Drigger: Hey. Wow, the Hiei interjection got noticed! WHEEE! Hehe. Hiei
kicks major ass along with Yoko Kurama and Karasu as the sexiness of YYH. I
like the Arch Rivals episode with the Karasu and Kurama interaction. That
was great. Sexy. Well, I'm gonna shut up now and get on with business!
This is YGO! Where everyone except weevil rex and few others are sexy!
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Well, after Kaiba called, I went to COOLFEST 2003, not Geekfest.
He is such an ass.
Anyway, we had a blast. I ate half the chocolate cake (which Yami complained about: "Save some for the rest of us!") And Bakura won Twister. He gets violent when we play, knocking people down on purpose.
I went home after Coolfest 2003, to find Isis on the phone.
"..I know," she said, giggling and twirling her long black hair around her finger.
Oh, geez, when Isis is talking on the phone and twirls her hair, she's talking to a boy she likes.
Naturally, I have to be the Annoying-Little-Brother-Type and make kissy noises while she's on the phone.
"Mm." I ran up right behind her. *Pucker pucker.*
"Malik, stop it!" She shoved me away, giggling.
"Yeah he's a total geek."
I glared at her. I am very sensitive to that word.
(Next day) Ahh, another wonderful, beautiful, day of school. I ran in the room at my usual time. Today, the ass had a smirk on his face that I couldn't quite place.
I briskly walked by him, but not before he gave me a look out of the corner of his eye that creeped me out.
"Hey Malik!" Bakura called out
"Hey, Kura!" I greeted.
Ah, yes the giggling a few rows ahead of us commenced.
"Wow, we had soo much fun yesterday!" Yugi announced.
"Oh, yes, it was the coolest!" Kaiba sang in a nasely voice.
"So we were thinking about hanging out again after school today," Yami finished.
"Oh....I can't." I said.
"Oh...why not?" Yugi asked.
"I'm busy."
"With what, hikari?" Marik asked, curious look on his face.
"Stuff."
"Oh." Thankfully everyone dropped it. But I should've known that the ass would take the opportunity to be an annoying fucker.
He turned in his seat, giving me a cold smile. "See you after school, Malik." And he winked at me and turned around.
WHAT...IN...THE...FUCK?!
The gang froze and stared at me, gaping.
"Malik? You're going out with Kaiba?!" Joey asked incredulously, almost falling out of the top of the desk he was sitting on.
Yugi gasped and grabbed his chest with his hand. "TRAITOR!"
"That's a BAD HIKARI!" Marik smacked me upside the head. Okay, I better clear things up before my friends kick my ass.
I sensed Kaiba beaming with pride.
"Look, I work at KaibaCorp. Isis forced me to." I said.
"..Oh.."
"I'm sorry I didn't tell you...I was kinda embarrassed." I said.
"It's cool as long as you're not actually friends with the asshole or dating him or something." Yami said.
"Yeah sometimes we have to associate with their kind to survive in the world," Ryou piped up for me.
That earned him a look from Kaiba.
Phsst. Yeah. Like that would ever happen. I hate that stupid fucker.
After school I hopped on Fred and made my way to my most favorite place in the world- KAIBACORP! YEA!
When I walked into the ass's office he had his stupid little feet propped up on his desk, leaning back in his chair.
"Hey, how was Geekfest 2003?" He asked coldly, rubbing his hands together.
"Gee, I wouldn't know anything about that, but I'm sure you can fill me in on the details of Assfest 2003," I sneered.
"Oh, gee, I wouldn't know anything about that either. But I'm sure your friends Yami and Yugi would because they're stuck up each others asses all the time, no doubt duking it out."
...Okay. I know I should've ignored it, let it go, whatever. It was stupid. Not worth it. That would be the mature way to handle it.
But I, Malik Ishtar, am by no means mature. Besides, Yami and Yugi are great guys and I'm not gonna let the ass talk about them like that.
I threw my self at him, knocking out of his chair on to the floor. I had him pinned for a split second before I realized that I actually touching him.
I quickly jumped back. Kaiba stood up, brushing himself off. His hair was disheveled.
Well, I stood, awaiting my punishment. I was expecting him to either tell me I was fired, punch me, kick me, or a glare, at least. Me and my stupid temper.
I was totally not prepared for what he did do, though.
Absolutely nothing!
Kaiba pulled out the chair from under his desk. "Sit," he commanded coldly.
I bolted to the seat, kinda nervous now.
The ass slammed a stack of papers in front of me.
"File these by year." He handed my some folders with the years imprinted on them. "I'm gonna go get ready for my date tonight," he left before I could react.
The ass? On a date? What kind of dimwit would go out with him?
He he...I was in Kaiba's office...alone...TIME TO WRECK HAVOC!! PAYBACK!!
I threw open a drawer to Kaiba's desk and spotted the stapler. I pulled it out and starting pushing it like a maniac.
"Mahahaha!" I laughed, creating a pile of wasted staples. I stapled until my hand hurt then threw it back in and the pile of staples in the trash. Then, I found every sharpened pencil in the room and BROKE THEM!!
I decided that was enough for today, I really wanted to see what it would take to get Kaiba mad. After all, I am immature.
I quickly filed the papers in their rightful folders, give or take a few. I left his office, handing the lady at the desk the folders on the way out.
I hopped back on Fred and went back home.
"I'm baccckkk!" I yelled loudly entering the house.
"Oh, good!" Isis ran out from her room. Her hair was up in a french twist and she wore a very tight minidress. She also smelled funny.
"Where are you going?" I asked.
"A date," she giggled.
"With who?" I asked, then the doorbell rang.
"Oh I need to put my shoes on! Malik, answer the door and let my date in," Isis said, running down the hall.
"Kay."
I opened the door with a huge smile on my face. My heart literally jumped out of my chest when I looked into his eyes.
"AAAAHHHHHH!!!!!" I screamed in a shrill voice. "ITS THE DEVIL! HELP! SAVE ME!!!" Then I slammed the door back shut, trying to halt his diabolical presence.
"You little bastard!" Isis ran to the door, smacking me upside the head.
"OH SHIT!" I screamed. " A cross, I need a cross!" I frantically looked around our den.
"Oh, that's right! I'm Egyptian!" I hit myself upside the head, then spotted an ankh.
"Oh, here we go!" I held it up in front of my, praying it would ward off the evil.
Isis glared at me then opened the door, letting Satan in.
Well, maybe Satan is known by many names around the world. I'm not really sure. All I know is that - around here he is known as Seto Kaiba.
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DISCLAIMER: If only we had a winning lottery ticket or a machine that could make anime characters come to real life...but we don't , so their not ours. *sniff *
Well, after Kaiba called, I went to COOLFEST 2003, not Geekfest.
He is such an ass.
Anyway, we had a blast. I ate half the chocolate cake (which Yami complained about: "Save some for the rest of us!") And Bakura won Twister. He gets violent when we play, knocking people down on purpose.
I went home after Coolfest 2003, to find Isis on the phone.
"..I know," she said, giggling and twirling her long black hair around her finger.
Oh, geez, when Isis is talking on the phone and twirls her hair, she's talking to a boy she likes.
Naturally, I have to be the Annoying-Little-Brother-Type and make kissy noises while she's on the phone.
"Mm." I ran up right behind her. *Pucker pucker.*
"Malik, stop it!" She shoved me away, giggling.
"Yeah he's a total geek."
I glared at her. I am very sensitive to that word.
(Next day) Ahh, another wonderful, beautiful, day of school. I ran in the room at my usual time. Today, the ass had a smirk on his face that I couldn't quite place.
I briskly walked by him, but not before he gave me a look out of the corner of his eye that creeped me out.
"Hey Malik!" Bakura called out
"Hey, Kura!" I greeted.
Ah, yes the giggling a few rows ahead of us commenced.
"Wow, we had soo much fun yesterday!" Yugi announced.
"Oh, yes, it was the coolest!" Kaiba sang in a nasely voice.
"So we were thinking about hanging out again after school today," Yami finished.
"Oh....I can't." I said.
"Oh...why not?" Yugi asked.
"I'm busy."
"With what, hikari?" Marik asked, curious look on his face.
"Stuff."
"Oh." Thankfully everyone dropped it. But I should've known that the ass would take the opportunity to be an annoying fucker.
He turned in his seat, giving me a cold smile. "See you after school, Malik." And he winked at me and turned around.
WHAT...IN...THE...FUCK?!
The gang froze and stared at me, gaping.
"Malik? You're going out with Kaiba?!" Joey asked incredulously, almost falling out of the top of the desk he was sitting on.
Yugi gasped and grabbed his chest with his hand. "TRAITOR!"
"That's a BAD HIKARI!" Marik smacked me upside the head. Okay, I better clear things up before my friends kick my ass.
I sensed Kaiba beaming with pride.
"Look, I work at KaibaCorp. Isis forced me to." I said.
"..Oh.."
"I'm sorry I didn't tell you...I was kinda embarrassed." I said.
"It's cool as long as you're not actually friends with the asshole or dating him or something." Yami said.
"Yeah sometimes we have to associate with their kind to survive in the world," Ryou piped up for me.
That earned him a look from Kaiba.
Phsst. Yeah. Like that would ever happen. I hate that stupid fucker.
After school I hopped on Fred and made my way to my most favorite place in the world- KAIBACORP! YEA!
When I walked into the ass's office he had his stupid little feet propped up on his desk, leaning back in his chair.
"Hey, how was Geekfest 2003?" He asked coldly, rubbing his hands together.
"Gee, I wouldn't know anything about that, but I'm sure you can fill me in on the details of Assfest 2003," I sneered.
"Oh, gee, I wouldn't know anything about that either. But I'm sure your friends Yami and Yugi would because they're stuck up each others asses all the time, no doubt duking it out."
...Okay. I know I should've ignored it, let it go, whatever. It was stupid. Not worth it. That would be the mature way to handle it.
But I, Malik Ishtar, am by no means mature. Besides, Yami and Yugi are great guys and I'm not gonna let the ass talk about them like that.
I threw my self at him, knocking out of his chair on to the floor. I had him pinned for a split second before I realized that I actually touching him.
I quickly jumped back. Kaiba stood up, brushing himself off. His hair was disheveled.
Well, I stood, awaiting my punishment. I was expecting him to either tell me I was fired, punch me, kick me, or a glare, at least. Me and my stupid temper.
I was totally not prepared for what he did do, though.
Absolutely nothing!
Kaiba pulled out the chair from under his desk. "Sit," he commanded coldly.
I bolted to the seat, kinda nervous now.
The ass slammed a stack of papers in front of me.
"File these by year." He handed my some folders with the years imprinted on them. "I'm gonna go get ready for my date tonight," he left before I could react.
The ass? On a date? What kind of dimwit would go out with him?
He he...I was in Kaiba's office...alone...TIME TO WRECK HAVOC!! PAYBACK!!
I threw open a drawer to Kaiba's desk and spotted the stapler. I pulled it out and starting pushing it like a maniac.
"Mahahaha!" I laughed, creating a pile of wasted staples. I stapled until my hand hurt then threw it back in and the pile of staples in the trash. Then, I found every sharpened pencil in the room and BROKE THEM!!
I decided that was enough for today, I really wanted to see what it would take to get Kaiba mad. After all, I am immature.
I quickly filed the papers in their rightful folders, give or take a few. I left his office, handing the lady at the desk the folders on the way out.
I hopped back on Fred and went back home.
"I'm baccckkk!" I yelled loudly entering the house.
"Oh, good!" Isis ran out from her room. Her hair was up in a french twist and she wore a very tight minidress. She also smelled funny.
"Where are you going?" I asked.
"A date," she giggled.
"With who?" I asked, then the doorbell rang.
"Oh I need to put my shoes on! Malik, answer the door and let my date in," Isis said, running down the hall.
"Kay."
I opened the door with a huge smile on my face. My heart literally jumped out of my chest when I looked into his eyes.
"AAAAHHHHHH!!!!!" I screamed in a shrill voice. "ITS THE DEVIL! HELP! SAVE ME!!!" Then I slammed the door back shut, trying to halt his diabolical presence.
"You little bastard!" Isis ran to the door, smacking me upside the head.
"OH SHIT!" I screamed. " A cross, I need a cross!" I frantically looked around our den.
"Oh, that's right! I'm Egyptian!" I hit myself upside the head, then spotted an ankh.
"Oh, here we go!" I held it up in front of my, praying it would ward off the evil.
Isis glared at me then opened the door, letting Satan in.
Well, maybe Satan is known by many names around the world. I'm not really sure. All I know is that - around here he is known as Seto Kaiba.
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