Hi people. O.o I'm back again!! This chapter should be prettuh funneh toooooo. :D Oh and my brother told me to put something here. The idea of Yami Malik taking over the world with miniature poodles and many packages of pudding was his idea, copyrighted by my brother. .;; The idea is to run the miniature poodles through a carwash, making lots of bystanders come to watch and hand out pudding to them, getting lots of money and there by dominating the world. O_o;; Anyway, let's get this fic started! :D

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*Snooooooooooore*

The three yamis and the single hikari slept peacefully in room 8128. Malik was dreaming about driving his motorcycle across the Great Wall, like the way that chick did it in Tomb Raider 2. Man, he loved that movie. Yami was dreaming about---(A/N: Yami: Hey don't tell them that!!!!) . . .Yami Malik was dreaming about a giant cheeseburger chasing him down the streets of Copenhagen, Denmark. And Bakura . . . well he was actually tossing and turning in pain from a previous squabble with Yami Malik.

"N-N-No . . . no Mr. Cheeseburger . . . don't . . . don't eat!! Dun eat . . . meh . . . *snooore*" Yami Malik talked in his sleep, his being drowned out by Yami's constant giddy giggles in his sleep.

Pegasus was dreaming of his favorite young duelists (them all being male). He giggled and sucked his thumb as he rolled around in the bathtub he had been forced to sleep in in the bathroom.

Malik's dream suddenly ended as his eyes fluttered open slowly. He groaned and sat up, rubbing his eyes and turning to look at the clock. 8:00 AM. He threw the covers off of himself and stood up and walked across the room to where his yami was sleeping. He tried to stifle his laughter as he heard Yami Malik muttering something about a killer cheeseburger in his sleep. He then reached down and began to shake him to wake him up.

"Yami, hey yami wake up!" he said while shaking him lightly. After receiving no reply he shook him harder. "Yami. . .? Yami! Wake up!"

"Beware . . .me cheeseburger, I'll . . . control your mind . . .and . . . gut you. *snooooooooore*" Yami Malik muttered, turning over in his sleep.

Malik sighed and continued shaking him. "Yaaaaaaaami? Wake up!" Still nothing. Malik grinned lightly and whispered, "Yami Malik . . . I'm going to get you! I'm going to eat you! Fear my cheeseburgeryness! Muhahahahaha!" Malik tried as hard as he could to hold back his laughter. When he saw his yami turn over again he continued. "Fear me Yami Malik! Okay this is old, wake up doofus!" he shouted while smacking him across the head. Still nothing!! Malik sat there for a long time, frowning at his yami. *looooooooooooooooong paaaaaaaaause* "Hey Ya-!" Malik tried to say before his yami bolted upwards and slapped Malik very hard across the face, his eyes shut tightly.

"God damnit cheeseburger I said leave me alone!!!!" Yami Malik suddenly screamed as Malik flew backwards into a wall, a big red slap mark across his face.

"Good . . . you're . . . awake. . . @________@" Malik said, sliding down the wall into a little lump on the floor.

Bakura bolted upwards and looked around. "o_o What the hell?" his eyes fell on Malik, and then a sweating, paranoid looking Yami Malik. "Uhhhhh . . .I think I'll go get changed." He said as he walked to the bathroom and opened the door.

"Ba!-" Pegasus shoiuted with delight before Bakura slammed the door, looking a little disturbed.

"As I said . . . I'll go change somewhere else but here." He said as he walked out the door and went to where Yugi and them were staying.

Yami was awake by then as well and nodded. "He's got a good plan." He said as he stood up, grabbed his clothes and ran after Bakura.

Yami Malik sighed and looked over at his hikari. "God you look pitiful. O_o;;" he noted as he got out of bed and began dragging his hikari out of the room. Pausing for a second to out a chair against the doorknob to the bathroom. "This works for all of us, Peg-head." He snickered as he proceeded out the door.

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A few hours later everyone was resting on the beach. The sun was warm and the breeze was nice. Tea and Mai were tanning in the sun, Malik was teasing about the cheeseburger while fleeing from his yami, Tristan and Joey were dunking each other in the water, and Duke was happily enjoying a coconut.

"Ahhhhh this is the life!" Duke shouted happily, tilting his sunglasses upwards to look around a bit before dropping them again and drinking the milk from his coconut. Just then a pigeon flew up to him and perched on his knee. Duke recoiled and screamed. "No animals!!!" he cried as he curled up into a little ball on his beach chair.

"Don't worry Duke. The pigeons around here always do that I heard. They just want some of the fruit from your coconut. Not like it'll eat you or anything!" Tea laughed as she put on more tanning oil, passing the bottle to Mai.

"Oh, oh well if you say so." Duke said, straightening himself out and breaking some fruit off from the inside of his coconut. He held the piece out to the pigeon, who in turn tilted it's head and grabbed the piece, swallowing it instantly. "Heh, hungry little guy eh?" Duke laughed slightly while breaking off another piece, handing it to the pigeon once more. The pigeon tilted it's head again, and then suddenly screeched numerous times. Duke held his ears and once it was finished he blinked, staring at the pigeon.

Suddenly the sky darkened, and the sound of beating wings filled the air. Duke looked up in sheer horror as a huge swarm of pigeons flew at him. He got up and ran screaming down the beach. "AUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH!!!!!!!!! PIGEONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!" he screamed as he ran.

Joey looked up from wrestling with Tristan and called out to Duke, "Ya that's the way! You show dem pigeons they ain't getting'none of yer coconut!"

Kaiba watched Duke being chased by the pigeons from a private yacht he had rented that was anchored a little ways off of the beach. He laughed and pointed at him as Mokuba looked over the edges of the boat. He saw a shadow and shouted, "LOOK BROTHER A FISHIE!!!" Kaiba flinched and dropped his laptop.

"Stop shouting Mokuba I'm right here!" he frowned as he looked over the edge of the boat to, and he was quite surprised to see a group of hammerheads swimming around under the boat. He shrugged and walked back over to his laptop and checked up on the functions of Kaiba Corp.

Suddenly an explosion violently shook the boat as smoke started to rise from the engines of the boat. "Oh what now?!" Kaiba groaned, turning off his laptop and examining the engine. He then blinked and looked down at his feet and shouted in shock. "AUGH!"

The floor of the boat was covered in sea water. "Yay brother we're sinking!" Mokuba chirped and clapped his hands. "This is exciting!" he cheered as he began to sing the Gilligan's Island theme.

Kaiba looked back and forth at all of his equipment, panicked and determined not to lose any of it. Just another boat drove up to the yacht and a man spoked rapid Jamaican. "C'mon man get yourself and your little bro' on dis boat now before you become shark bait!"

Kaiba hesitated and looked at the Jamaican. "What about my equipment?!"

"We can take some of it but not all of it! We can fit it all if only one of you comes, mon." he added.

Kaiba groaned and looked at his brother. "Give me a second." He issued to the Jamaican, before turning to Mokuba. "Mokuba . . . I have to save this equipment, it means more to me then my own life. You understand this?" he said while looking into his eyes.

"YEAH OF COURSE I DO!" Mokuba shouted. Kaiba and the Jamaican flinched.

"*sigh* Mokuba I've tried to be a good brother, I just hope you will remember me. Will you?" Kaiba asked, gripping his younger brother's shoulders.

"OF COURSE I WILL! I LOVE YOU BIG BROTHER!" Mokuba chirped while hugging his brother.

Kaiba sighed again and pulled away. "This is good bye, Mokuba."

Mokuba sniffled and looked at his brother as he pushed him away.

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~A Few Minutes Later~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

"Goodbye Mokuba! I'll always love you!" Kaiba called from the boat as it drove him and his equipment back to the beach.

Mokuba stood on the sinking boat and waved back. "I LOVE YOU TOO!!!"

~*~*~*~*~*~*~Back On the Beach~*~*~*~*~*~*~

"Are you ready?!" a Jamaican advertiser asked a rather startled Bakura.

"Ready for what?!" he asked.

"For your waverunner rentals and parasailing!" the Jamaican replied.

Bakura blinked as everyone else walked up and asked questions about it. After a few moments everyone decided what they were going to do.

"Okay! So Malik, Yugi, Ryou, and me are gonna go parasailing . . . and Bakura and Yami Malik are going to rent waverunners. Let's go have some fun eh?" Joey shouted as he ran to the parasailing boat.

~*~*~*~*~*~A Few Minutes Later~*~*~*~*~*~

Everyone was situated and Malik and Joey were going up on the parasail thing first. They got hooked up and waited as the boat started to move.

"Don't wet yourself, Joey, we all know your scared." Malik teased as Joey narrowed his eyes at the Egyptian.

"Well, you don't wanna fall and lose something very important to a shark now do ya? Like yer-AHHH!!!!!!!" Joey screamed as they were suddenly tugged into the air.

The breeze was soft and the view excellent. Malik looked around and then shouted down below to everyone on the boat. "This is great!! I can see everything!! I can even see Duke running for his life from those pigeons!!!" Joey nodded the two of them laughed at his misfortune.

~*~*~*~*~*~Wave Runners~*~*~*~*~*~

"Eat sea foam baka boy!!" Yami Malik guffawed as he splashed water at Bakura and drenched him.

Bakura growled angrily and shook the water from his white locks and chased after Yami Malik. He caught up to him and smirked. "How about a race, cockatoo head?!"

"Alright! Name the start and ending points! I'll take your foolish challenge!" Yami Malik grinned arrogantly.

"Hmmmmm . . ." Bakura thought as he looked around. "Ah! We'll start from that reef just a little ways back there and race to that rock over there!" Bakura announced, pointing to both locations.

"Alright! Prepare to lose!" Yami Malik laughed as he turned around and raced to the reef, Bakura lagging behind slightly.

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It was now Yugi and Ryou's turn to take experience the thrill of parasailing. They got strapped in, and before they knew it they were up in the air.

"WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Yugi exclaimed happily. Ryou looked around, blowing the strands of messy white hair away from his mouth and eyes. Maybe he should take his yami's advice and shorten it. Oh well. "WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHEEHEEHEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YAAAAAAAAAAAAY!" Yugi shouted.

"Yugi turn it down a notch!!!!! GOD!!!" Ryou shouted, covering his ears. Yugi sniffled slightly and did as he was told.

Ryou looked over and saw a small boat that was currently sinking to the bottom of the ocean, and a little boy being circled by sharks. And then they all covered their ears after hearing a loud piercing screech that could belong to no one but Mokuba.

"WHEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!! FISHIEEEEEES!!!! HERE FISHY FISHY FISHY!! OWW!! THAT HURT!! NOW I'M BLEEDING!!!" Mokuba screeched playfully as the sharks closed in on him.

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Yugi kicked his feet merrily, before a loud *TWANG!* was heard. "What was that?" he asked, turning to a stumped Ryou.

*TWANG!*

Ryou blinked. "I don't-" *TWANG!* This time following the sound they felt the line jerk rougly. "Errr . . . Yugi why do I have butterflies?" Ryou asked, quite confused.

"I don't know . . . maybe it's because we're falling." Yugi stated.

"Oh, okay." *pause* "FALLING?!" Ryou screamed.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

~*~*~*~*~*~Wave Runners~*~*~*~*~*~

"Alright, ready to eat my wake?" Yami Malik asked, charging his wave runner up for a burst of speed.

"Ha! I'll die first!" Bakura laughed loudly.

*pause* ". . .you died 5000 years ago . . ." Yami Malik noted.

" . . .oh. Well, I'll sooner star in an anime featuring Yugi as the main character!!!" Bakura laughed again.

Yami Malik rolled his eyes and set his eyes on the path in front of them.

"Ready?"

"On your mark."

"Get set."

"GO!"

They both sped through the course, avoiding the sharp rocks sticking out off of the reefs like they had been professional wave runner riders their whole lives. Yami Malik was out in front, then Bakura, then Yami Malik, and so on and so forth. They suddenly heard screaming and then a large splash, they looked over their shoulders to see a large parachute floating in the water. They blinked, faced each other and shrugged, then looked in front of them again and continued their race.

"AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! HOLY SH----!!" *brrrrrm!* Yami Malik screamed, trying to slow down his wave runner.

Bakura screamed as well and tried to slow himself down. It was hopeless, they both skid across the water, smack against each other in a tied position as they sped towards the finish line.

"Bakura you dolt!! That's not a rock!! It's a!-----" *GULP!*

" . . .whale."

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Ya like? :D XD That was fun. I'm enjoying writing this fic more.Well, I'm not good at this beginning and end author note things so I'm out! Ja ne minna!

~*~Twilight Raven~*~