crazy too. //everyone starts breaking chairs and building their "Barricade" in the middle of the room, include things like blankets and bags and weird things.//
(end song)
ENJOLRAS: Good! Now, everyone to their positions, we will surprise them as they enter..
Act II Scene 3a
//scene, Gryffindor Common Room, PAVARTI, GINNY, and HARRY and RON are lounging, HARRY and RON soon exit//
//PAVARTI and GINNY look after them longingly//
(Song: "But Not for Me" from Crazy For You)
PAVARTI: They're writing songs of love, but not for me.
A lucky star's above, but not for me.
With love to lead the way, I've fond more clouds of gray,
Than any potion's class could guarantee.
I know I'm a fool to fall and get that way,
Hey ho Alas, also
Lackaday.
Although I can't dismiss the longing for his kiss..
I wish he was for me.
GINNY: He was knocking on a door,
But not for me.
He'll plan a two by four,
But not for me.
I know that love's a game,
I'm puzzled just the same,
Was I the moth or flame?
I'm all at sea.
It all began so well, but what an end!
This is the time a feller needs a friend!
When ev'ry happy plot.
Ends with a dating knot,
I guess there's no knot for me.
(end song)
//blackout lights with GINNY and PAVARTI hurrying off, as not to be late for classes//
Act II Scene 3b
//scene, hall, VARIOUS STUDENTS hurrying past, GINNY catches up to HARRY//
GINNY: Harry! Hi! I was wondering, are you doing anything Saturday night? We could take a walk around the lake.
HARRY: //looks at her like a disgusting bug// No way-I'm way too busy! And by the way, we are over! I don't want to have anything to do with you, you little booger! //exits//
//GINNY looks devastated//
(Song: "I Dreamed a Dream" from Les Miserables)
GINNY: //still reaching after HARRY// There was a time when he was kind,
His voice was soft,
His words inviting.
There was a time when love was blind,
And the world was a song,
And the song was exciting.
There was a time when it all went wrong..
I dreamed a dream in time gone by.
When hope was high and life worth living.
I dreamed that love would never die.
I dreamed that God would be forgiving.
Then I was young and unafraid.
And dreams were made and used and wasted.
There was no ransom to be paid,
No song unsung, no pumpkin juice un-tasted.
//HARRY walks by again, a bunch of GIRLS at his side//
GINNY: But the tigers come at night.
With their voices harsh as thunder!
As they tear your hope apart,
As they turn your dreams to sha-a-a-a-a-a-a-ame!
He spent two summers by my side!
He filled my days with endless wonder.
He took my childhood in his stride!
But he was gone when autumn came.
And still I dream he will agree.
And we can live the years together!
But there are dreams that cannot be.
And there are storms we cannot weather!
//a bunch of GIRLS hurry past knocking into GINNY and knock her books out of her arms//
I had a dream my life would be,
So different from this hell I'm living!
So different now, from what it was.
//drops to her knees//
Now he has killed the dream I dreamed.
(end song) //black out//
Act II Scene 4
//scene, Mental Institution. PIERRE ENJOLRAS sitting on stack of chairs on table, VARIOUS CRAZY PEOPLE sitting normally around table, when song starts, CRAZY PERSONS 7-9 run in//
CRAZY PERSONS 7-9: //offstage// Enjolras!!
(Song: excerpt from "The ABC Café" from Les Miserables)
CRAZY PERSON 7: At room seven, the sections are prepared!
CRAZY PERSON 8: At twenty-eight they're straining at the leash!
CRAZY PERSON 9: Patients, people everywhere. There's a river on the run. Like the flowing of the tide, people coming to our side.
ENJOLRAS: The time is near!
So near, it's stirring the blood in their veins,
And yet, beware!
Don't let this pride go to your brains!
For the army we fight is a dangerous foe!
And they have men we never can match!
Sure it's easy to sit here and swat them like flies,
But the National Guard would be harder to catch.
We need a sign to rally the people to call them to arms and to bring them in line! (end song)
//NURSE climbs back over barricades//
CRAZY PERSON 8: She's back!
(Song: excerpt from "Javert at the Barricades" from (yes) Les Miserables)
NURSE: I have overheard their plans..there will be..no attack tonight.
They intend to starve us out,
Before they start a proper fight,
Concentrate their force,
Hit us from the right //shows ENJOLRAS something on the map//
CRAZY PERSON 2: //jumping out from crowd// Liar!!
Good evening dear nurse,
Lovely evening, ma dear!
I know zis nurse my friends,
Her name eez Nurse Claire!
Zo dun't believe a verd she says,
'Cause none ov eet's true!
Zis only goes to show vat Crazy people can do.
And crazy people know,
When crazy people fight,
Ve may look easy peekings but ve've got some bite!
So never kick a dog!
Because he's just pup!
Ve'll fight like twenty armies and ve von't give up!
So you'd better run for cover ven ve go up!
(end song)
ENJOLRAS: Bravo, everyone, we've caught the snake in the grass! //whole mental institution goes up into a roar of applause// Now take the nurse and tie her up there. We will decide your fate, Nurse Claire!
//curtain//
DISCLAIMER: NONE OF THESE CHARACTERS BELONG TO ME EXCEPT FOR THE CRAZY PEOPLE, AND BOB AND NURSE YET THEY ARE BASED ON OTHER PEOPLE TOO! (i.e. Crazy Person 2-Junba from Lilo and Stitch)
songs: "Be Prepared!"-The Lion King, by..well, It's owned by Disney
"The Barricades"-Les Miserables, by Alan Boublil, Herbert Kretzmer, and Claude-Michel Schonberg
"But Not for Me"-Crazy for You, by George and Ira Gershwin
"I Dreamed a Dream"-Les Miserables, by Alan Boublil, Herbert Kretzmer, and Claude-Michel Schonberg
"The ABC Café"-Les Miserables, by Alan Boublil, Herbert Kretzmer, and Claude-Michel Schonberg
"Javert at the Barricades"-Les Miserables, by Alan Boublil, Herbert Kretzmer, and Claude-Michel Schonberg
A/A: Okay..about Ron and his schoolwork thingy..Well..I'm just gonna say that the old ladies and press will make a return! Enjolras...Quite a "to- the-point" guy don't ya think? Not much to say here..
ADVERTISEMENT: Cindy Regnarg-My sister! Has a fairly good Pokemon/Harry Potter fic and is working on another one. She's only 10! Take it easy on her, but still review! And yes, she's the one who came up with the poopity poop-poop song. It's okay. She's not that crazy on her own fics..
