Hello again. I'm back with my third chapter.

Yami: Oh great. Now she's probably gonna make us dress in drag and do the hula.

YG: Hmmmm, not a bad idea.

Everyone: O_______________________O;;

Well I hope you enjoy and please review! ^_______^

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(Where we last left of the crew had just boarded the plane and was waiting to take off, while a rather saturated Joey squirmed uncomfortably, and threatened to wet himself Oo;;)

Joey: AH MAN!! I CAN'T HOLD IT ANYMORE!

Yugi: The plane is gonna take off in a few minutes you can't!

Malik: Ah, let him go. If we're lucky he'll flush himself down the toilet.

Joey: O_o;;

Stewardess: Please remain in your seats for we will be departing in a few moments. Please enjoy your flight.

Malik: This should be cool. I've never been on a plane, and we're gonna be 15,000 feet in the air, in metal.thingy.that could crash any moment! It's gonna be cool.

Joey: OO;;

Moments later the plane began to take off. The sounds of the plane skidding across the runway and the flaps lifting were easily drowned out by Joey's screams of fear.

Joey: Mommy! I don't wanna die! ::clings to Yugi::

Yugi: Joey.can't.breathe. _

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~Moments after the plane was steadily in the air~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

Joey had lost all signs of fear and raced to the bathroom. Moments later he walked out looking relieved.

Joey: Man, I think I flooded da bathroom.

Everyone on plane: O_______o;;

Stewardess: We will be playing our feature film for this flight. You can purchase headsets from the other stewardess's for $5 each. The film for today is Little Shop of Horrors. (YG: Oh man, I hate that movie. Sorry but this is genuine torture for the gang. ^^;;)

Everyone gets comfortable, or tried, especially Joey who was very squished because Malik had put his seat all the way down.

Joey: oo

Yami was reading a magazine, and Bakura was blasting Disturbed music.

Ryou: How can you have that music up so high without hurting your ears?

Bakura: HUH?

Ryou: ::sighs:: How can you have that--

Bakura: WHAT? DID YOU SAY SOMETHING?

Ryou: ::getting annoyed:: I SAID! HOW CAN YOU HAVE THAT MUSIC UP SO HI-- oh nevermind -.-;;

Bakura: WHAT? I CAN'T HEAR YOU SPEAK UP!

Ryou: -_______-;;

Duke was looking out the window to the scenery below.

Duke: Dude. everyone looks like little ants. Wait.. Oo;; that is an ant. What's an ant doing hitching a free ride at this altitude?

The little ant suddenly smiled a big smile. It put on a helmet, strapped a belt in place. It jumped of the window sill and Duke watched as it sank through the air, when suddenly a small red parachute opened and the ant sailed through the air. Then it got sucked into the propeller's and was shredded like wet toilet paper.

Duke: Oo;; Uh.ya. That was normal. o.o;;

Mostly everyone had fallen asleep by this point. Except Malik who was quite content with watching the featured movie. (YG: Oo;;) Joey was asleep and mumbling something about a "Magical Whipped Cream Mountain" and Tristan was snoring really loud. Then suddenly the plane began to shake violently.

Stewardess: We are now arriving in Nassau, New Providence Bahamas. The temperature is 85 degrees under bright and sunny skies.

Everyone sat up straight and looked out their windows to see the sparkling turquoise waters.

Everyone: Wow!

~*~*~In the cargo hold~*~*~

Mystery Person: Hehe. They will learn they're lesson about trying to leave me behind. Oh I can't wait to see those sexy guys in their trunks. *laughs like a 10 year old on drugs this time* *Hack hack* MUHAHAHA!!!

~*~*~In the airport~*~*~

Everyone by now had gotten off the plane and gotten their luggage. Everyone had to drag Malik off the plane because he wanted to see the end of the movie.

Malik: -_-*

They all walked to the Customs section to get their passports checked. A Bahamian band was playing and the gang got in the line to customs.

Malik: -_-* Do we have to wait in this long line just to get into a larger line??

Everyone nods which makes Malik steam a little.

Malik: Ah screw this. *pulls out millennium rod* (YG: Ooooh you bad Malik- san. Tsk tsk taking the millennium rod with you on vacation. Did anyone try and stop him? O.o;;) *makes everyone go and listen to the catchy Bahamian beats* Hehe.I'm evil.

Yami Malik: Seriously Malik. Why didn't you make them all go and jump off a cliff? Or just gut them all? You are like, so lame.

Everyone: O.o;;

Malik: I knew I should've just locked you in the closet. -.-;;

~*~*~Outside about to get on the buses to go to the resort~*~*~

Everyone put their luggage down and tried to find their bus. It was hard to hear because of the buses motors roaring. The whole area smelled like oil. They eventually found their tour bus and got on. All the seats were pretty much taken, but there were just enough left to fit all of them in. The problem was all the seats were scattered so everyone had to sit next to some complete stranger. Joey quickly sat down next to this one blonde wearing a pink tanktop and a black miniskirt.

Joey: Hi. Come here often? ::casually::

The blonde shot him an annoyed look before spraying him in the face with hair spray and moving to a different seat. Yugi came over and sat next to Joey, relieved he could sit next to his friend.

Joey: . *cough*

Ryou sat down next to the girl after Joey got rejected.

Blonde: Hi. Your cute.

Ryou: -^_^-;;

Bakura reluctantly sat down next to this one obese woman who was currently eating a giant crab. She smelled like saurkraught and had a huge nose with a mole so big it probably votes. (YG: Ohhh, the horror. *______*;;)

Obese Moley Woman: ::belch:: Ya want some corn? ::hick accent::

Bakura: Uh no. I'm ok Oo;;

Malik took his seat next to this one hairy man who kept hawking lugeys out of his window. He had a hat that said "National Sewage Department" on it. He smelled like cat pee and had smudges of chocolate all over his face.

Malik: Oh Ra be merciful on my poor mortal soul *_*;;

Yami Malik sat down next to this one kid who was playing with a slingshot. He was shooting people in the back of the head with pebbles and then took aim at Yami Malik.

Yami Malik: Shoot me and I'll shove that slingshot so far up your ass you'll wish you were feminine.

Kid: oo;;

The bus ride was long and bumpy. Every time they turned a corner they thought they would fall into the ocean. The streets were so narrow they would better fit scooters let alone tour buses. On top of that the bus driver seemed suicidal. Everyone prayed through the whole ride until they reached this giant bridge.

Suicidal Bus Driver: We are currently going over the bridge that connects Nassau to Paradise Island. If you look to your left you can see the top of the Atlantis Resort.

Everyone immediately looked out their left windows and sure enough they could see the giant marlin statues that welcomed their arrival to a true paradise.

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Well I hope you enjoyed part 3 to my fic. Sorry if I'm cramming a lot of things in one chapter. I don't usually feel like continueing my fics but when I have inspiration I write till I'm empty. Cahp 4 will be up soon, I hope.

Bakura: You are so going to hell.

Malik: Ya what he said.

Yami Malik: *pulls out ropes*

Yami Girl: *_______* Well, ummm, hehe I guess I better go now. I hope you enjoyed and please review!! *runs out with everyone chasing here with death in mind* *_______* JA!