OMG!! I'm actually updating!! O_O!! PH34R!!!! XDDD Well . . . the chapter
you've all been waiting for . . . the pool party! DDD And action!!!
Malik: Oh dear. O__________o;;;
Bakura: *runs for his life only to trip and get his head stuck in a waste basket*
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Once everyone was done getting changed into their swimming attire, they proceeded to make their way to the pools. Pegasus frolicked happily in front of everyone else while Yami Malik and Bakura took up the back.
"There is now way in hell I am getting in any pool with that Funny Bunny, soul stealing obsessed kleptomaniac . . ." Bakura muttered, his face showing anything but content.
"Well look whose talking!" Yami Malik said while shoving Bakura slightly.
"HEY! I am *not* a funny bunny obsessive!!!" Bakura argued. Yami Malik just chuckled and walked over to a pool were sea turtles were swimming around happily.
"Hey, I'm bored. Wanna throw stuff at the turtles?" he asked.
"Sure, why not?" Bakura shrugged as he grabbed the closest kid, stole his slushie and threw it at one of the turtles. The slushie hit it's target as the frosty, raspberry beverage spilled over the turtle's shell. At that moment Duke came running out of the hotel doors, they had left him behind! He spotted Yami Malik and Bakura and waved.
"Everyone else at the pools?" he asked.
"Yeah . . . as well as Peggy the One Eyed Pirate," Bakura replied, his eyes on the turtle. Duke blinked a few times, before looking at the turtle himself.
"Uhhh . . . why is it covered in slushie . . . stuff?" he asked slightly confused.
"Baka-boy threw it at it," Yami Malik answered, while folding his arms over his chest.
"Who you calling baka-boy cockatoo head?!" Bakura shouted, before jumping at Yami Malik and pummeling him senseless. While they were rolling around beating the schmuck out of each other, the turtle noticed what had hit 'em. It raised it's head and looked at it's shell, and looked up and narrowed it's eyes at Duke.
"You did this didn't you?!" it spoke!!! Poor Duke almost fainted.
"Not again!!!!!!!!" he cried as he ran away, the turtle crawling out of the pool, calling it's friends and stampeding very un-turtle like after him.
~*~*~*~*~Meanwhile at the Pools~*~*~*~*~
"Yahoo!!!" Joey shouted as he dove head first into the pool. Too bad for him he didn't read the signs posted *everywhere*. And he ended up smashing his face against the concrete of the shallow pool, and cried.
"Good going ya doofus!" Tristan said, smacking him upside the head. Joey shook his head and miraculously recovered!
"Who ya calling a doofus?! . . . ya doofus!!" Joey said while pouting.
"Guys, guys!! Let's try to get along okay?" Yugi chimed in. Joey and Tristan turned their eyes to him, and burst out laughing. "What?!" Yugi shouted, a little confused.
"Yug . . . what's wit da trunks?!" Joey pointed at him, literally in tears.
"Yeah! You never told us about yer little crush!!" Tristan added, also rolling around laughing. Yugi looked down at his trunks. What was so weird?! They only had hearts and Dark Magician Girls on them!!!! Yugi sniffled, and turned around to face Yami.
"Yami!! They're making fun!!---YAMI!!!" Yugi cried. Yami had the weirdest face on, as if straining slightly. He chuckled slightly, and then fell to the ground also laughing. Yugi sniffled again, and then ran away crying.
"You guys! Now look what you did!!!" Tea scolded them as she ran after him.
"Oh man . . . now I . . . now I feel bad!!!!" Joey cried, falling over laughing again.
"Okay you guys, that's quite enough of that for now." Ryou said, wading into the water.
"Alright alright. I'm done," Tristan said while standing up again and catching his breath. "Ah man . . . my sides hurt!"
Joey was still rolling around laughing when Mai walked up to him. "What on earth is so funny Joseph?" she asked. Joey lifted his head and looked at Mai, then blushed crimson and broke out in a severe nosebleed. Mai was wearing a skimpy purple bikini, and Joey couldn't help but look at anywhere but her face. Mai scoffed and walked off in a huff. "You men!" she cried as she walked off to go tan on the beach.
"Smooooth," Bakura said as he and Yami Malik walked up to the rest of them.
"Ahhhh shaddap," Joey said while getting to his feet.
Mokuba then merrily skipped up to them and chirped merrily, "What's up?!"
Everyone flinched at the sound of his high pitched voice, and Yami Malik replied, "We are about to dominate the world through the use of miniature poodles and many packages of pudding."
Everyone looked at Yami Malik like he was crazy, which he was. "O____________o;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;"
Mokuba then looked around and blinked. " . . . SETO?!?!" he screeched, making everyone flinch yet again.
". . . I'm not coming out Mokuba . . ." Kaiba's voice was heard.
"Come on big brother!!! Come swim!!!" Mokuba giggled as he ran over to the door's and dragged a very reluctant Seto Kaiba out into the sunlight. Everyone blinked a few times, then a few weird muffled sounds, before *everyone* started bursting out in uncontrollable laughter.
"KAIBA!? What the heck happened ta you?! Fall into a kiddy store?!" Joey burst out, tears streaming down his face.
"Oh Ra!!!! What happened to Mr. I'll kick Your Ass?! I suppose the rubber ducky is the latest Kaiba Corp contraption that, gives you rocket boosters in the water or something?!" Bakura fell over crying, laughing like the sadistic nutcase he was.
"Oh shut up!!! I can't swim!!!" Kaiba shouted angrily. He was attached with all the bells and whistles you can think of. A pair of goggles, a snorkel, flippers, eat and nose plugs, floaties and a cute little ducky float. ^.^
"Everyone fear the high and mighty Seto Kaiba!!" Tristan cried, nearly passing out from lack of air.
"I was finally *pant* able to *pant* shake of the *pant* turtles . . . " Duke said while running up, trying to catch his breath. He took one look at Kaiba and fell over laughing like everyone else, turning blue from lack of air.
Yugi and Tea came back, and also fell victim to the terrible laughing sickness cause by looking at Kaiba and his pool attire.
"Kaiba boy you look so cute!!!!" Pegasus squealed, while running up to Kaiba, his arms outstretched and his lips puckered.
"O__________O HELL NO!!!" Kaiba screamed while running down the beach away from Pegasus, leaving everyone else in tears by the pool, the laughter heard from miles away. "Damn this vacatioooooooon!!!!!!!!"
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Enjoy? XDD I sure had a great time writing it. Well, next chapter will be up sometime. O_o *is juggling fics at the moment* Ja minna san! ^.~
Malik: Oh dear. O__________o;;;
Bakura: *runs for his life only to trip and get his head stuck in a waste basket*
o_______________o;; Start! !!
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Once everyone was done getting changed into their swimming attire, they proceeded to make their way to the pools. Pegasus frolicked happily in front of everyone else while Yami Malik and Bakura took up the back.
"There is now way in hell I am getting in any pool with that Funny Bunny, soul stealing obsessed kleptomaniac . . ." Bakura muttered, his face showing anything but content.
"Well look whose talking!" Yami Malik said while shoving Bakura slightly.
"HEY! I am *not* a funny bunny obsessive!!!" Bakura argued. Yami Malik just chuckled and walked over to a pool were sea turtles were swimming around happily.
"Hey, I'm bored. Wanna throw stuff at the turtles?" he asked.
"Sure, why not?" Bakura shrugged as he grabbed the closest kid, stole his slushie and threw it at one of the turtles. The slushie hit it's target as the frosty, raspberry beverage spilled over the turtle's shell. At that moment Duke came running out of the hotel doors, they had left him behind! He spotted Yami Malik and Bakura and waved.
"Everyone else at the pools?" he asked.
"Yeah . . . as well as Peggy the One Eyed Pirate," Bakura replied, his eyes on the turtle. Duke blinked a few times, before looking at the turtle himself.
"Uhhh . . . why is it covered in slushie . . . stuff?" he asked slightly confused.
"Baka-boy threw it at it," Yami Malik answered, while folding his arms over his chest.
"Who you calling baka-boy cockatoo head?!" Bakura shouted, before jumping at Yami Malik and pummeling him senseless. While they were rolling around beating the schmuck out of each other, the turtle noticed what had hit 'em. It raised it's head and looked at it's shell, and looked up and narrowed it's eyes at Duke.
"You did this didn't you?!" it spoke!!! Poor Duke almost fainted.
"Not again!!!!!!!!" he cried as he ran away, the turtle crawling out of the pool, calling it's friends and stampeding very un-turtle like after him.
~*~*~*~*~Meanwhile at the Pools~*~*~*~*~
"Yahoo!!!" Joey shouted as he dove head first into the pool. Too bad for him he didn't read the signs posted *everywhere*. And he ended up smashing his face against the concrete of the shallow pool, and cried.
"Good going ya doofus!" Tristan said, smacking him upside the head. Joey shook his head and miraculously recovered!
"Who ya calling a doofus?! . . . ya doofus!!" Joey said while pouting.
"Guys, guys!! Let's try to get along okay?" Yugi chimed in. Joey and Tristan turned their eyes to him, and burst out laughing. "What?!" Yugi shouted, a little confused.
"Yug . . . what's wit da trunks?!" Joey pointed at him, literally in tears.
"Yeah! You never told us about yer little crush!!" Tristan added, also rolling around laughing. Yugi looked down at his trunks. What was so weird?! They only had hearts and Dark Magician Girls on them!!!! Yugi sniffled, and turned around to face Yami.
"Yami!! They're making fun!!---YAMI!!!" Yugi cried. Yami had the weirdest face on, as if straining slightly. He chuckled slightly, and then fell to the ground also laughing. Yugi sniffled again, and then ran away crying.
"You guys! Now look what you did!!!" Tea scolded them as she ran after him.
"Oh man . . . now I . . . now I feel bad!!!!" Joey cried, falling over laughing again.
"Okay you guys, that's quite enough of that for now." Ryou said, wading into the water.
"Alright alright. I'm done," Tristan said while standing up again and catching his breath. "Ah man . . . my sides hurt!"
Joey was still rolling around laughing when Mai walked up to him. "What on earth is so funny Joseph?" she asked. Joey lifted his head and looked at Mai, then blushed crimson and broke out in a severe nosebleed. Mai was wearing a skimpy purple bikini, and Joey couldn't help but look at anywhere but her face. Mai scoffed and walked off in a huff. "You men!" she cried as she walked off to go tan on the beach.
"Smooooth," Bakura said as he and Yami Malik walked up to the rest of them.
"Ahhhh shaddap," Joey said while getting to his feet.
Mokuba then merrily skipped up to them and chirped merrily, "What's up?!"
Everyone flinched at the sound of his high pitched voice, and Yami Malik replied, "We are about to dominate the world through the use of miniature poodles and many packages of pudding."
Everyone looked at Yami Malik like he was crazy, which he was. "O____________o;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;"
Mokuba then looked around and blinked. " . . . SETO?!?!" he screeched, making everyone flinch yet again.
". . . I'm not coming out Mokuba . . ." Kaiba's voice was heard.
"Come on big brother!!! Come swim!!!" Mokuba giggled as he ran over to the door's and dragged a very reluctant Seto Kaiba out into the sunlight. Everyone blinked a few times, then a few weird muffled sounds, before *everyone* started bursting out in uncontrollable laughter.
"KAIBA!? What the heck happened ta you?! Fall into a kiddy store?!" Joey burst out, tears streaming down his face.
"Oh Ra!!!! What happened to Mr. I'll kick Your Ass?! I suppose the rubber ducky is the latest Kaiba Corp contraption that, gives you rocket boosters in the water or something?!" Bakura fell over crying, laughing like the sadistic nutcase he was.
"Oh shut up!!! I can't swim!!!" Kaiba shouted angrily. He was attached with all the bells and whistles you can think of. A pair of goggles, a snorkel, flippers, eat and nose plugs, floaties and a cute little ducky float. ^.^
"Everyone fear the high and mighty Seto Kaiba!!" Tristan cried, nearly passing out from lack of air.
"I was finally *pant* able to *pant* shake of the *pant* turtles . . . " Duke said while running up, trying to catch his breath. He took one look at Kaiba and fell over laughing like everyone else, turning blue from lack of air.
Yugi and Tea came back, and also fell victim to the terrible laughing sickness cause by looking at Kaiba and his pool attire.
"Kaiba boy you look so cute!!!!" Pegasus squealed, while running up to Kaiba, his arms outstretched and his lips puckered.
"O__________O HELL NO!!!" Kaiba screamed while running down the beach away from Pegasus, leaving everyone else in tears by the pool, the laughter heard from miles away. "Damn this vacatioooooooon!!!!!!!!"
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Enjoy? XDD I sure had a great time writing it. Well, next chapter will be up sometime. O_o *is juggling fics at the moment* Ja minna san! ^.~
